Hola, People of the Internet!

I'm Robyn, and I really really really really love ice cream. And don't ask me what my favourite flavour is, because I'll honestly shoot you (not really, heh heh heh). I like all of them, so I really can't decide.

AND, btw, I'm not Spanish. I just like saying 'hola' and 'amigo', cos they're cool words. At least, I think.

I can talk seriously fast, which is cool but can get highly irritating when people make you repeat things five times. Don't do that *growls menacingly and takes out cheese knife*

Also, amigos (I found out that amigas is like the feminine way of saying amigos - how awesome is that?), I'm a terrible updater. I sometimes go on an updating spree where I update like twice a day for three days but then ending up leaving you guys for about a week because I'm lazy.

turns away sobbing* I'm a terrible person.

And I BET that most of you won't even be reading this. Because I just don't think people really read profile pages any more. But anywho.

So yeah, I like talking. And updating the profile page to make teeny weeny little changes. And sending really awkward PMs. Because I'm an awkward person.

A very, very, very awkward person.

That is something you should know. :)

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Also, if you think that the PJO movies kind of sucked, click this awesome blue highlighted and bolded and underlined and italicised link to go to the Dreamwork petition to sign it and hopefully get them to make a new one. So, if you are really bothered to do that, click the blue button up above.

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My favourite books are: Wayside School, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (GO PERCABETH!!!!!), Heroes of Olympus (PERCABETH AGAIN!), Geek Girl series, Wonder and the Fault in Our Stars. Good book, amigos, good book.

Anywho... so, this is the basic outline of my stories.

Kidnappers and Flashbacks: Complete
Thieves and Flashforwards: I'm writing a chapter
Switched - Like, Completely: I need to start writing a chapter, honestly
Mortals vs Demigods: Eh, I update whenever I feel like it

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Everyone has an inner idiot - it's just yours is permanently unleashed

- me

If you don't let your past die, it won't let you live

- Perry Noble

Pain demands to be felt.

- Augustus Waters

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If I'm bored, peeps, I write one-shots. With the exception of Black Donuts because I spent about five days writing and rewriting and editing and undoing and redoing it. Trust me, it killed at points. It also didn't help that my little sister had on Cutthroat Kitchen.

My god, those chefs are vicious. Honestly, you can tell that when someone beats them in an auction or gives them a sabotage that they just want to stab and stab and stab them with their tinfoil knives.

Also, in one-shots, I do give my opinion. Like And You're My Wise Girl was basically just me yelling at you guys YOU'RE JUST A WORTHLESS LITTLE PERSON LIKE ME WHO'S GOING TO DIE!

So yeah, I'm very mean. You should know that :)

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Statement: And voila! My profile is completo! So I'm happy and all is well.

Question: Also, if you decide to scroll down below you'll see some more stories. I wonder who they're by? So maybe you could help the author (who is totally not me) to maybe read them. You don't really learn anything from them. They just waste your time. (And I still need to put down a question here). Uhh... what's your favourite colour?