92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01,master123456789, TdiBridgette, XshoppingshortieX, Einstinette, FanFicAddict02,TheJstar3344 ,PAndas.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the ninety-five percent who arent c and p to ur p

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours

If you love the Toy Story trilody, copy and paste

If you are hungry, copy and paste

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): 3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): 5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a cousins first name, last letter of your moms middle name)

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory):

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you hate Racism,Copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

The Toy Story Oath (Yes, even I am a follower! As I hope everyone is:))

I promise to remember Woody
Each time someone mourns over a loved one
And I promise to remember Bo
Whenever I disagree with a con
I promise to abide by the law
For Buzz's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jessie
Whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (so we have children's aspirin...that children can't get to)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (Really? Now that's shocking...Seriously, I think that was life changing)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping . I've become addicted to sleep-hair-curling. This will never work!)

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (And here I thought it was ice. Face-palm!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (You mean we can't chew through all that frozen goodness?)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Does this mean people can use it to protect themselves from hurricanes?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Uhhh...I kinda thought frisbees were all one piece...Do they come with batteries now or something?)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (So now sticking them in kids' stomachs when they don't behave. That's not abusive or dangerous, now is it?)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (So there's going to be a trial during that person's funeral. Sounds like fun!)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (You mean it's not a substitute for whipped cream? NO WAY!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (As opposed to non-regular soap?)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (So that's why we take them! I thought they were a replacement for coffee)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (You mean puzzles don't come all put together in one box?)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Uhhh...I don't think I even want to know)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Some people say that-

Blondes are dumb,

Brunettes are smart,

Redheads will go to hell,

People with black hair are goth,

And people with white hair are ugly,

Copy and repost this if you think that that's a lie, and that you can't judge someone by the color of their hair.

You say I'm pretty, but all I see are my flaws.)

STOP STEREO TYPES! Bold are me

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm OLD so I MUST be wise

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be stupid,angry and trying to get attention

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control and only eat sweets and meat

I ACT WIERD so I MUST have a mental issue

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (thats true but not to everybody)

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists ( I only kinda dress punk not listen to the music and stuff)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST have a jock boyfriend

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST live in an igloo and ride polar bears and I say eh after every sentence, eh?

I'm a GIRL, so I Must stink at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I like DOGS, so I MUST smell like one

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsibility

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I've gone to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be stuck up and rich

I like KIDS MOVIES so I MUST be immature

I'm LOUD SOMETIMES so when I'm quiet I MUST be sad or upset

I SAY RANDOM THINGS so I MUST be crazy

I'm A GIRL so I MUST love to shop and gossip

I'm A GUY so I MUST be good at sports or I'm a nerd

I go on a lot of VACATIONS so I MUST be rich and spoiled

I ONLY HAVE A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS so I MUST be a horrible person

I'm NICE TO KIDS so I MUST be a pedophile

I am Asian so I must eat weird things.

Things to Think About

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that indestructible little black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

So what's the speed of dark?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

EMO= Extravagantly Made Origami

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

Why is it called a TV set if you only get one?

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.