AU. After finally coming out to John, Dave discovers something about John he's never told anyone. Ever. PEPSICOLA, Romance, DirkJake, Rosemary, Friends, Enemies, Fluff, Drama, and Angst. This will be a long Fanfic! Disclaimer: - WE DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK. HUSSIE DOES. ALL HAIL HUSSIE! - Follow, Favourite, and Review! We love getting reviews! -Morgan

Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?