![]() Author has written 1 story for Sky High. I love reading fanfics about: The Vampire Academy, Twilight, The Covenant, Sky high and some random ones here and there. I have decided to abandon my sky high fic as i couldnt see where it was going. Favourite movies: Frequency, The covenant, Sky High, The Haunting of Molly Hartley, Fightclub, Orphan, Jenneifer's body, Disturbia, The Devil's Advocate wayy more.. T.V: SUPERNATURAL, Scrubs, Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy Music: Avenged Sevenfold, Bloodsimple, My Chemical Romance, Brokencyde, Blood On The Dance Floor, Jeffree Star, PARKWAY DRIVE, Bullet For My Valentine, Escape The Fate, Mindless self Indulgence, DevilDriver random bands here and there Books: The Vampire Academy, Twilight, Succubus Blues series, I'm Team Jacob, Adrian and Dean =-D If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. |
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