There is nothing but turtleology, we believe in animals, now and forever. Our basic instincts get us through all and it is the animals that shall be our gods. They know life, death, harmony, and everything between, through them we can live our lives in the way they can best bring peace to our inner turmoil.

Likes: HP, PJO, HG. Rangers Apprentice, Star wars, Star Trek (particularly Enterprise with Captain Johnathon Archer), Greek, Roman and Celtic religions/mythology(mainly Greek), humor, adventure, fantasy, and randomness. Harry, Sirius, James P., Dumbledore(if done right), Voldemort, Lucius, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Fenrir, Hagrid, Flitwick, Haymitch, Percy Jackson, Grover, Poseidon, Hades, Hestia, Apollo, Halt, Gilan, Crowley Will Treaty, Horace, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Count Dooku and Han Solo.

Dislikes: Romance, Twilight, HoO, Snape, Hermione, Ginny, Remus, Draco, sometimes Ron, Katniss, Annabeth, Artemis hunters, Luke, Ethan, Evanlyn, Obi-wan, Luke Skywalker and pointlessness.

Good old Collingwood forever

They know how to play the game (Two, three, four)

Side by side they stick together

To uphold the Magpies name (Cor blimey!)

See the barrackers are shouting

As all barrackers should

Oh, the premiership’s a cake walk

For the good old Collingwood

(To the tune of war song ‘Goodbye Dolly Gray’)