Hiya!

Seababy911 here!

Lets see. . . what can I say about myself?

Well. . . I live in England! Yay England!

I'm INCREDIBLY random so don't run away. No, please, Dr. Cullen, come back! I'm not mentally retarded! Just . . . different!

Dr. Cullen: I can see that!

Suddenly Angel from Maximum Ride bursts in.

Angel: Take this, stupid vampire!

Angel uses her mad skill-age of telepathy to make Dr. Cullen go mad.

Dr. Cullen: Dammit, they stole my kidney!

Me: Angel. . .

Angel: Yes?

Me: Can you get me a date with Iggy? I mean, Fang is cute and all, but tall, dark and silent just isn't my thing.

Angel: And Max would break your neck.

Me: And that.

So. . . back to me.

I'm pretty tall for my age but not exactly, lets see, MAXIMUM RIDE.

Note to self: I wish.

Anyway, I have a best friend called L.B.M., a couple of worst enemies and have been constantly picked on for being not skinny. In my life, I don't say fat. I've been called that to many times in my life so it's kinda banned around me. I'm dirty blond in hair colour and the hair in question comes down to my chin. I've got freaking blue eyes and a bloody huge nose. Freckles sorta take over my face in good weather. Imagine if they had a fight with the spots. . . . .

Dream sequence commence. . .

Spot Officer: Come on lads! This is our final stand. Don't let me down now!

All spot troops: Sir, yes,Sir!

Freckle Commander: Boys, we will beat this puny, putrid and pernicious spots if my name isn't ( Insert name of choice here )!

All freckle troops: Jah Sir!

Battle scene commences. Freckles wage war against the spots. Many of each side die. The fair country's looks are ravaged by it. Eventually the freckles win. But for what price? The country's looks are wasted and the destroying freckles move to their next victim.

End dream sequence. . .

Likes:

Reading, Vikings, Music , Fax, Food, India, Any other country than ruddy, rainy England(or Wales. No offence).

Dislikes:

Models, Jordan/Katie Price, Kings of Leon, Hospitals, Figgy, Niggy and Eggy because Iggy is MINE!!

Follow with evil laughter. . .

Me: MU HA HA HA HA AH ect.

Angel: Would you QUIT THAT? I'm trying to get some sleep here!

Me: Sorry, Angel.

Angel: By the way, the rest of the Flock are out to kill you.

Me: WHAT?? How did that happen?

Angel: Dunno.

Yawn.

I'm gonna hit the sack. Night SeaBaby.

Me: What? AUGHH!

Max flies in.

Max: Why do you like Iggy?

Me: Because he's cute! And I can relate to him! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!

Max: Why would I do that?

Me: Because Angel said. . .

Anyways. . .don't you have a world to save or something?

Max: Oh. Don't remind me. By then.

Me: -Looking confused- Sure. Fly by anytime, Max.

That was weird.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, Ebony-Miracles, SeaBaby911

You know you love me! XOXO Gossip Girl!

Some interesting quotes. . .

Do you have to be gay to like boys? = My friend Gabi whilst watching two men snog.

I feel pretty, and witty, and GAY! = Me, tottering around the house in my Mum's heels.