Hello, devoted members of FanFiction.Net. I am a 14 year old girl who is currently imprisioned in a remote part of Australia, and is forced against her will to write stories that are painfully long or highly unoriginal. Or, in some extreme circumstances, both.
You can make a donation to the 'Save The Poor Imprisioned Girl From Eternal Torture And Torment' fund by emailling me at: Splosion777@hotmail.com.

In case you were expecting a proper Bio, I shall throw in some poop about me.
I write:
-=Fantasy
-=Angst
-=Invader Zim
-=Jhonen Vasquez related stuff
-=Humour (Or attempt to)

I read:
-=All of the above
-=Anything by Flipside, Spectra, Ice Nymph Aurphion, Irken Insane, Implosion or CryingChild... and some other people I can't remember off hand, but whom are equally as good.
-=Tekken
-=Final Fantasy 6,7,8, 9 and 10

Other info:
I also have a joint account with my pitiful human slave, Flipside. Our name is Slunchy. Fear the sugary wrath we sometimes can be bothered inducing.
We (or me, with a little help from her) are currently writing a parody on the PS2 game, 'The Bouncer'. It is my first attempt at humour... so be kind. My middle name is Shameless-Plug.

Thankyou.
-=HaZeL=-

WAAAAAAAIT! Don't leave yet!
I wanna just take the time here to plug some stuff done by someone special.
Taryn Sanders (Aka. Spectra)! YAY! She is a VERY talented artist, and was kind enough to do a pic of Xanthippe (From my fic, Forsaken) for me. If you wanna see it, or some other super-amazing stuff by her, go here:

NOW I'm finished.