When 16 year-old Ronny James finds three Master Assassins hidden in her closet she can't help but wonder what the heck is wrong with this world. I mean, they're supposed to be video game characters right? WRONG! Can Ronny handle teaching Ezio, Altair, and Connor the ways of the modern world without damaging her sanity? I highly doubt it. (POSSIBLY GOING TO BE REWRITTEN)