Joker in Arkham Asylum, bored as usual, until he hears of a new intern... My version how Joker meets Harleen and manipulates her into Harley Quinn. More chapters coming soon.

My Valentine's Day story this year. :-) After a fight on Valentine's Day, Harley remembers an event during her early days in the Joker's gang, where she's kidnapped by a rival criminal. Joker has to confront his feelings for her, and decide whether or not she's worth rescuing.

A re-imagining of Harley Quinn's and the Joker's backstories, mainly based on Harley's fantasy at the end of the movie.

Dr. Harley Quinnzel has just been hired as a Psychiatrist in Arkham Asylum, and is given her very first patient: The Joker (Jared Leto, Suicide Squad universe) Though I don't know what Jared's Joker personality will be like in the upcoming movie, I decided to write down my own sexy, ideal joker as he both tortures and seduces Harley Quinn into craziness! Enjoy!

Harley wakes up and she can't remember how she ended up in Joker's headquarters. As it turns out, she's not the only one who has been missing her partner in crime. Takes place after the events of Suicide Squad. Harley x Joker.

"Normal is a setting on the dryer. It's not meant for people like us." But the Joker has made his peace with that. Because if he was normal, he never would have met Harley Quinn - and wasn't that a dark thought?

He'd had psychiatrists before. None of them were as uniquely individual as Dr. Harleen Quinzel was. He didn't care so much about killing them or making them insane enough to share a wall with him from the next room over. Her, though…he could see something different in her. And he wanted to change her - into his Harley Quinn. He wanted to make her perfect.

Fluffy one-shot: Joker has trouble sleeping and Harley tries to find a way to help him with that.

For everyone who requested another in this series :-) Yet another tale of the young Dr. Harleen Quinzel's first meeting with the man known as Jack Napier.

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part I is a tale of the Old West, and a dump of a frontier town called Arkham, where only the most vile and depraved criminals dare settle...

Apologies for this being a day late - I keep unintentionally going away on Mark's birthday! XD My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, narrated by the Clown Prince of Crime himself! Happy belated 64th birthday to the one and only Joker :-)

From the beginning of their relationship, the Joker insisted that Harley Quinn was just a bit of fun to him. This story examines the beginning of that relationship, and continues on through the many ups and downs to see if the Joker can finally admit that Harley means more to him than that. Thanks to Mrsmellarkandeaton for the breakup ideas! :-)

Suggested by a guest reviewer, this is a version of the story of Beauty and the Beast featuring the residents of Arkham Asylum :-)

Last in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. Finally, a tale of Gotham City in the Roaring Twenties and the age of gangsters, bootlegging, and all that jazz.

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek take on the latest cinematic look of the Joker and how it came to be. I wrote this after I saw both the cover image and Jason Anarchy's similar Bruce Wayne image on Twitter. Hope the people who like the new look appreciate the humor, and to those of you who don't, hope it helps you laugh at the pain, which is what Mr. J would want ;-)

Second in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. This time, a swashbuckling tale of the high seas and how Gotham City fares during the Golden Age of Piracy.

For all those who requested another in this series :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is working with the GCPD, and goes undercover as Harley Quinn to infiltrate the Joker's gang. Needless to say, things don't go to plan...

Yet another Harley Quinn origin story, but with my own personal spin, of course! Joker as portrayed by Heath Ledger. For me, the darker the story, the better. Enjoy! Rated M for violence and mature content.

Suggested by BloodyBerry, this is just a guess of what things could have been like if the inmates of Arkham Asylum all went to high school together. Thanks for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)

When the Joker and Harley Quinn break up, Joker hires a new henchgirl to replace her, whom he names Fake Harley. Fake Harley turns out to be the perfect sidekick, much to real Harley's dismay. She thinks the Joker must be overjoyed to have a competent henchgirl at last. She doesn't know the Joker as well as she thinks.

Sequel to Repression and Corruption. One spark of emotion was all it took for the Joker to make his decision. Harley Quinn had to die. Joker/Harley. Rated M for a reason.

Harley and Joker have adopted some new friends and a sudden discovery makes Harley re-think everything. Continuation from Set Fire to the Rain.

Dr. Katelyn Howel is a talented psychoanalyst with a darker alter ego. Will the Joker drive her to the same madness to which he drove Harley Quinn before he murdered her? Mature for language, extreme violence and eventual sexual content. Joker/OC

Before Harley Quinn, Joker had an apprentice. Jestress was cold, calculating and completely insane.

A dark psychological tale of Harley Quinn's origin. It begins in Arkham Asylum after Dr. Harleen Quinzel is assigned the Joker's case and desperate to make a connection to her mad patient, she starts a game between them that will forever change her life. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason Joker/Harley

Harley and the Joker are back in action, and supposedly their life together has gotten better. Yet Harley still can't forget about some things in her past...continuation from "Inside the Fire"

The Joker's got a problem: Harley doesn't remember who he is! What's a clown to do? Joker/Harley Nolanverse

The Joker, the Riddler, the Scarecrow, Harvey Dent, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn are all trapped in Arkham- and they don't like it! What's worse is they have to partake in team building exercises! crack fic. ooc.

COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.