HoodieArtisthide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Hey hey, I'm Hoodie. I'm kinda new to the wole FanFic thing, but i've started two stories... But I really enjoy writing so I'm taking this as a challenge:) I hope to put my stuff up soon and see what you all say:) So far my favorite pairings are: Naruto: ItaSak, NarHin, ShikTerm, InoChoji, NejiTenTen Bleach: RukiIchi D.Gray Man: 07Ghost: |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Fifty Shades of Fate by Hunting Artemis reviews
What if the discreet dominant, Christian Grey, was never interviewed by the intelligent and alluring Anastasia Steele?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 190,200 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 8/10/2017 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Give Me A Reason by Rise of the Blossom reviews
Things aren't always what they seem and when Sasuke realises that, he also realises he has two choices: fight for her, or give in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,045 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love, don't be shy by bubblegum shaved ice reviews
SasuSaku. He was like a child caught with his hand in the cookie jar; the only regret came from having been caught. He had wanted Sakura for years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fortuitous Intercourse by Akane Setsuna reviews
Sakura had been following Sasuke to eliminate him but as she goes to execute him, an intercourse happened between him and another Uchiha. She decided to leave, but then two Uchihas stopped her and forced her to join their intercourse. ONE SHOT. M for Lemons. Incest. Foul language. Be warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Perfectly Sunny by cleverTales reviews
Inspired by dorky Itachi making sunny side up eggs - minus Sasuke, plus Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by kaze suzume reviews
"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 213 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Could You Teach Me How to Dance? by FearlessTiger reviews
When Sakura's first date with the mighty Uchiha Itachi is threatened to be compromised by his displeased father, Sasuke comes to the rescue in a sweet and fluffy endeavor to help both his beloved brother and his dear teammate. Because there is no fluff like overfluff for Christmas. ItaSaku, and a lot of cute SasuSaku friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Prince of Crows by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
Honestly this was ridiculous, I mean who uses biology to pick up a girl? Shisui didn't even know what that meant! Luckily for Itachi though, it seems Sakura was just as awkward as he was. "Teme." "What." "This is your fault."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crank Dat Uchiha by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
The first time Uchiha Itachi met his little brother's childhood friend Sakura, it was indirectly and through a song. A song, now that he thinks about it, that was a horribly inaccurate and terribly misleading description of character.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Till The World Ends by Nanami Akane reviews
"I bet that you cannot seduce my brother." "Really Sasuke?" "Really." "Well we'll just see about that, hey I'll even give you a boner for good measure." Sasuke gulps as Sakura's eyes darken and her body becomes just that more seductive. What the f*ck did he just get himself into? ItachixSakura and a lil SakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Rabbit and the Fox by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
She was willing and much too addictive, and he was sure that he wouldn't be satisfied until he consumed her entirely. /ItaSaku/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
If It's not Broken Smash it Into A wall by Nadine25 reviews
Sakura and Ino are new students in Konoha's high academy. They are desperately attempting to seduce two very hot Uchiha's, with Orochimaru, Jiraya and Kakashi as instructors watch out for the mayhem. AU: Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,100 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The book circle never prepared me for this by Ms.Sweden reviews
O/S A/H: Nerdy Dimitri Belikov gets roughly dumped one night but little does he know of the interesting turn later the same night. And it's spelled with 4 letters. R-O-S-E. Rated M for heavy detailing in intimate sessions. Rethink your decision before reading. It's worth reading Just saying...ENJOY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 208 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
walk through the fire by randompenmenship reviews
au non mass sequel to broken,beaten, and damned they thought it was over, but it only had begun. readjusting to life outside of the hell they spent together itachi and sakura have to deal with the curve balls life throws at them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Broken,Beaten, and Damned by randompenmenship reviews
This is an AU Fic Orochimaru & Kabuto kidnap Sakura and Itachi. In order to survive the two insane killers Sakura and Itachi must complete various tasks and challanges. I got this idea from a dream I had and I've been toying with it since. R&R people
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rumor by Romantically Distant reviews
Guess my Name. It is a simple task, or is it? "You think so? There are over 5000 female names in our country, not including unisex names. There are a lot of options; and you only get one try." The young pinkette told the group of males. AU Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,339 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Fragility Of The Sakura by Frozzy reviews
Uchiha Itachi plants a certain invisible cursed mindseal on a certain pinkhaired kunoichi. The seal is to be physically activated by the touch of a male, but what happenes when feelings get involved? [OLD STORY]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,782 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Assumptions are dangerous things by pyxislynx reviews
... especially when they involve a certain Haruno Sakura. ITASAKU. AU, non-massacre. Rated T for... Itachi's assumptions and misunderstandings lol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Woman by sophie-the-duchess reviews
"I would catch myself looking at you… I kept asking myself, why do I feel for this soldier the way I should feel for a woman?" Rated M for sexuality.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Mulan, Shang - Complete
Costume Chaos by Itaweasel-hime reviews
It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Here's A Thought: Why Don't You Tell Them? by littoh.fish reviews
The look on Sasuke's face when he saw his older brother hugging his pink haired teammate with his lips on the top of her head should've been photographed and framed. ItaSaku Non-mass. A little humor as I do and fluff. One-shot! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let's do it by weaselcheater reviews
"Sasuke-kun, will you do it with me?" "Sakura, read my lips, I will never do it with you!" later..."You should have just asked me and I would have been more than glad to do it with you." "Thank you Itachi -kun!" R&R XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scholar by Mistress Krane reviews
Falling into a fountain while you're studying…sucks. Being brought into the boy who knocked you into said fountain's dorm…doesn't really suck. And when the handsome, dark-haired dormmate of the boy invites you to walk, how can you say no? AU, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke's Sister by DecidedlyPositive reviews
"Sasuke-kun! I didn't know you had an older sister!" In which Itachi is thoroughly amused, Sakura is horribly mistaken, and Sasuke wonders if introducing his brother and best friend was the brightest idea. AU / ItaSaku /one-shot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cinnamon by Miss Celsius reviews
ItaSaku:: When forced to move into a new apartment, Itachi did not know what would kill him first: the deplorable location or the maddening smell of cinnamon coming from next door. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Black Spandex by ImAFilthyMelon reviews
Uchiha Itachi generally minds his own business. But when Haruno Sakura gets mad at his brother, he observes mildly... Non-Massacre AU ItaSaku Prequel to The Secret Kunoichi Class
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vampire's hell by Night temptations reviews
Sakura Haruno, on her way home from a mission, is lost in the desert. A woman saves her. Two years later Sakura is back in Kohona and she's now a changed woman. Though still the same age as when she left. Sakura- Sasuke, Itachi, Neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Some Girls by Juniper11 reviews
For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Oblivious by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Non-Massacure AU ItaSaku; This is why he didn't talk to Shisui very often. He only distracted him from the important things in his life. Like Anbu duty. And that included breaking Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Twisted reviews
So what happens if there aren't JUST ninjas? What if there are mythical creatures as well? What if Sakura had to leave Konoha because of some twisted plan? What would happen when she finds out why she had to leave? Will that change who she loves or will what she was trained in, end up killing those she loves? The Akatsuki are in here... a lot of ooc characters...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sakura H.
Dark Waltz reviews
Itachi and Sakura. A dark waltz without even realizing it. Do the two know that they're in love? Or is it something less? both lose sight of who they once were. These two dance the dark waltz of love and hatred. are they to stay friends or become more then that? [my first fanfic! please let me know what i can improve!] (Lemon in chapter 15)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,949 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hide and seek reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Itachi and Obito play hide and seek. Who will be the last one standing? Well hiding?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Team Seven, Itachi U., Madara U., Obito U. - Complete