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 Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hi guys! AnimeLuvr246 here! w I hope you enjoy reading my fanfics! Reviews are welcome! Feel free to PM me! AL246 Which Hetalia character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood.(yea, so what) [x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.(I like it, but oh well) [x] You're very happy-go-lucky. (... at times...) [x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.(not that anyone notices) ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. [x] You can be clumsy at times.(definitely,especially in class) [x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (hell yes) [x] (If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (yep) [x] You would surrender in a war situation. (peacemaker) [x] you're very good at art (My family says so...) 9/10 Me: We're fratello and sorella, yay! Italy: Ve Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) ]You're very stoic and serious.(no really) ]Sausages are your favourite foods.(no) ]You like to walk your dog.(I don't have one) [x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.(Few of 'em) ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. (Hahahaha NO!) ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules. [x] You work very hard.(Yep) [x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'. ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.(Nope) [x]You've had issues with money once or twice. (Yeah, I don't have enough money on my sQuid account...) 4/10 Me: We...don't have much in common... Japan (Kiku Honda) ] You're very mature. ] You think everything over before saying it. ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.(I can't stand horror films) [x] You isolated yourself during childhood.(during food tech, actually) ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. [x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people. ]You're good at practical tasks. [x] You need time to adjust to new people. (Hai) [x] you enjoy Anime & Manga (I LUV IT!) 4/10 Me: At least we have somethings in common... The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) ]You love hamburgers. ]You think you're awesome. ]You love to invent things. [x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. ]You can seem to be very brash to other people. [x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. [x]You're terrified of ghosts.(so like me) [x]You know aliens exist. [x]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.(does a varsity jacket count?) [x]You wear glasses. 6/10 Me: Cool, I have an awesome bro! The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) ]You like tea ]You were quite tough as a kid. (Hahaha no) [x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. ]Your cooking is awful.(I don't burn it) [x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (I love fairytales!) ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (Aliens are real! we cant be the only creatures out there!) [x]You have tried doing black magic before. (... I failed...) ]You get drunk quite easily. ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. ]You're good at embroidery. (But I can sew...) 3/10 Me: We don't have much in common but oh well! France (Francis Bonnefoy) [x]You're very affectionate. (I'm a hugger...) ]You think you have a great fashion sense. [x]You like wine. (I don't have it very often, but it is nice occasionally) ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. [x]You love red roses. (They're so pretty...) ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (I prefer men) ]You're very proud of yourself. [x]You love culture and the arts. ]You're very flamboyant. ]You say you're a gourmet . 4/10 Me: ...Well, I'm screwed... Russia (Ivan Braginski) [x]You had a very sad childhood. (kind of lonely) [x]You're very tall.(Tallest in my class) [x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities(ish) ]You wear a scarf all the time ]You love sunflowers. ]You love vodka. ]You can seem intimidating to other people. ]You're very strong. ]You have a big nose. ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. 3/10 Me: At least he can scare bullies away... China (Wang Yao) ]You're very mature. ]You're very religious. [x]You love pandas. (definetly) ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. ]You love Hello Kitty.(my sis does though) [x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.(sadly) [x]You work hard. (Nobody sees it though...) [x]You're good at drawing.(thats what my friends and family say) [x]You like sweets. (at most times) 5/10 Me: I'm cool with that...wanna find some pandas? Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [x]You are very well-raised. [x]You're polite. ]You love classical music.(I prefer pop and vocaloid) [x]You like sweets. (does ice-cream count?) ]You have a mole on your face. [x] Spending your time on Hobbies than do what needed right away. [x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.(keyboard, though I don't get lessons) ]You've composed music before. [x]You tend to call people 'morons'. [x]You wear glasses. 7/10 Me: ...wow. Canada (Matthew Williams) [x]You're often ignored by people. (Quite a lot.) ]You look younger than you actually are.(older) [x]You love hockey. [x]You love polar bears. [x]You hate fighting. ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.(sadly not) [x]You often get mistaken for your older sibling. (Younger sister actually) [x]You feel under-appreciated. [x] You're bilingual.(I take Spanish) [x] always caring a bear with you. (I stop doing that) 8/10 Me: Yay! Canada's my brother! Cuba ]You smoke. ]You're very physically strong. ]You've won a lot of fist-fights. ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. ]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. [x]You like hot weather. (It's an excuse to go swimming to cool off!) [x]You can be very friendly from time to time.(always) ]You look very tough on the outside. [x]You make a very nice role-model. (I try to) ]You don't let people get a word in edgewise. (3/10) Me: Okay... Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [x]You have a potty-mouth. [x]You like to wear flowers in your hair. ]You used to be a very tough kid. [x]You're very reliable. [x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. ]You're very faithful.(idk what sense that would be in) [x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. [x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. [x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. [x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. 8/10 Me: YAY! Yaoi fans for life! Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x]You're very loyal. [x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. [x]You're very serious. ]You have a lot of patience. (uh... no I do not...) ]You think too much about philosophical stuff. [x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc. [x]You're not very confident. [x]You were quite rebellious as a child. [x]People tend to walk all over you. [x]You're a born worrier. 8/10 Me: Yep... we're so similar... Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) ]You're very flamboyant. [x]You're quite hyperactive. [x]You can be quite goofy. [x]when you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. [x]You're very wary of strangers. [x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. [x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. [x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. ]You love pansies and corn-poppies. ]You get up to lots of crazy antics . 7/10 Me: Like, totally! Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) ] You're quite mean-spirited. ]You're a bit of a hooligan. [x]You're very loyal. ] you're very good at tactics. ]You hate Russia. ]You love to fight people. [x]You can avoid marriages quite well. (not that i've ever had to) [x]You're not always taken seriously. ]You like drinking. (too young!!!) [x]You want to become stronger. 4/10 Me: ...no comment. Prussia: YEAH! You're like ze awesome Prussia! Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [x]You are clueless about things around you. (yeah XD) ]you favor the taste of fresh tomatoes [x] you're very Responible (mostly) [x] you tend to Dramatize over things a lot ] you love churros. [x]You help people in crisis. [x]You are quite random. (MOOSE!CupCake!) [x] somehow, you like bananas. [x]You often offer food to people. ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. 7/10 Me: Si! Spain: Hola, chica! Me: Hola! :D South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. ] You like to order people around. [x]You're a scaredy-cat. [x] you curse a lot. (not around adults) [x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. [x]You tend to blush easily. [x]You are lazy like hell. ]you love tomatoes a lot. [x] you fix yourself on stupid matters. (... I dont know what that means, so I'm gunna say yes...) [x]You get defensive at the slightest comment. 8/10 Me: Cool...Looks like we're fratello and sorella, Lovi. Kinda like with Feli... :3 Romano: ... Pick the month you were born on... 1(Jan) - I shot 2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with 3 (Mar) - I stabbed 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June)-I robbed 7 (July) -I kissed 8 (Aug) -I smoked with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - i hugged 11 (Nov) - I ran naked with 12 (Dec) - I banged Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star 02 - my boyfriend 03 -a hobo 04 - a homeless guy 05 - the one that i love 06 -the trojan man 07 - the cookie monster 08 - a sexy girl 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a mop 11 - a tooth brush 12 - a hobo 13 -a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bag of weed 18 - the kool-aid man 19 - an Easter egg 20 - tori the snowman (who?) 21 - a hottie 22 - my crush 23 -yo momma 24 a Mexican 25 - a teletubby 26 - a condom 27 - a gangsta 28 - Paris Hilton 29 - Barney the Dinosaur 30 - my ex boyfriend 31 -my lover I ran shirtless with tori the snowman...oh god XD AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost (5/24) Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), The Waterbender (USA), Joe333(Serbia), Gr4Yr4iN (Australia), HawkRider (England), Leixym (USA), SakuraMoriChan (England), Insane-assylum-13 (US of A BABY!), AnimeLuvr246 (England and proud! :D) Mature Eyes Only: Body: This may make you stop and think... very true 97% of girls would die if Justin Beiber were to jump off a bridge. Copy this if you're part of the 3% screaming, 'DO IT, B*H!!" 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Sadly true XD) If you've read a fan-fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are a yaoi fan girl, copy this onto your profile. If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile! If you are a Germany/Italy fan, copy and paste this onto your profile If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are a Sweden/Finland fan, copy and paste this onto profile. If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (I don't believe in stuff like this, but why not?) About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them. THEY HURT HER FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. (THE'RE FLIPPING BULLIES!!! They hurt her!!! D:) On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight. (To creep people out XD FANFICTION- UNITED states! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF! We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland) spiritualnekohime4 (us/mexico) Kharissa (Canada), Emil Steilson (USA), AnimeLuvr246 (UK) Normal people think being invisible is impossible. Hetalia Fans KNOW being invisible is possible, because Prof. Canada proved it. Normal people wouldn't kill themselves, because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fans wouldn't kill themselves, because they love themselves too much. Normal people say " Y.O.L.O. and Swag". Hetalia Fans say "Make Pasta, not War." (I actually add Hetalia quotes to normal conversation :D) Normal People love Florida! Hetalia Fans are smart enough to NOT go to Florida. Normal People say they are cool. Hetalia Fans say they are Ze Awesome Prussia. Normal People don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalia Fans already staying at Sealand's place for the summer. Normal People don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalia Fans are Mother Russia. Normal People aren't heroes. Hetalia Fans are Super Man! Normal People listen to JB and 1D. Hetalia Fans listen to Artie rock out his guitar! Normal people are rude and mean. Hetalia Fans are family! Normal people don't believe in magic. Hetalia Fans live with unicorns! Normal People won't re-post this - Hetalia fans will! (I just clicked a few playlists on youtube and let the songs come into my answers - I don't have an iPod yet (YET!!!)) 1. What does the world think of you? Rolling Girl - Hatsune Miku ...I keep rolling? 2. What do my friends really think of me? Meltdown - Kagamine Rin O_0 They think I'm crazy?! Thanks guys...(XD jk ilu really) 3. Do people secretly lust after me? Kochi me baby (Come on baby) - Hatsune Miku ...I tell people to go for it?! WTF?! (Remember this is a random mix) 4. How can I make myself happy? Teto's Territory - Teto Kasane Yep! Pretty much! 5. Do I think my current theme song is? Matryoshka - Miku and GUMI (Ashestoashesjc English dub) I love this version! 6. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Just be friends - Luka Megurine I am quite friendly...towards nice people... 7. What song will play at my funeral? Karakuri Burst - Kagamine Rin and Len ...Okay, so I'll sound like a person who says "F* THE NAZIS!!!" ...I'm so sorry Germany... 8. What is my motto? Pound the alarm - Nikki Manaj ...I think she's a rip-off of Lady Gaga, but hey - I'd yell this in a dire emergency! 9. What do you think of the person you like? Fairytale - Alexander Rybak Best song I ever heard, pretty much describes me and my boyfriend (he's a pain in the ass at school...) 10. What is your life story? Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha feat. 3Oh!3 ...I don't care what most say, I just ignore them. 11. What is your biggest secret? Just a Dream - Nelly Something happened last year that isn't what the song's about, but sometimes I get it in a daydream and it's horrible because it happened to my mom and I always wish I had changed it...(No she didn't die, but she had to stay in hospital for a week because of it);; 12. If you could go back in time, what would you change? Einsamkeit - Germany Character song Yeah, I feel pretty lonely now, but I felt lonelier in Year 7 with bullies galore...I hated that year until my friends came along...Thanks guys :) When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade! When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "BITCH!! I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!" OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your Brandy is French.Your movies are American. Your anime is Japanese.Your humour is Jewish. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Yet, you have a problem with your neighbor being an immigrant? Pull yourself together :) (Copy/Paste if you're agianst racism) If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile. Copy and repost this if you think it's incredibly stupid that girls are associated with the color pink. Yeah, why not blue or green?! If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR, C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing no matter how off key you are, copy this into your profile. For me, it's Alice Human Sacrifice and Ievan Polkka If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. MY LAST NAME ISN'T IN SPELL CHECKER!!! And neither is Sealand... If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you think the spell-check in Word should just die copy and paste this to your profile. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came (Even if he is a jerk to me, he's nice at times :D) "I am Hungary" Spain: Doctor! I think I SPAINED my ankle! If you've ever mentioned Hetalia related quotes in front of your friends and only a few know what you're talking about, copy and paste this to your profile :3 Tag 2 friends with an anime quote. Justalittlebitweird12 and lunacatbrine13, PASTAAAAAAAAAA! XD Favorite Rules Rule 55- Male tits are going to be touched Rule 23- Never spill a Marine's coffee (unless you do want to be shot in the head) Rule 423- Every fictional character is bisexual until proven otherwise (FAV RULE!!!!!!) Rule 56- Proof or it didn’t happen (I use that on my sister XD) Rule 5- there is no rule 4 (So true, so true...) Rule 7- Don’t touch the women, but they can grab what they want to. Rule 10- when people leave alcohol at your place for over 10 hrs it’s yours Rule 17- always make sure they’re dead (ALWAYS!!!) Rule 24- if it exists, people fear it Rule 30- What has been seen cannot be unseen Rule 34- There is a porn of it. No exceptions! Rule 43a- You can find anything on the internet if you’re willing to look for it long enough Rule 43b- The more Beautiful and pure a thing is- the more satisfying it is to corrupt it (XD) You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when… You’ve been converted to Yaoism. (And the religion of Church of the Flying Spaghetti Moster!) Refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them. History is cool now and the most perverted subject along with Geography! You want a chick, polar bear, koala, panda, etc. You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings. You wish Prussia still existed. (He is now a Mico-Nation! YOU CANNOT KILL ZE AWESOME PURSSIA!) You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it. You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart! You know more about other countries than you ever did before. The world news isn't the same…its awesome now! You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics. You say ‘Awesome’ a lot. You want to learn different languages. Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods. You wanna play the piano. You carry around a frying pan. You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc. Maps are now porn. You kick the ground or kiss it while talking to it. You know that world peace can be possible. You want to go to an UN meeting. You want to become President/Prime Minister/etc. so that you can meet your Nation. Incest is hot! (No, I don't think so...please don't kill me incest fans...) You've covered your walls/binders/textbooks with atlases. You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’. Vodka is just Russian water. You talk Poland-like. You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps. You now have a creepy smile. You’re obsessed with somebody, just like Belarus. Your favorite animes have been replaced by Hetalia. And last, but not least, you know that you’re a Hetalia fan when… drum roll You get fan-girlish/boyish over yourself after finding out you are Chinese/Korean/Russian, German/Italian, etc. AND ALSO... 1) In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’. 2) You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks. (I am British, so...) 3) Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries. 4) You are now a little bit wary of your Russian pen pal, lest’ he/she try to pull a fast one on you. (I have a French pen pal, does taht count?) 5) During class, while discussing Germany and Italy’s alliance in WW1, you burst out laughing….now everyone thinks you’re crazy. You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when… You know facts about other countries that creep people out. You yell out facts about other countries that people did not think was true. You’ve tried to curl a piece of your hair. (My hair is naturally curly, but sometimes I try to straighten it because of bedheaded-ness...) After you’ve succeeded to make that curl, you act like it’s your erogenous zone. When someone is talking about history, you giggle and not pay attention to the other people who are giving you weird looks. Your neighbors think you’re mental after seeing you talk to air. You create an OC of your country if it does not have a character design on Hetalia. You want to be fabulous! You’re parents have made fun of you because of Hetalia. (My parents don't know and my sister doesn't care, so I don't apply to this.) You try to hold a meeting with your friends and yell gibberish. You are heard over everyone during a class discussion/argument. You have siestas now. You have a ‘FUCK’ box. (Nope, but now you mention it, I might make one for my sister as a prank...:3) You WANT large eyebrows. You pop out of nowhere to freak out others. You’re stuffed animals/pets have names like Kumajirou, Shinatty-chan, Hanatamago, etc. (I have a stuffed panda called China and a polar bear called Kumajiro) You want a Sealand hat. You wear a scarf and coat even though you live in the hottest place on earth. You spazz out after finding out you made a friend with someone with the same name as a Hetalia character. You don’t care anymore if you accidentally shoot someone in the arm or leg. You tell everyone that you’re an ethnicity that you really aren’t. You celebrate every country’s Independence Day. You laugh when you see a broken chair. You have dubbed that chair ‘Busby’s Chair’. You’re History teacher is surprised when he/she gives you 100 percent on your papers now. You get perverted thoughts when you say you’re in a certain country. (I've been to Paris and been up the Eiffel Tower... Your ringtones are national anthems. You have friends around the world just because of Hetalia. You know how to pronounce each country’s name correctly. You’ve created your own catch phrase. You get red or violet contacts. (No, but I wish I had lavender contacts so I could start a Canada cosplaying costume...) Bitches don’t know about your chick. You’ve created your own Hetalia shirt/plush/keychain/etc. You cosplay as a Hetalia character almost 24/7. You write letters to your President/Prime Minister/etc. asking to meet your nation. You and your two closest friends are dubbed ‘The Bad Touch Trio’. (Now I know what else my firneds and I can call ourselves now! (We call ourselves the Awesome Anime Trio)) You sing the Private Squares song whenever someone’s invading you vital regions. You have hundreds of cats. You become as lazy as Greece. You think perverted thoughts during earthquakes or when near geysers. You think perverted thoughts with global warming. wags eyebrows suggestively And last, but not least, you know if you’re a Hetalia fan when… drum roll Globes are now action figures. You know you’re a Hetalia fan when… You scream ‘baka’ 1000x for no reason. You try to hold your alcohol like Ivan. You fail epically at holding your alcohol and then act like England when he’s drunk. You can’t cook…so you go for Micky D’s. You jump off high places screaming ‘VODKAAAAA!’. You try to get ice cream from your friend and end up breaking your leg. You raise your hand during class and when your called on you scream ‘PASTAAAA!’. You carry around a white flag or a country flag. Faucet pipes are the shiz. Magic is real. (Damn right it is!) You shake constantly for no reason. You smile at other people’s misery. Historical figures are now your celebrities. The UN meetings are now a sitcom. You buy instruction books when you need advice. You call people ‘perverts’ when they have their country map on the wall. Your underpants have your flag design. You speak with an accent that you never had before. The last two lists have described your life. You are a pirate! You perform a knee attack on your friends! Historians are fanfic writers to you. Historical pictures are fan art to you You have become a pedophile. You have tried to ‘colonize’ one of your friends. It’s impossible to hate a country. All songs seem to fit Hetalia whether it’s sad, disturbing, happy, love-dovey, etc. Your parents made you mad so you decided to start a revolution to gain independence. You’ve now made your parents cry in the rain. You hope to answer the phone and hear “Doitsu, Doitsu!” on the other end. You call your friend and scream “Doitsu, Doitsu!” You call your friend to tell them you’ve been kidnapped. You think America was very sick or had an emo phase during ‘The Great Depression’. Playing with fireworks isn’t a big deal. You play or listen to Chopin when you are mad. You’re growing tomatoes in your backyard…and singing Romano’s Tomato song to them! You see someone roasting marshmallows, so you think they’re mocking you. You roast marshmallows to get back at that person. You start singing England’s marshmallow song. Someone nearby thinks you’re summoning a devil while singing that song. You get something cute so you say, “Kawaii aru!” Your family is as dysfunctional as England’s. You tried to slash your older brother/sister’s back after they got you mad. You go to a nation’s capital and scream “I HAVE CLAIMED country’s names VITAL REGIONS!” and stick a flag into the ground. (Forgot to do that in Paris...crud _ You think Sealand should take over Seaworld. ‘Paparazzi’ is Lady Gaga’s version of Francis’ ‘Paris is Indeed Splendid'. Surrendering to any fight is a daily thing. You play your piano in the ocean. Your grandfather is on a boat with a bunch of ladies...while playing ukulele. You think Russia’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood. A new country has appeared out of the blue…so you go there to try and claim it. You believe archaeologists are like surgeons. You see a cute little kid and fight with your friend on who gets to be the kid’s older brother/sister (Wow this is so long XD) UPDATE 25/05/14: My laptop crashed and I have to use the main computer at my house...so, yeah I have to rewrite all of Chapter 8...crud...but I have a new OC! Nova Scotia, come and say hi! Nova Scotia (NS): *walks in* um...hi... So yeah, that's that. Will update sometime, but before I go, please visit my forum here: https://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/AnimeLuvr246/5583302/ Thanks! X3 A quick recommendation for fans of Ib, APH, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Vocaloid, Disney, How To Train Your Dragon and Merlin: Please visit AliceUnderSkies13 Bullying someone doesn't get you ahead, it only makes you fall farther behind. Copy and paste if you are against bullying and add your name to this list: Spottedfur of Windclan, CandyBunnies, Jay Nice, Ninja Vocaloid, AnimeLuvr246, If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 1) France 1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? Feli and Russia? Nope. And I never will do - Feli is for Germany and Russia is for China! 2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? ...No comment. 3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? Romano got France pregnant?! It's an apocalypse!!! 4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? China? ...Nope, but I ship RoChu! 5) Would seven and two make a good couple? Why is it every time?! I always get GermanyxUk!!! (That might become a crack pairing I ship though...) 6) Four/eight or four/nine? CanadaxJapan or CanadaxChina? Neither - China is Russia's! (But IDK about Japan...maybe XD) 7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? If Germany discovered Ameripan?...Probably tell Japan to get back to training XD 8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. RomanoxEngland? Hm...Lovino couldn't help being jealous of his brother, who already had a boyfriend, while Arthur was trying to get over a breakup with Francis. When they happen to meet in the street, both feel that they were made for each other, but are too embarrassed to admit it. (I suck at summaries orz) 9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Once in a blue moon, but not fluffy...RusCan isn't one of my particular favourites... 10) 7 broke 12's heart, how does 11 help? Prussia: Mein bruder broke a lady's heart? Me: Wanna get back at him? *holds up cream pie* Prussia: Let's do this! 11) 1 & 2 are fighting, what does 10 do to make them stop? France and England are fighting? Russia would just show up and that would stop them! 12) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? RomanoxPrussia? Nope. 13) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I think Canada is more adorable than hot, but he is quite hot all the same... (Didn't we already get this with America? XD) 14) What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant? Japan got my little sister pregnant? He's not gonna get away with this! *is protective over Nova* 15) Do you recall any fics about Nine? WE ALREADY HAD THIS QUESTION! (See Q4 for answer) 16) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Romano and England? Probably not - double tsundere is a bad idea! 17) Make up a summary of a seven/nine Fanfic. GermanyxChina? I can't write summaries, Q8 is an example of that! 18) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? FrancexJapan? I doubt it, but that was a crack pairing in my T or D fanfic! 19) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. GermanyxNova Scotia? I'm sorry, but I simply won't allow it - she's my little sister! 20) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Canada to deflower France? France: *has a flower* Canada: *takes France's flower* France: *DEFLOWERED* (I'm sorry, it was the safest option! XD) 21) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? America het? What is 'het'? 22) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Nope. Not that I know of, at least. Prussia is one of those characters you can write about better than draw... 23) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? EnglandxCanadaxN. Italy? NO! 24) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? VODKAAAAAAAAA! Nova Scotia: Pretty much. 25) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? A song-fic about Japan? Maybe a Vocaloid song? 26) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Contains major romance, a swearing tsundere and a very naive Nova Scotia. You have been warned... 27) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? A pick-up line for Russia to use on England? Russia: Become one with Mother Russia, da? England: ... Russia: Just kidding! You become one because I say you do! England: D: 28) How emo is Seven? Germany isn't emo! Not in the slightest! If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile. Copy and repost this if you think it's incredibly stupid that girls are associated with the color pink. Yeah, why not blue or even green?! If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR, C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing no matter how off key you are, copy this into your profile. BUENO TOMATO!!!!!!! If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. 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