Cross-posted over at MTT. Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)

A lot can happen in eight days...

Dr. Edward Cullen loves his wife, Bella. He loves her even more strapped to an exam table in his office full of sex toys. Welcome to medical kink at it's most intense.

A reimagining of the S3 episode "The Return," in which Jim and Pam work through their communications, in a way. A sexy way.

Jim receives a peculiar call from Pam in the middle of the night that slowly turns into a habit for the pair. Multi-Chapter, set after Booze Cruise. Based loosely on the lyrics to "Wake Me Up" by Billy Currington

Unapologetic beard smut, in which Jim grows a beard and Pam is turned on by it.

Picks up right at the Jim/Pam conclusion of Season 3, leading up to and including their first date.

When her world collapses, Bella does her best to find the light. Will one Christmas Eve be the miracle her broken heart needs to heal?

WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?

Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

A moment of sexual exploration between best friends.

Mycroft questions Molly and Sherlock's relationship. Molly knows just the sort of man she's marrying. Sherlolly. Mycroft being a big brother.

The trip home from Italy as taken from New Moon, written from Edward's POV. Canon. These four chapters form the beginning of the sequel to Evening Star.

Infuriating. Cocky. Mouth-watering. All words Bella Swan would use to describe Edward Cullen, owner of Cullen Construction, and the arrogant friend-of-a-friend she just can't seem to get rid of. The question is, does she really want to? Ruggeddom contest collab with Tiffanyanne3.

Infuriating. Cocky. Mouthwatering. All words Bella Swan would use to describe Edward Cullen, owner of Cullen Construction, and the arrogant friend-of-a-friend she just can't seem to get rid of. The question is, does she really want to? Collab with RachelFish and first place winner in the Ruggeddom Contest. ExB. M for the usual reasons.

Contest entry for the May to December Romance Contest

The Oregon Trail. Over 2,000 miles of unforgiving wilderness stretches between Bella and a new life. Edward knew from experience the trail was no place for young love, but then, his heart was known to be foolish.

Sylvia Plath said "If you expect nothing from anybody, you're never disappointed." Bella Swan would have to agree. Then again, she hasn't met Edward Cullen…yet. A wit-fit. Rated M for later chapters.

"Bella, I'm not perfect." "I've loved perfect before, and he broke me anyway." (A "Twilight"/"Remember Me" crossover.)

"It's the first time I realize that for all of the significance boy-Edward holds in my past, man-Edward is a stranger to me. The thought is at once liberating and heartbreaking, and I don't know what to do with it: how do you forgive someone who no longer exists? How do you hold a man accountable for a boy's carelessness?"

Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.

"I'm not ready for this." She looks apologetic and scared and tiny, and he wants to give her a hug, even as she's speaking the truth of his own heart. (A Valentine's Day one-shot.)

Beatrice Prior comes into my life like a thunderstorm, suddenly turning my world upside down.

Bella wanted college to be about the books, not the people, but when she's pulled in by handsome seniors Jasper and Edward, everything changes.

When everything Bella hoped for in a future is no longer an option, she has to find a way to rise above. She learns that expectations are meaningless and that sometimes, a throw-away length of thread can hold more value than a diamond ring. A Light the Darkness Contest Entry. First Place Winner Public and Judges' Vote.

An online friend, a support, a reason to go on. Emails that serve as a lifeline for two people who have known each other most intimately, just through words. My entry for the TwificHEA contest.

Damned forever. Doomed for eternity. Condemned to walk alone. Every generation is spent searching for my love but no matter what happens, I don't save her - I can't. (A Judges Choice winner for Age of Edward 2013).

With a battered body and an embittered heart, Edward is struggling to do the right thing for his family in the midst of a dishonorable war when chance blows a girl in need of protection into his power. If he's the only thing standing between her and death, will it be enough? An entry for the Age of Edward contest 2013

After studying under his famous Uncle, young Edward Cullen is sought by a small Northeastern town to rid them of a suspected witch before another child dies, a victim of her black magic. Rumors and whispers are rampant and all of them point to the town outcast, Isabella Swan. Will Edward discover the truth, or fall under the witch's spell? Entry for the Age of Edward Contest 2013.

What starts as an ordinary business trip for Bella ends up anything but ordinary. ** DIOR ROB CONTEST ENTRY **

After a night out celebrating, two best friends find themselves in an Alice-induced predicament. There's striped underwear, naked girl-tummy and a couple of handcuffed fools. There's poking and prodding and no more time for waiting, and Urban Dictionary, too.

Bella knows she isn't what her best friend Edward is looking for in a partner. But could a handful of fateful invitations turn everything she thinks she knows inside out?

He's my cinnamon-sweet soft spot, and I'm the friend who gives him everything. I'm just waiting for him to ask for more.

After so many years away from his family, Edward decides to return home. On his way there, he gets sidetracked by the most enticing scent imaginable. What he stumbles across is something he never expected to find but always hoped he would. E/B one-shot all vamp

In the transition from human to vampire, Edward walks alone over the course of seventy years. Or does he?

From the first time I saw him there, Edward shone like a glint of sunlight breaking through clouds. I didn't know what he would come to mean to me; couldn't imagine all that we would eventually share, but even then I knew that he would change my life forever. Entry for the TLS Angst contest. Jaxon22's judge's pick, Best Angst mention.

Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

I recreated his mother's recipes when he was homesick. I made meal plans when he had to gain or lose weight for a role. And when he wanted chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne for another woman he was bringing home, I made them with all the love in my heart—the love he'd never see. So I showed him with my food.

A man with many faces—shy in person but a god on the stage—meets a girl who carefully, joyfully discovers the real him. He's had offers from hundreds, but only one knows exactly how to ask.

Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.

New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.

"Part of me thinks you like having me standing on the sidelines, my feelings fastened to you as you twirl and bend and hit the ground." Shakespeare reading Edward and elite gymnast Bella have some reckoning to do.

Tris faces her biggest fear: intimacy with Tobias. One Shot.

"I just…these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes before…things are different."

Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!

Love isn't blind - it has something in its eye. Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest. Second place Judge's Vote. Best HEA. Best Couple.

A light to all my darkness comes in the form of the heartbeat of a girl, who shows me nothing but her unconditional love. When it seems that all is lost, and that there's no going back; hope pushes its way through the permanent struggle that is my existence.

Unrequited love should never be left unspoken. My entry for the Twilight No Stress Love Fest. AH AU

He gestures to the seat beside me. "May I?" ... This is a birthday one-shot for my friend. It's little, it's sweet and it's fluffy—just like the marshmallows TwiSNfan likes in her hot chocolate. B/E

It all started with a few simple words, but isn't that always the case? Three simple words. "Is she yours?" (My entry in the "Ho Hey" Contest.)

When you're meant to be in someone's life, fate has ways of placing you where you need to be. Bella and Edward save each other in more ways than one. M for a little bit of language.

She smiles up from the nook on his shoulder that was made for her, fingers dancing across the stubble on his cheeks, and her eyes are so full love and trust and tenderness and this is his life, that whatever else is going on around them doesn't matter.

Tobias and Tris undo five of their preconceived ideas about sex.

A man of science, Dr. [Edward] Masen has devoted his career to studying bioluminescent marine creatures. But a moonlit dive and one bad judgement call put him at terrible risk. What will he learn from his mistake? And more importantly, will he finally understand that sometimes you can believe your eyes? "Your kind are dreamers like mine. But at present, we are both awake."

As a young father who's not sure where he belongs, Edward's just trying to get through each day. His daughter is his life and all he thinks he needs. When the girl with the broken oven and busted fire alarm flips his world around, will he invite her into his life? Will she choose to enter? "I wasn't planning on - I didn't expect... you."

Bella Swan's unrequited love for Edward Cullen is a joke amongst their fellow vet students at Colorado State. He's never returned her feelings for him, until a horse he's caring for finally succumbs to cancer, and he realizes that Bella's the only one who can comfort him. My contribution for the Fandom4Colorado Fundraiser.

We were together nine years … and then we weren't. Now I'm just pretending. The trouble is, I've never been very good at lying. With one drunken kiss at a New Year's Eve party, lives change when the clock strikes midnight.

Bella always finds the wrong guy. The one who can't satisfy her, ahem, needs. The one who really wants her best friend, Rosalie. But even if she never finds the Right Guy, there's always a glass of wine and the sympathetic ear of Edward, her faithful barman.

Bella and Edward have been friends forever but ruth be told, it's always been a little more than that. A holiday collection of the history of Bella and Edward - Past, present and future. E/B AU AH Mostly fluff

She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet

When Edward is sent to live with her family, Bella has no idea that the path of her universe is about to be altered."Edward asked me once if I'd ever lost anyone close to me and I said no. Well, now I had." AH. Second season of our discontent entry: Judges' Honorable Mention, and Judge's individual pick by Rochelle Allison.

For years Bella has been building a garden inside herself, a dream world she'd love to open the gate to and walk right through. But she's trapped in the real world, and she knows that hope is nothing but fantasy and that friendships don't last. AH. Second season of our discontent entry and Judges' First place winner.

My Bella was always worse than most when it came to keeping track of her keys, her clever brain was too busy to remember where she'd set her things down. It was a set of lost keys that brought her into my life, and it would be lost keys that would signal her fading from it. 2nd Place Popular Vote in the Season of Our Discontent Anonymous Angst.

New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.

"I've been waiting, you know. I only wish I'd had to have waited longer. You deserved a long life, Hazel Grace." Takes place after The Fault in Our Stars.

Bella, a fledgling lawyer, has better luck in a courtroom than with men. Enter the hottie in the pricey suit who offers to pay double her going rate, and he's not talking legal fees. The pair find themselves deep in a compensation-based misunderstanding until a few months later when she realizes she may be in love with her one and only regular.

Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.

Edward, Bella and Alice are drawn into a no-win scenario in Volterra after Edward's attempted suicide-by-Volturi in the Palazzo dei Priori. Aro forces Edward to make a choice that may leave him unable to salvage any relationship with Bella. MATURE

AH. Bella does not have deep-seated issues or a glandular condition. She's just a naturally larger girl who likes food. To her roommate, Edward, she's the most perfect girl on the planet and he's madly in love with her. It's just unfortunate that she's dating someone else.

"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.

"I took a plane, flew across the country, knew what I was leaving and where I was heading, but didn't really know what I might find." Bella uproots her life in search of change. Her flight leads her to possibilities she never expected, all starting with the turn of a star and a blue dress. One door closes, another opens. Edward/Bella AH

"From very early on, I worried that the biggest thing in my youngest son's life would be the girl he could never escape. I thought it would be horrible for his story to be so ensnared with someone else's, such a tangled ball of yarn that it couldn't be unknotted. Bright, colorful, beautiful to be sure, but so hopelessly snarled in and around itself that it would never be freed."

Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.

The girl is initially quite rude to him, because she doesn't realise that, well, he can't actually hear a word she's saying. Literally, he can't. But still, they end up sitting on a bench on a winter's night, talking. One-Shot. AH

What happens when you find your first boyfriend at eleven? Can it last forever? That was how old I was when I first met Edward. We met in a tree. A bi-yearly journey through the relationship of a girl and boy who might be meant to be. AH, Bella/Edward

Edward finds a silent girl at the edge of a dusty road. AU. A FGB fic for averysubtlegift

COMPLETE "The first time the Grim Reaper visited Edward, it was in the form of the Spanish influenza. The second time, Death had the lovely face of Bella Swan." The Canon Tour - New Moon round's 3rd overall placement!

Edward's the consummate bachelor, always happy to close the deal and move on to the next. Bella's his business partner with an obvious McMansion-sized crush. One night of celebrating changes everything. Has Bella sold herself short, or will Edward finally take himself off the market? Drabbly and fluffy.

Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M

Rumor has it. Bella deals with the reality that one little lie told can change everything. A/H Rated M for mature content.

Numbers are often invisible obstacles. For Edward, a significant age difference between him and Bella dictates the confines of their relationship. Can Bella teach him that sometimes a number is just a number?

Life wasn't easy in the early days of the wild west. There were them who settled the harsh land and them who wandered it restlessly. Edward Cullen was of the latter persuasion. He never had a home to rest his heavy heart. Ya reap what you sow, people get what they deserved, so how did a man who knew naught but wrong have something so good and pure handed to him?

It's Bella's birthday and she's determined to have a good time at a seedy little joint among strangers. She's in for a surprise she never would have imagined when the lead singer of the band proves to be more interesting than the bartender's tattoo. A collaborative O/S written for Ireen H on her birthday. by: BelieveItOrNot, Dragonfly336, dreaminginnorweigen, moirae, thimbles

Edward's POV of leaving Bella. One-Shot.

Edward has spent all of his thirty-two years trying to be the man his grandfather raised him to be. When he wakes up married to a young, scared, pregnant stranger, this is one mistake he won't leave in Vegas.

Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.

Four years is a long time to date someone. Unless it's Edward. Gorgeous, charming, intelligent Edward. Then again, he's so cheap he steals toilet paper. No one's perfect, that's for sure. 3rd Pl Public Vote/2nd Pl Judge's Vote in Fic This Gif contest!

Edward is going to leave Bella. She knows the situation will be dire if she doesn't act quickly. Will her faith in his love inadvertently save them, or will they both live a lonely existence without hope of ever being together again?

His fingertips trail along my collarbone, strong but gentle. They linger on my scar, on skin that's not quite numb. I feel like I did then, when I was standing in that tree, brave and stupid enough to jump. ExB O/S Contest entry for FicThisGIF

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

People always cry at weddings.With her future in tatters and her relationship with Edward strained, Bella can't seem to stop. E/B. AH. A FGB fic.

"The city still sits in shock over the reappearance of Miss Fortune, Seattle's own superhero. Miss Fortune struck again at the Costco on Fourth Avenue at approximately 3:30 this afternoon. Our own Jessica Stanley is on the scene, ready to give us the details. Jess?" Example for Superhero Contest. REPOST.

Bella keeps nearly dying. AU.

For every action there is an equal and equal & opposite reaction. His goodbye was meant to protect her, not bring about her destruction. Twilight AU.

Everybodysaid Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister. ExB

What if the result of Bella jumping from the cliff in New Moon hadn't turned out like it did in the book? What if Alice hadn't seen Edward's decision to visit the Volturi when he heard about Bella jumping? This story deals with the consequences of those actions. Warning for adult situations, including suicide and (not so graphic) sex.

AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.

It's the night Katniss kissed Peeta and discovered a new kind of hunger. End of Mockingjay. Rated M.

Six years ago he tore her apart, broke her. Bella's a new, take charge woman now. What will happen when Edward walks into her conference room, and back into her life, as her new client? Rated M for language and future lemons. Drabble fic.

Alice's birthday plans for Bella are derailed by their human friends, altering the events of that fateful night in NM. Given a new chance, can Edward and Bella bridge the divide between them? Written for TheCanonTour NM round. AU/canon E/B

"He is like the sun: the bringer of light to the frail little dandelion inside of me." Plagued by their inner demons, Katniss and Peeta find a way to come together again and be whole. Post-Mockingjay.

Bella goes to Heaven and discovers that there is more to life than life. One-shot written for the Truly Anonymous contest. Honorable Mention placing. AU.

1st Place Winner of Public Vote and Judges Choice in Tales From The Void Contest. A chance discovery on an outpost planet shows the woman with a brilliant mind, how to find her long neglected heart. Sci-Fi, Romance.

When they were children, he tried to build her a house. Through the years, they found a home in each other. *First Place Public Vote and Third Place Judges' Choice in the Pop the Question Contest*

We wake up every morning as strangers and go to bed as lovers. A story of the survival of love. Even if the mind forgets, the heart will always remember AH

Double Judge's Choice winner: 2012 Truly Anonymous Twilight Contest. Introvert Bella Swan channels her passionate nature into her art. Will one last mundane duty at her day job change all that?

Bella builds a fortress around herself. Her walls prevent Edward from coming closer to her. What happens when he makes it his life's aim to break her walls, while her hatred for him makes her fortress stronger? Don't read if you like Nietzsche. ;

When my life started spinning out of control, I overlooked the dark depths of the bay and wished it would wash over me, cleansing all traces of these last few weeks. Instead I met a boy who changed everything.

It's the type of falling in love that only takes a few moments, but lasts in a slow kind of forever.

While Bella's life hangs in the balance, Edward tries his best to hold on to his sanity. Sometimes you don't realize what you had until it's almost too late. AH, Romance/Angst

Edward and Bella, 2005 through 2011. AH E/B

Bella agrees to a marriage of convenience to save a human. Her groom agrees to something else. AU E/B

What if you met the love of your life...only to lose him ten days later? AH E/B

A vignette of a boy and a girl who, on their journey to find themselves, found something much more beautiful. Set in the heart of Paris, their love story defies the short time they have.

"When a new day comes, so does a new dream that's available for the taking." Sometimes, life is most clearly seen through a child's eyes. A story of love, of loss, and of hope. AH E/B

Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.

"I let it fall, my heart, And as it fell you rose to claim it It was dark and I was over Until you kissed my lips and you saved me . . ." One wall must fall if they are to be together.

It's Christmas time, and Bella receives a mysterious package in the mail. She has no idea who the sender Edward Cullen is. They must track each other down over multiple digital platforms and in-person encounters to get to the bottom of the mix-up.

smutfluff for the TwiKinkFest. "They can be brother and sister, or just adopted. E is older. B is 17. E goes into B's room at night to watch her sleep... Preferably ending with..." you get the idea. fiction is fiction. love is love.

Edward Rochester's reaction to the story of the love of his life's journey away from him, and what she had to endure.

Second Place: The Canon Tour, New Moon Round. Bella's reaction to their breakup is well documented, but what about Edward? Was he content, knowing he'd returned her to safety and the chance for a fulfilling life? Or was it more complicated than that?

TheCanonTour New Moon entry. What if Bella didn't fall for Edward's lie in the woods? To what extremes will he go in order to ensure that that she truly forgets about him? "It will be as if I never existed." Canon/NM AU

When Aro decides that Bella should be changed into a vampire in Volterra, how will Edward react? Will he just stand by and let everything he's tried to stop happen? AU Entry for The Canon Tour's New Moon Round

Katniss and Peeta, and the process of healing. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.

1st Place Winner of Judges' Choice award and Most Romantic award in the Twilight of Craigslist contest. He finds a camera, and his courage. She finds a mysterious, romantic ad. Fate finds them both. AH, Romance.

Edward has a mind reading camera. This story is about what he sees. Or rather, what he doesn't. 2nd place winner at twilight post secret contest/now with ten bonus drabbles

How could I have ever thought my perfect recall of her would be enough to sustain me in my pitiful existence? The memory was nothing—nothing compared to the living, breathing reality of my reason for existing. ANGST, AU, Post Twilight.

They meet, they date, they fall in love. Let their own words tell you how it happened. A story told in instant messages, voicemails, and texts. One shot.

Katniss has never been good with words. My own take on the "Real or not real?" moment in Mockingjay. It's just an excuse to write Peeta and Katniss being happy, really.

When Bella has been wronged, nothing is more important than exacting her revenge. Right?

"His bird was gone; in spite of all he had done to keep her near him she had flown, high and away until he could no longer find her, reach her, touch her." - One-shot about Mr. Rochester's feelings after he discovered that Jane was gone. Book 'verse.

You know you have too much free time on your hands when you write something like this. Vampires, plus sex, plus a little wine and some facebook friends equals this silliness. Enjoy. Oh, ExB, Isle Esme, canon-kinda', o/s, rated M.

He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.

In 1962 I find truth in bad boys, loud cars and cheap bourbon. Originally written for the 2011 FGB Compilation.

NM/AU. Edward leaves Bella in the woods, but he cannot go far after saying his goodbyes. His heart is telling him that which his mind is refusing to accept. Winner of 3rd place public vote and 2nd place judges' vote in the TwiPSChallenge. Happy ending.

All his life, Edward Cullen has had visions of the future…visions that always came true. But when he foresees a tragedy that could cost him everything, he'll do whatever it takes to keep it from happening. *Winner, Best Tragedy in the Twi Angst Contest*

"Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life." - Benjamin Disraeli. My entry for the Season of our Discontent contest.

Every day he passes and I let him, knowing that everything's wrong; wanting so much to fix it but scared to try. Sometimes doing nothing is the worst form of cowardice, and right now, he needs me to be brave. Winner - Anonymous Angst Contest.

COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.

After a night of being cruelly criticized by her family, Edward strives to make Bella realize just how beautiful she is. Loosely based on true events.

Stranded before Thanksgiving with no where to go. She throws caution to the wind and finds what she never knew she was looking for.

Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?

Isabella's first assignment for her new job brings her into the little corner café that is owned by Edward. Can her zany tee-shirts and his creative cupcakes draw them together? **Prompt #28 for the Twilight Post Secret Challenge

The people of the 1600's believed in the monsters that haunted their nightmares. When witches are suspected to walk among them, the small town of Forkshire is torn apart, and the secrets of some of its residents brought to light.

After saving Bella from the killer van, Edward retreated into stony silence, refusing to acknowledge her existence. Twilight tells us how she coped, but what if something had happened behind the scenes to complicate matters? The Canon Tour: Twilight round

"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.

A single vision, an endless search, a moment too late. Timing is everything. B/E. Canon AU. Oneshot. Complete.

Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.

Ten months ago, she fell in love with a man over iced tea and card games. One-shot, complete. M for language and implicit sexual situations. You know, the good stuff.

What happens when you reach your breaking point? Can you accept the person who has been waiting for you all along? Written for Emmy's Pervy Picspirations. O/S

Post-Eclipse AU one-shot. Ten years after marrying Edward and becoming a vampire, Bella realizes that eternity comes with consequences and that the human world is no longer her own. Winner of ADF Labor Day Fic Challenge.

With a new friendship blooming between herself and surfer-boy Edward, Bella Swan finds herself fighting for balance, in more ways than one. Skating, baking and growing crushes all send her mind and heart spinning.

The summer I turn 16, it seems like I am exactly one day older than the day before, and everyone else around me fast-forwards a couple of years. Entry for the Boys on Boards Contest. AH.

Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.

Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.

One year ago, a traumatic experience left her fearful of strangers. As Bella struggles to move on with her life, she forms a friendship with a lunchtime companion. Can he break down her walls and open her eyes to the beauty of new beginnings?

Bella visits her old neighbors, Alice and Edward, to check out ASU's campus before starting there in the fall. Her trip starts out okay, but it gets crazy when she goes to a party. She holds a cock and dances to Tejano music under a purple disco ball. AH.

Skateboards and growing up all in one summer!

On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH

After losing her husband, a woman ponders her solitude and the wall she's built around herself, until she has a beautiful, late night visitor, who seems as lost and alone as she feels.

"It's hard to believe we were once the boy with the bread and the girl on fire. We're so much more together. We combust, we ignite, we live." Katniss and Peeta and a baby on the way, years after the war. MJ Spoilers.

After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.

Hot summer days, another beach party full of people you're trying to avoid. Refuge in the cool and dark brings unexpected surprises. Fun, sexy times.

She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.

My take on how Katiniss and Peeta finally figured out what was "real." Post-Mockingjay, Pre-Epilogue. I tried to be as canon as possible. Rated M because, let's face it, The Hunger Games series was pretty grown up.

FicAwesome Gift Exchange Gift for Psyche001 A young eccentric painter finds a strange new shop which leads him to a set of paints that are more lifelike than he expects. All 5 chapters will post today.

2nd place winner in High Times contest for popular vote! Thank you! "This weekend, I will kiss a boy. I will drink alcohol…I will do everything that Bella Swan never does. I might even take candy from a stranger." AH

Edward sat alone on the ledge of her roof, staring at the little green Eden she'd put together all by herself, wondering where in the hell she was, who she was with and if she was okay. Bella was in trouble, that much was apparent. O/s Fic A Pic contest.

It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.

Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:

Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once – a long time ago, now – known as District 12.

If there's one time Edward Rochester would have done basically anything in his power to regain sight again if only for a few hours, he would have chosen this night. Jane/Edward -REWRITTEN!

Written for the Fic A Pic Contest. After spending a century involuntarily invading people's minds, Edward's only way to cope is to stay away – but who knew 20 minutes on a rooftop could make such a difference? AU, canon couples, M-rated

Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wits' end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE (Russian translation link in profile)

A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH

New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?

To understand the depth of joy love can bring, understand how the world looks without love, without hope. This is a retelling of the moments when Edward leaves Bella under the new moon.

Alternate ending to Mockingjay.

Sam's eyes widen as he looks at the woman that once used to be his everything. Her comment cuts him deeply because it's become apparent that she's been thinking that he didn't love her – again. One-shot angst with a 'pinch' of Blackwater.

Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange

An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.

Edward came back, and it's like he never left...except for his guilt, and her hunger. AU/in character, post-New Moon. Rated M for lemons and mature themes.

Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.

Two broken hearts. One late night phone call. They say "time heals all wounds," but were they were wrong? My Entry for the Love Lost Contest.

A passing moment. An unexpected effect. He holds her heart because he can't let go. Rated M for language, graphic imagery, and loaded phrases. AU AH.

"...As I watch the strong lines of his arms and the way they steadily hold that brush to create beautiful things, my stomach churns with acidic butterflies, and I think, real or not real?" Katniss embraces being the girl on fire at last. Pre-Epi. M.

Without me, she flies. Together, it feels like we could soar. But how can I, when my feet remain tied to the ground? A two-shot written for Durameter for The Fandom Gives Back: Eclipse. AU/AH, ExB

Italy, 1944. Edward is a resistance fighter, Bella the young girl who joins the fight and awakens his soul. With war and destruction raging all around them, can they hold on to their love and humanity? Written for the Age of Edward contest 2010.

Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.

Breaking Dawn from Edward's point of view...all characters and some dialogue and plot are Ms. Meyer's, of course. Sticks to the original text and dialogue, with additional scenes thrown in. Lemons added where appropriate!

When Bella finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her, she goes to the one person she can talk to, Edward. He decides that Bella needs to get away for a few days, and he suggests a mini-road trip to 'The Happiest Place on Earth.' One-Shot

Divine providence - fate, it has a way of making things happen. When Bella performs a simple act of kindness for a stranger, it changes her life forever. O/S Bella/Edward AH Rated M for mature content

Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.

Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.

Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH

Edward's mindset as he battles with himself to save Bella in the dance studio & the fallout from his actions in this alternate context. AU EPOV O/S - Complete. Written based upon the prompt "What if Edward didn't have the necessary restraint?"

Summary: With age comes wisdom. And confusion. A solid look at relinquishing humanity and participating in a mature, equal relationship. B/E No babies. ONE-SHOT.

When the Forks High dance committee concocts a crazy theme for the Seniors Valentine's Day dance, Bella finds herself dressing like Nancy and dancing with her dream Sid. A prompted, one-shot.

Oneshot of Katniss and Peeta in "Catching Fire" while they're in the Capitol. Rated M for a reason.

COMPLETE O/S. Soul mates ripped apart by a terrible misunderstanding perpetrated by a jealous, vindictive would-be lover. Twin prayers to God for forgiveness and to save their love. A journey into the hereafter. AH - sort of.

Bella is determined to have the perfect prom night. But sometimes the best things happen when everything goes wrong.

Edward's first day back at school after the trip to Volterra is more difficult than he anticipated. E/B

From NM: "The anger was what I wanted to hear—false, fabricated evidence that he cared, a dubious gift from my subconscious." Vamp-AU. One-shot.

Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.

Bella wants to become like Edward before she grows too much older than him. Edward is certain he knows best and plans to love Bella through every stage of her life. What happens when it comes time for him to face the inevitable?

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

Ten years ago, he let her go. She's the only one who ever mattered, the only one he knows he could have saved. Or so he believed. Very dark themes. Black Balloon contest entry. Rated M.

What if Edward never changed Bella? To him, it's the only right way left. One-shot entry for the Black Balloon Contest. AU/in character. Rated M for lemon and mature subject matter.

When Bella reverses her decision after the events of Eclipse, Edward counts the passing years, watching her live on without him. Post-Eclipse AU, Edward POV. Based on the song “Passing Afternoon” by Iron&Wine. Entry for the Black Balloon contest.

Entry for "The Black Balloon" Contest. Collaboration with ineedyoursway. "There are no such things as accidents when it comes to love. And there was so much love here."

Bella is terminally ill. Edward can't accept that he is going to lose her. Will he waste their last moments together chasing a dying flame? Or will he come to his senses and stay by his wife's side. My entry for the Black Balloon Contest. One Shot. AH

WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.

Bella and Edward are best friends. Edward and his entire family leave. What happens when the family stops talking to Bella, then suddenly springs the surprise that Alice and Jasper are coming to Forks to get married, and Edward is also engaged? One-shot.

Who wants to stand at the gates of hell or heaven on the final day, the day when it all has ended, when no one remains to hold and comfort, to speak with and keep you company? An alternate moon, an alternate fate.

Edward loses everything when he abandons Bella to keep her safe and alive. When he returns and sees what her life is like without him, he questions everything he's ever believed. Will his love be strong enough to bring them back together? **New Moon AU**

Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S

Won 1.st place in The Sandbox "Things That Go Bump In The Night"- Contest: When Bellas mother died, she used the insurance money Renee left her to buy a home. But there seems to be someone in her apartment already. And he does not enjoy her company.

A snowstorm. A delayed flight. Christmas Eve. Not the best time to run into that guy from high school who ignored you in bio class. Written for Gondolier and Profmom72 for Twilight Gift Exchange. Edward/Bella

College student Bella spends her day making change for commuters as a toll-booth collector on a NYC bridge. The kind of change she's made for smitten, Volvo-driving Edward, however, adds up to more than a few quarters. AH

Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?

Six candy hearts, six prompts, and a Valentine's Day dance at Forks High. Let's Kiss I'm Sure Chill Out Be Mine One Kiss Sweet Talk. Rated M for bad words and yummy things.

Twenty five prompts over the next three months. One shots and drabbles covering various genres. Please check individual chapters for ratings and pairings though I can't seem to stay away from Edward and Bella no matter how hard I try .

Valentine’s Day has never been kind to Bella and Edward. This one doesn’t seem to be any different until an unexpected turn of events forces them to see what they have been missing out on all these years. "For My Valentine" Contest entry.

..."I’d have to cast it all away for something I had scoffed at for so long: love." Bella/Edward - at sea! AH. M for the good stuff. One-shot written for snowgood and her awesome contribution to FGB.

Twilight one-shot, written for the help for haiti auction: A snapshot into Bella's life as she meets the new and unexpected vet in town. Bella struggles with her inner fears and her desire to trust Edward all in one night. E/B Rated M

The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU

Won 4th place The Sandbox’s "Anything goes under the mistletoe" Contest - "I can’t leave yet," he confessed to her. "I’m not ready to let you go." An icy road can change everything. Lemon and rated M for that reason. Warning: keep tissues handy!

On the evening of Bella’s 85th birthday, Edward reflects on the recent past and its trials, Alice helps out with the future, and Bella finally realizes her last human milestone. E/B, AU, Character Death

Bella and Edward have been pen pals since they were seven years old and their classes swapped Christmas cards across the Atlantic. Fifteen years later, Bella goes to present this year’s card in person... For Jezzeria in Rehab’s Secret Santa. AU, AH.

Bella has a nightmare while Edward goes hunting for the first time after they get back from Italy. He comes home and comforts her and soothes her fears. E/B romantic cute fluff. ONE-SHOT Post New Moon.

Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.

A voice cut me off. A voice I never thought I’d hear again. A voice that even the hundred of miles of wire between us could not destroy the beauty of. The most wonderful of voices. The one I'd been waiting to hear for nigh-on six months. ExB. Twoshot?

Summer before BD. Edward and Bella, not having any impending disasters to deal with, just hang out and enjoy each other's company. Mostly. A humorous tale of getting acquainted. Bella POV, one-shot.

When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.

Set in high school. Friends since childhood, Edward has always loved Bella. When he finally musters the courage to tell her how he feels the result is unexpected. One-shot. AH.

New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.

Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.

When Bella dies in childbirth, Edward is torn. He cannot live without his love, but neither he nor his family will allow him to abandon Renesmee. BD AU, one-shot, flangst, tissues recommended. For Kyrene. Indie Twific Awards finalist, one-shot category.

New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.

Edward writes in his journal to escape the pain of separation from Bella. These entries are those he had time to write as he tried to make sense of these new feelings, emotions and needs.

Bella settled for Emmett. Then his best friend Edward came into her life, along with his wife and daughter. What will she do when she realizes the only thing she wants is all that she can never have? O/S for Ninapolitan's DILFward. AH/OOC, BxE eventually

She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.

Leah prepares to walk down the aisle in Emily's wedding and relives her last moments with Sam as a couple. One shot.

A little vignette that takes place after Jane returns to Rochester.

Bella tells Carlisle about the morphine during her transformation. All vampires. Post Breaking Dawn. One-shot. Canon.

Edward is a lost soul at Forks College, admiring Rosalie Hale from afar and just trying to make it through the day without being beat up. One quirky girl shows up and turns his whole world upside down. An entry in the Parkaward One-Shot Contest. AH ExB

She said their bond could not be broken by time, but it wasn't until their trip to Jacksonville, an old photograph, and a cashmere scarf that she realized how right she was. It was scary sometimes, how much they belonged together. AU One shot.

New Moon AU, E/B. After Edward leaves her, Bella's haze and her danger magnet lead her down a path of abandonment, insanity, and the very edge of death. How do the pieces of her life fit back together again? Full summary inside.

Even the purest of wishes don’t often come true. This is the story of one that did. Entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest.

“Are you afraid?” "He chooses not to look at her when he responds, attempting to shield her from the fear he knows he is terrible at hiding—his last, pathetic attempt to protect her from something, anything." An Edward/Bella change story. AU. One shot.

She'll never really know how long he waited for her. Edward Cullen's Christmases past beginning in 1918. One shot.

NOW COMPLETE. E/B. AU - New Moon. “I should leave you alone. I’ve broken my promise to stay away from you.” Edward’s eyes flashed, anger mixed with longing. “But only because you broke your promise to me first.”

If you were given six months to live, wouldn't you do whatever you could to make them the best of your life? Even if you were all alone? ExB. Complete.

8 months after the death of her fiance, Bella finds herself spending time with his childhood best friend and dealing with conflicting feelings. Can she find the strength to open herself up to someone once more? BxE, AH. Love through Lemons contest

ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.

Written for Age of Edward contest. "A good wife always knows her place" Bella's always been the perfect housewife. Who ever said Edward wanted obedience?

Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

He loves her. Inexplicably and unrequietedly. His sister's best friend, the police chief's daughter. He can't imagine wanting anyone more than he wants Bella Swan. AU-Human. ONE SHOT.

One-shot. Edward and Bella are on a mission together as partners, fighting for their life. While Bella has feelings for Edward, his psyche is an unfamiliar territory for her. AH

AH, AU Original idea that led to alternate AU for "You Don't Know Me". Edward was never turned into a vampire, but lived to be 107- just in time to meet Bella.

Bella is doubting that Edward really loves her, and Edward is trying to tell her that he is permanent. DEDICATED TO MY BEST FRIEND ASHLEY! I hope you all like it! r&r please! i might go on with it. it depends on how many reviews i get!

-Rewritten as a companion piece to my drabbles- "When life hands you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end." EPOV.

A angsty one shot about a Bella with no memory and the hot young doctor trying to help her find it.

Teenagers think they know everything, but what Edward doesn't know *can* hurt Bella, so Jasper sits him down anyway, and good thing, too. One shot.

With only a few weeks until their wedding, Bella finds herself facing some unresolved issues. Can Edward help her believe in him like she used to? E/B AU

An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.

The magic might be back on, but all is not instantly well in the chiming of a clock. Edward's thoughts on Bella when he sees her again upon his return and a week later. Her body could heal...but what about her mind? Her heart?

Clumsy Bella can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Forks Hospital's newest doctor? E/B AU/AH One-shot. Pure fluffy goodness.

A new moon scene if Edward hadn't left. Contains fluff, hurt, Alice/Edward banter, lots of Bella/Edward banter, and a brief appearance by Carlisle. I hope you like it D

Edward left Bella in New Moon and she lived the normal, vampire-free life that he always wanted for her. Now Bella's almost ninety and Edward is back in Forks for a final goodbye. This is a one-shot.

New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.

What if Bella chose againist cliff diving on that important day? What if Alice did not come? What if Edward tried never to commit suicide? How would Bella react if Edward showed up at her window, begging her to take him back? What would happen? ONESHOT.

On holiday in England, Bella encounters a strange but irresistable young man. For Jayliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest.

A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.

It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB

The Cullens watch the video that James made, and Edward decides that if anyone is to blame, it's him. During Twilight while Bella's unconscious at the hospital

Bella's cliff-dive killed her. And Edward's suicide trip to Italy was successful. The lover's reunite in a heaven-like dimensional plane, and get the closure they need. Lemon.

You were right about me, Janet, you've always been a fairy.

During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.

Edward tells Bella something she needs to hear [ExB]

Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.

Set during the missing months at the beginning of New Moon. AU – Edward can’t stay away. Starts out angsty, gets fluffy toward the end.

I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B