Lorelai and Luke smuttiness, post-S7 finale / Will be updated with stand-alone chapters as the urge to write smut hits.

Collection of tumblr hayffie prompts that I was asked for. You can leave me one at ellanainthetardis

Death came for them all that night. But, there was one thing Death had never anticipated and that was Arya Stark.

Reylo... in a modern University setting... This was meant to be a short oneshot but turned into something else... The first part is silly and ends with smut... The second part contains quite a bit of angst and then more smut... So if you want, you could just read the first part :) ... Contains swearing... (Insomnia made me do it)

Who knows what's really going on in the Restricted Section anyway? Lemons. Dramione.

"I'll destroy her," rings in his ears and he's shocked by how shamed he is he ever said those words. He'd meant them, oh how he'd meant them. He'd been lost to his rage and he'd thought he could … he knows now that he could never hurt her. Kylo struggles with Rey's rejection and a new threat pushes them together again.

Hermione works in Gringotts' Records Department when Draco Malfoy comes on staff as a curse-breaker. His icy presence drags up memories she's desperate to move on from and forget. She tries to ignore him, but every time she sees him, she feels chilled to the bone. Dhr Advent 2018.

"Four hundred and twenty-four days was a damn long time to spend apart from the one person who understood you better than anyone." (canon divergent lyatt fic; post 2x08 universe)

“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you. I am trying to seduce you. I have been trying to seduce you for over two years.”

Rey was scared of the monster she found at Plutt's Salvage and Tow - the monster who was now living under her bed - until she realized the monster was protecting her. The shadow demon, Kylo Ren, was scared of his own darkness - a darkness he had been tainted by since birth - until he found someone to light up his existence.

If Hermione were asked what she sexually identified as, her immediate response would be "Bibliophile." Sex had never appealed to her. It was messy and counterproductive. She'd always found much more interest in reading about it. But when she and Draco Malfoy are trapped in the library with no way out, will she be swayed to give it a second chance? one-shot. smut.

Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive. Modern-day AU.

Rey is determined to seduce Ben Solo back to the light, can Kylo Ren resist her? [Reylo] [ReyBen] [Warning: Citrus Content]

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are forced into a five-year marriage bond by a Ministry combatting low birth rates in the wizarding community. Will the intrepid Draco Malfoy survive the turmoil or will he do as his new wife asks and kindly 'F*** Off'.

Post Season 3 finale. What happens when Jeff and Annie meet unexpectedly while on vacation in Europe? Nothing. Right?

No one said being a Jedi was going to be easy… The sneak attack had come out of nowhere. Kylo had boarded her ship and the battle that followed should have sealed both of their fates. Except that it hadn't, and now they're both stranded. Good thing they didn't just have sex only an hour before, ruining their chances at behaving like reasonable and rational force-wielding adults

Modern AU. Rey loves everything about her new apartment; everything except her neighbor who keeps her awake at night with his nightmares, lonely and plagued by his demons. She knows she doesn't have room in her life to fix another broken thing but how can she resist? Especially when there's an undeniable tension between them, something neither of them ever expected.

Modern AU. Gendry works at the college Library and he can't help but notice Arya in all her sultry, quirky glory. Shy!Gendry/Sexy!Arya. A story of finding your way and secret infatuations. Library games and hilarity ensues.

After the lightsaber splits, Kylo wakes up first. He escapes with Rey on Snoke's shuttle, though he could never imagine what that decision will lead them to discover about one another. / Canon Divergence after the throne room scene. Alternating POVs. Chap 1/8. T will bump to M in later chapters.

AU. When Rey finds herself trapped in a relationship with Armitage Hux she plots revenge with the limited agency she has. She may date him but she’s determined to give him as little of herself as she possibly can. Kylo Ren has a reputation as a tomcat and an undisguised loathing for her boyfriend, so Rey is hopeful he’ll put aside their own differences and help her achieve her goal

You should think Snow has learned not to use her spare key to Emma and Killian's house. She hasn't. And this time, she brought her husband.

"Starvation and stress, the medbay technician had told her, could have delayed her cycle all these years." In the months after Crait, Rey has her first menstrual cycle. Rose, Ben, and Leia take turns comforting her. Fluff and Hurt/Comfort. Complete.

After Harry Potter falls in the final Battle, a desperate Order of the Phoenix needs Draco Malfoy's pack of werewolves to defeat Voldemort. Hermione plans to offer the reclusive Alpha the one thing he can't refuse: a child of his own. But sometimes we find ourselves in the sacrifices we make. AU, Werewolf!Draco, Voldemort!Wins. 2018 Granger Enchanted Awards multi-award winner!

While the dwindling Rebellion starves, awaiting their chance to attack a First Order supply vessel, Rey is trying to keep busy repairing the lightsaber. As luck would have it, her Force-bonded rival Kylo Ren is knowledgeable on the subject and keen to help, but he is also very... distracting. Written as a gift for KKetura for the Reylo Valentine's Exchange on AO3. UST, slow burn.

In the heat of battle, they find their way to each other. It's all they can have, all they can ever have...Set post-TLJ

COMPLETE. Reylo fanfic set after The Last Jedi. General Hux captures Rey and installs her in Kylo Ren's bedroom to help his new Supreme Leader work through his infatuation. Things don't go according to plan.

"Let's make a deal, okay? You talk a little, we kiss a little. We both get something we want." (2x02 tag because lyatt has wrecked me yet again)

Emma regrets her decision to go along on the Nolan's ski trip when Killian's luggage shows up but hers doesn't. She regrets it even more when they're the only two whose flight gets in on time...or does she?

Instead of romance, they'll settle for something more like a business partnership. However, the problem is always in what you don't say.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry allowed the internet during the early days of cyberspace. This is the story of why it is now banned.

Rey gets stuck on a mission she wishes she wasn't a part of...Luckily, there's a certain repentant Jedi looking out for her.

Draco Malfoy is an alpha and he is very used to getting what he wants but when his marriage negotiations begin his life gets far more complicated. Hermione Granger is an omega and just wants to be taken seriously. She'll do anything to overcome her station, even if it means making deals with a certain irritating Alpha. *Possible Epilogue Pending*

A Force bond is fairly inconvenient when neither participant wants anything to do with the other. Post-TLJ

Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).

Kylo and Rey seek comfort in the arms of others to distract themselves from what they really want. But the Force Bond has other plans. Short Drabble/Lemon

Growing up on Jakku, Rey had lived a solitary life devoid of any interactions with the human race. This has led to some interesting outcomes. This is a light-hearted and fluffy one-shot involving the Force Bond that she and Kylo Ren share.

Warning: SPOILERS for The Last Jedi. Reylo story taking place after the events of the movie. More smut than plot. Oneshot.

Priest!Killian AU. Father Killian Jones enjoys sinning with a certain bailbondswoman. A lot.

A short tale of what happens after Hermione and Draco wake up with each other after a drunken night together. Alcohol often has consequences which they soon learn. Rated M for a later chapter and mild swearing.

A series of one shots in which I blatantly and unapologetically disregard realism and go straight to the smut. Some special moments that Lorelai and Luke shared over the years, that I felt could use a little something dirty, just for kicks.

"It's partly a celebration," she tells him, "and partly because I'm a little nervous about something. If I'm at home, I know I'll just be obsessing over it." He nods thoughtfully. "Ah, I see. So you need a distraction." One night stand before the first day of your new job and oops that was your new boss you were sleeping with AU.

A different take on the old marriage law trope. Read on for an emotional but satisfying roller coaster as your favorite pairing learns to love one another. One shot!

The sequel to the Force Arranges A Marriage is finally here! If you haven't read it, please start there first. Kylo Ren will stop at nothing to be reunited with his bride. She left him on their wedding night and he is livid. Across the galaxy, Rey uses the Force Bond to coax Kylo's return. Little does she know that Kylo Ren has a plan to capture the woman he loves.

He would have to go to the couch. It was the only solution. Yes, he would be a man, and go sleep on the freezing couch. It wasn't as if he hadn't fallen asleep there a million times before, sitting up way too late binging Netflix or grading. It was just one night. Modern Reylo AU. College/University; Male POV; bed-sharing

He hadn't expected anyone to be home at his dad's house when he went back for something he left behind. He knew as he stared up at her that he was going to make a terrible mistake tonight. Modern Reylo AU. Quickie/Coming-of-Age/Babysitting/Male POV/Kind of a Hate Fuck.

Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.

"Sometimes he thinks he's exaggerating it in his head. Maybe he believes so strongly that it should be happening that he's only seeing what he wants to see." [ Or the six times Rufus suspects that Lucy and Wyatt are totally in love, and the one time he wishes he could scrub his eyes with bleach ] Lyatt, set somewhere in the season 2 future.

Tongue-in-cheek tour of pre-TLJ Reylo tropes. This time, it is Kylo Ren who is taken prisoner. Rey is given the impossible task of turning this moody, homicidal creep back to the Light, all while he awkwardly attempts to lure her into darkness. Bickering, sexual tension and poor life-choices ensue. Written pre-TLJ.

After 14 years, Killian Jones is back in town. And Emma is too busy freaking out over her bathroom crisis and new roommate problem to notice. CS AU.

In a twist of fate, Rey and Kylo Ren are forced to survive together during a snowstorm on Hoth. Rey finds herself beginning to question what it is she wants. Kylo Ren knows what he wants and he intends to take it. Kylo Ren wants her. Reylo

Haymitch didn't know how to speak to four years old and being left in charge of one hadn't exactly been in his short term plans. And yet.When he is forced to adopt a toddler Katniss, Haymitch's whole life is turned upside down. (modern au)

When Killian Jones accidentally stumbles into Emma Swan's undercover FBI investigation, first impressions are anything but good. Once the smoke clears, they never expect to see each other again. But with a common enemy and the stakes higher than ever, they quickly discover working together is the only choice. That goes rather poorly too – until it doesn't. CS AU.

After leaving him behind in Storybrooke and moving to New York, Emma Swan didn't think she'd ever see Killian Jones again. So when he shows up right as her boyfriend of six months decides to propose, her life is thrown into chaos.

Their arc in the film is achingly beautiful, but my inner fix-it junkie insists on a warmer and fuzzier headcanon scenario. Rogue One, Cassian/Jyn, also featuring K-2SO. Cross-posted from AO3.

CS Christmas fic. AU Emma Swan needs a break so she heads to Boston for the holidays season. Rated M

After one too many bad setups, Emma thinks the best way to get out of another blind date is to tell her sister-in-law she already has a boyfriend. But when her brother makes the assumption she's dating Killian Jones, Emma just might need a Christmas miracle to pull it off.

Emma Swan reluctantly agrees to go to Senior Prom with Killian Jones. After a night together she panics and leaves, only to come face to face again with him ten years later.

Modern!AU Captain Swan. "It was a one-time thing," is definitely one of the last things you want to say to your new boss on your first day at work. For lawyer Emma Swan, this case is open-and-shut. The verdict? Completely hopeless.

Emma & Killian return from New York, to find Storybrooke cursed, none of the residents remembering their true identities. As if that weren't bad enough, the townsfolk know them. As a married couple living in town with their son Henry. Originally posted on AO3.

Her neighbor irritated her like no other did. He was a flirt, a ladies man, a high powered lawyer, and how dare he also have an accent. After another irritating encounter with the man, she was in need of relieving a little bit of tension. While doing so, she encounters something she can't quite believe.

"Seriously. We know how to pick 'em, Jones." In the wake of another break-up, Emma & Killian make a drunken pact. [Captain Swan, with mentions of past Emma/August]

CS AU: With the war against the ogres heating up, Princess Emma is dispatched to meet with a powerful nobleman whose magic powers might help win the battle. Her journey is interrupted when she is abducted by pirate captain Killian Jones, who plans to use her in his plot to avenge his brother's death at the hands of the Evil Queen.

Emma Swan just wants to be loved for who she is, and not because someone feels obligated to love her. It's just her luck that she has a soulmate somewhere out there, while she's already in love with someone else.

Emma Swan is roped into the hyper-competitive capture the flag game at Granny's annual July 4th bash. Hopefully, that'll keep her distracted from her unrequited crush on Killian Jones.

For CS AU Week, Day 3: Beloved Tropes / Roommates / When David gets married and moves out, Emma needs a new roommate. Enter Killian Jones. Smuffy oneshot.

On their way back home, Arya and Gendry couldn't be more frustrated towards one another even if they wanted. They are both older now, and there is unresolved tension between them. After some discussion, they have to acknowledge what they've been known for a long a time. PwP.

What happens when Johanssen is sleepy and locked out of her apartment? That's right, she stays over at Beck's and tries to make him as uncomfortable as possible. Rated T for swearing, just in case.

"They were coworkers. They were friends. They were friends that occasionally slept together after a few too many drinks at the Leaky Cauldron." EWE, Dramione, rated M for gratuitous sex scenes. This is my WIP with no pressure story, so it won't have a definitive update schedule.

The Force Arranges A Marriage - Reylo. Following Episode IX, the only way to end the fighting is for Kylo Ren and Rey to marry. The Jedi can't stand the idea but Kylo finds this arrangement all too delicious. It makes for some heated smut - PWP, with a lot of dirty talk :D

When there is only one seat left on a plane what do you do? Argue with the handsome stranger who wants it, of course.

After Watney's email from Mars, Beck investigates his feelings for Johanssen.

What Emma craved was that toe-curling, Earth-shattering, all-consuming passion. What she didn't expect was to find it with him.

Dealing with years of unrequited love is much more difficult when the object of your affections insists on moving in with you. [Roommates AU.]

based on the following prompt: "We're co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me I don't know how to act around you now"

Watney has been back for a week and Beck is on the verge of a mental breakdown, Johanssen is sent in to help.

Missing scenes from the love story of Beth Johanssen and Chris Beck. Rated M for language and some adult situations.

She hadn't known he was her new philosophy professor when she'd let him completely consume her in the back alley of a bar that night two months ago. It was just a matter of time before they both gave in. ONE SHOT.

Rey is not dating Kylo Ren. Dating a recently "reformed," patricidal, emotionally unstable former Sith man-baby she barely knows would be a terrible idea. And the regular scorching-hot panty-melting humpathons do not count as dating, no matter what Poe and Finn might say, and no matter how much she looks forward to seeing Ren's stupid face every day for training.

"We... have a favor to ask," one of the Stormtroopers says slowly, almost sheepishly. The blank white faces of the masks stare back at her, but Rey can feel waves of embarrassment and fear rolling off of them. "Can you please fuck Kylo Ren, already?" comes out desperately, and it's got to be the absolute last thing that she had ever expected to hear.

Driven to the brink of insanity, Rey seeks out the source of her sleepless nights, determined to set things right once and for all. (Companion piece to "Wildest Dreams" but not really required to read)

Emma is so hell-bent on not falling for Killian that she doesn't realize she already has. That is, until his New Year's party when the heater is broken and she can see the sweat in the hollow of his throat and he smiles at her across the room and she is not handling this well – at all. CS AU.

The love story of Chris Beck and Beth Johanssen, accurate to book and movie canon

A compilation of ask fics I've received and posted on tumblr. I'm not going to lie to you- this will be mainly smut. Pure, shameless smut. I'll add any warnings at the start of each chapter. As these were originally ask fics, they are entirely unbeta'd so any mistakes are mine. Title is from Lana Del Rey's 'Video Games'. I'm over on tumblr as wildimaginings. Please review :)

"No, Gaila. I am not, absolutely not going to walk into Commander Spock's office and suggest that we pretend to date for an entire summer. I mean, we… I… he's not… I couldn't even spend that much time with him, nor would I want to. He's so… he's just really… I have professional mores, Gaila. Standards of conduct that this… just, no. No. No, thank you for the idea, but no."

Nine/Rose; Part Eight of the Prompts series. The Doctor, Rose and Jack land on an abandoned spaceship in the future, with a mysterious time portal in the form of a fireplace connecting to 18th century France. Things go a bit differently. Girl in the Fireplace AU with Nine instead of Ten.

Auror Malfoy is on a stakeout with Auror Granger, and they are bored to tears. What to do, what to do?

You need a physical activity, his shrink had claimed. It will help you, he had promised, you will feel better in your own skin. Haymitch was staring at the huge pink neon sign completed with twinkling lights. It seemed like a good time to regret his life's choices more than ever. MODERN AU. HAYFFIE.

Every has issues. Its how we deal with them that counts.

It started with a drunk phone call and an act of kindness but nothing's ever that simple. Dark pasts, uncertain futures, criminal masterminds and kill orders complicate everything. So does a growing, unexpected love. (Nine/Rose AU)

After two years, Emma comes for visit and Killian offers to let her use his room while she's there. Captain Swan.

Ex Secret Service agent Peeta Mellark is hired to protect Katniss Everdeen, the most famous musician of the last decade, from an unhinged stalker. His objective is to keep her safe at all costs. But who is going to protect him from losing his heart to her? Based on the movie, The Bodyguard, with Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston. Written for Movies in the Month of May.

If Victoria went to check on Napoleon in his room after the break in at the satellite factory, wouldn't it make sense that she would send her goons to also check in on Illya and Gaby? The only option for a cover is to well... get undercovers. Smut with heart.

Killian Jones is one drunken mistake from never setting foot on a movie set again. Enter Emma Swan, the woman his manager has paid to pretend to date him and clean up his image. It seems straightforward enough...but there's always trouble with faking it. CaptainSwan.

Gaby puts her rudimentary knowledge of Russian to good use.

Illya lets something slip. Gaby takes advantage.

They always leave a calling card after a robbery. On the back of the card, written in flowing, gold script are the names the world knows them by: "The Doctor and the Bad Wolf." Bank robbers AU.

Emma was in desperate need of a roommate, but wasn't finding anyone who suited her. Until her brother David presented her the perfect roommate. A man who had an obsession with tidiness, who was a great cook, and most importantly ... he was gay. Roommate AU.

Hermione and Ginny create a to-do-list of things they want to do before September. Warning: LEMONS.

*COMPLETE* There was never a hatred so profound as that of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, but when a challenge is issued the pair embark on a roller-coaster ride of emotions and confusing, passionate meetings. Enemies with Benefits never tasted this good, and Rose is going to learn there is a whole lot more to Scorpius than a lifelong rivalry and a wicked smirk. RW/SM.

Based on this tumblr prompt: "you've been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren't even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, "i'll go" i feel like we might as well be married."

Hermione is learning hand-to-hand combat, and Malfoy is her sparring partner. (Graphic sexual content. Rough play. Coarse language).

Guitar player Killian Jones has been in love with media agent Emma Swan for far too long. When he comes back to his bus post-concert, she is sitting on the couch, her own bunk being used as temporary storage.

Their friends have known for ages that there's something more between them, but it takes them a bit of time to realise the same. Ten/Rose, all human AU.

A look at what could have happened if the Doctor had come back five minutes too late to say "did I mention, it also travels in time?" and, as such, Rose had to stumble into his life later than they'd both originally wanted.

I know it's never going to happen; Gendry is never going to be a Stark or Lord of Winterfell. I doubt he'll even get Arya in GRRM's world, but that doesn't stop me wanting it to happen. So I wrote it for me. Hopefully you'll enjoy it too.

Some day she was going to find a way to kill him without leaving a trace. Hopefully it would happen before he drove her insane. Neighbors AU.

Rose Tyler is used to being alone, having learned the hard way that, eventually, everyone disappears. After losing the one person she dared to believe wouldn't leave her, she stops trying to believe that anything will last. She's determined that no one will hurt her or her son again. AU, all human.

Draco and Hermione have a standing hang out on the first Thursday of every month. In the midst of all this time together, what will happen when they develop more than friendly feelings for each other? Can they overcome the odds stacked against them? Please take heed of the rating - this story earns its MA. Language and sexual content ahead! Turns out Hermione has a dirty mouth!

When Emma Swan gets an invitation to her ex's wedding, she isn't expecting to find it still hurts. Determined not to "lose the break-up", Emma recruits the snarky Irishman she chases down bail jumpers with, to assist her in her somewhat ill-conceived plan to save face. Absolutely nothing could go wrong, right? Captain Swan AU. M for swears.

How Henry thought he'd get away with this ploy a second time is beyond her, but he always was her little optimist. In which Henry is tired of his mother pretending she doesn't like Killian Jones, and decides to give her a little push. (A belated birthday gift for the fabulous this-too-too-sullied-flesh, who wanted some matchmaking!Henry)

Modern day AU. When Emma and Killian are unknowingly set up on a blind date by their well-intentioned, but meddling friends, they decide that they're going to get back at Mary Margaret and David and make sure this is the last time either of them are set up on blind dates again.

Rose and Scorpius are NOT in a relationship. Yes they're friends. Yes, they spend a lot of time together. And yes, they (semi-frequently) sleep together. But that does NOT make it a relationship. They just have a…'thing'. Scorose series of one shots about the development of their non-relationship over time. There be fluff, smut, and language ahead folks.

The Doctor interrupts Rose when she's in the bath. Then Rose does some interrupting of her own.

AU where everyone except Emma loses their memories and they get sent back to the enchanted forest, but Emma can't let them remember her because it would put them in harms way. She goes to see Killian, and he can't place his finger on where he knows her from. Smut/Angst.

COMPLETE! Ron can't seem to get warm. He could use an extra "blanket"! Also, *insert obligatory smut warning here.*

After a visit to another alien planet, Rose encounters a new side of the Doctor…

Rose thinks the Doctor isn't attracted to her. She finds out she's wrong.

Tired and frustrated after a long night of revision, Rose soothes her headache with a glass of water only to find herself alone in the kitchen with Scorpius Malfoy, the boy who she may have been in love with for the past six years.

Everything was neatly planned out the month before her wedding, and Emma is feeling prepared, if a bit anxious. Until her friends drag her out for a night of fun, and she meets *him* in the most unlikely of places. CS Modern AU.

The Doctor and Rose are infected with a bug that forces you to tell the truth - what will they admit to each other before they can get rid of it?

Draco learns a shocking secret about his family's Samhain parties. Why are his family and the Potters having sex, and what do the Lovegoods have to do with it?

A visit to an imitation of the Old West gets complicated when the TARDIS goes missing. Will the Doctor and Rose find the TARDIS, or will they have to make a life in the small town they're confined to?

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

Hermione has mysteriously disappeared. She is depending on Draco Malfoy to solve the mystery and save her life. But why him? They hadn't spoken for years, even then they had never been friends. Of course, he did owe his life to her. She had his token to prove it. She could only hope that would be enough. **Please read AN for warnings. M for many reasons** DM/HG

John Noble has been running his whole life. Running from his family, running from his past, running from his problems. But when a bright, shining new woman comes into his life, maybe he'll find that he doesn't always have to run alone.

A selection of short-stories that are framed around the finale but alter the scenes slightly / give an additional point of view. Last Chapter now online.

Emma and Henry say goodbye to their friends and family and escape Storybrooke as Regina's magic defeats Pan's curse and sends everyone back to the Enchanted Forest. Or at least that was what was supposed to happen, but when Emma wakes up the next morning, she discovers that something went very wrong with the plan.

Draco Malfoy is a body-double for hire on film. His newest co-star, called in to act out a steamy bedroom scene with him, turns out to be Hermione Granger, the bane of his school days... but it's not as bad as he'd expected, actually. Dramione sexy comedy-romance. Feat. Sirius Black, Percy Weasley. Alternate Universe. Hawthorn & Vine 2014 Reverse Challenge Fest entry. COMPLETE!

When Draco Malfoy takes an unexpected day off, his Auror partner decides to personally check he is not in any kind of trouble. Because that is what partners do, right? Mature sexual content. Complete.

He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.

When bachelor Draco Malfoy learns that he's been left custody of a tiny baby, he needs a nanny – fast! Luckily, smart, sexy, single Hermione Granger needs job after quitting her boring employment & immediately falls in love with Nicole. So when Draco needs to prove that his bachelor days are over he makes her his wife! Mature rating for future chapters!

University students John Noble and Rose Tyler have been best friends since the day they were born. Best friends...only. But leave it up to John's helpful dorm-mate Jack, Jack's boyfriend Ianto, some stolen clothes and a bit of misdirection might just send them over the edge into something more. All in good time, of course. (AU Nine/Rose)

Sequel to In Hypervodka Veritas. Since Jack's previous plan failed, he's resolved to come up with a new one, and this one has Rose as the main target. When Jack requests another stop off on Myleia, Rose is the one he takes out this time, and gets her drunk enough to let slip a few things to the Doctor...

A silly dare sends Hermione alone into the Shrieking Shack, and Draco thinks it the perfect time to play a prank on her. How was he to know that an unforeseen hindrance & a little Muggle-liquor could make the night go so wrong?

Deeks has taken it upon himself to teach Kensi how to cook. Things are about to get a bit spicy. And not just where the food is concerned. Densi.

Hermione and Draco are best friends who've come up with a rather interesting arrangement that works for them - but what happens when fathers get involved, weddings get crashed, and true feelings are revealed? Stick around to find out. And grab your gloves ladies and gentlemen, because it's about to get messy! AU/AH

AU. Emma Swan doesn't do relationships, but her annoyingly attractive neighbor, Killian Jones, might change her views. Captain Swan.

After defeating the Wicked Witch and returning to the Enchanted Forest, a prince arrives with the goal of winning Emma's hand in marriage. He attempts to snare her with a love potion, but Hook intervenes and winds up activating the potion himself, causing Emma to fall in love with him. The effect is temporary, but it's going to be a hell of a ride until it wears off. Captain Swan.

He sees her at 8:15am every morning. It's the best part of his day. (Tumblr prompt: Emma and Killian travel by the same train and see each other every day but both of them hesitate to initiate any kind of conversation.) CAPTAIN SWAN AU

Hayffie prompt from Tumblr. Effie has a boyfriend during the victory tour but things get a little physical between her and Haymitch when he realises what he's missing. Hayffie feels muchly! Smut content!

Emma Swan hires escort Killian Jones to accompany her to a wedding where her ex will be. Captain Swan Wedding Date AU. One Shot.

"So you slept with a young, impressionable half-Vulcan, who you never thought you'd see again, and is now a decorated graduate, a superior officer, and even though you're not interested in a relationship with him, he rocked your world in a way that you can't forget," Gaila said carefully. "Basically." "That's great. You and I are going to be best friends with a story like that."

Captain Swan AU. Killian and Emma knew each other in middle school before she was taken away to a new foster home. They meet each other again years later as neighbors in an apartment complex. Contains smut.

Hook benefits from Mary Margaret's wisdom. Captain Swan.

"I'll kick your arse regardless, Malfoy," I murmured. He chuckled again and I arched into him. "Then get on the bed," he said and watched my hips sway as I walked to his large bed. "This is going to be a long night, Granger."

He takes a sip because it's his damn graduation after all. He should be celebrating. Post-Advanced Introduction to Finality.

She knew it was Wednesday, because it had been Wednesday every morning for the last four days, and she was the only one who seemed to notice. AU for the end of 3.11; Regina stops the curse, but there are consequences. Captain Swan.

Hayffie! Haymitch propositions Effie. The stakes are high. Its going to be a long night. Rated M for possible future chapter SMUT Content 18

Harry chooses New Years Day to resolve some things with Ginny.

Harry chooses New Years Day to resolve some things with Hermione.

Eleven/Rose; Part One of the Who Holidays series. The Ponds try to figure out what to get a sullen Doctor for Christmas, and Amy manages to wheedle a single muttered sentence from him that sounds suspiciously like he wants a rose. By that notion, the Ponds go to a flower shop and buy a rose, only to run into a certain former companion.

Jeff gets a new roommate.

Bartender Killian comes in to the diner where Emma works every night after his shift. On the night Emma has off, she decides to visit him at the bar. AU one-shot. Rated M. (It's called Body Shot, y'all.)

Rose is going to a family wedding...without a bloke. Because she doesn't have one. Or does she? The Doctor clears that up quite thoroughly.

Haymitch finds an interesting item hidden away in Effie's room. HayffieFeels. First chapter T can be stand alone , second and third chapter M.

Possessive!Nine/Rose. The Doctor knows he's possessive of her, but her constant flirting with and attention from pretty boys of all species causes him to have violent outbursts in secret. And during a particularly tolling adventure, this time has been just one time too many. Will the Doctor stake his claim? One shot, big lemon.

She doesn't want him to say what he means tonight - she wants him to do it. Tonight, she wants to burn. Post 5x09, KD.

Beauty can be found anywhere. For sculptor Rose Tyler, it was found in the form of a physics Professor with a gruff exterior and a heart of gold. Alternate Universe.

It takes Emma a while to convert Killian to her and Henry's usual Sunday morning routine, but he eventually catches on. [CS Fluff Month fic]

Everyone knows that Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other. They really, really hate each other.

Rose is pregnant with the Doctor's baby. Before she can tell him they discover a derelict spaceship with portals to 18th century France. When Reinette joins the crew, Rose is no longer certain she can stay.

In which Gendry Baratheon is King Robert's oldest trueborn son. AU.

He ran. She chased. That's how it was and how it had always been. And in the end, who gets to capture who ?

"There's no way I [kissed you] because I thought that…that you were…" She motioned toward him, the words like lead on her tongue. "That you were my…you and me…were…my…" Killian rolled his eyes. "True love, darling." "Shh!" Emma snapped. Set after events of 2x11. KillianxEmma. Humor/drama/Romance. My idea of them embracing their true love for each other. M for later chapters.

His little educational speeches had somehow left out the freakin' SEX FLOWERS. My take on the classic sex pollen trope.

Draco goes to pick on Ron after a poor Quidditch performance. He finds much more than he expected to. Crack!fic. This was written in response to a comment a friend made about Ron. ** I missed checking the 'complete' box, this is a one shot. I apologize if this disappoints anyone. **

Arya perked up from her position, her back straightening and her eyebrows shooting up as a sudden rush of excitement overcame her. She placed her macbook on her lap, eyes wide with anticipation as the base of her baby seared through her slacks. "I'm not stalking. I'm not stalking…this is just…concern? This is anything but stalking…"

Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.

Katniss and Peeta think their son is perfect. If only they could agree on the merit of dimples. One shot from the No Surprises universe.

Emma likes to sleep with her window open. She never quite realized who she'd be inviting in. All things considered, however, Captain Hook showing up in her bedroom after midnight is hardly the worst of his offenses. Emma knows how to handle Hook. (AU post "Welcome to Storybrooke". Unapologetically Captain Swan.)

When a chance meeting at a muggle book club throws Draco and Hermione into an illicit affair, they must find a way to keep their secret before their worlds fall apart. Originally written for Otters & Ferrets 2013 Exchange on AO3 for RZZMG.

AU [no curse]: Emma has grown up as a princess and is now betrothed to Prince Eric against her own will. However, after wandering into the enchanted forest, her life gets turn upside down when she's captured by an overconfident pirate with a hook for a hand. But what happens when she feels herself beginning to fall for him?

They always knew something was missing. (A Harry x Hermione x Ron fanfiction)

An artefact that could change the Wizarding world needs finding before it falls into the wrong hands.Enter Hermione Granger, Relic Hunter.But what happens when rival Draco shows up & they have to run for their lives to escape a mad-man who wants to change the world?With surprising secrets unveiled & threats of capture & death at every turn, is it enough to make these two play nice?

If actions speak louder than words, they might as well be shouting it from the Astronomy Tower. R/S. One-shot, smut.

Rose and Nine travel to a planet Nine says feels wrong. Naturally, in the course of fixing things, they get themselves invited to a ball. But when Rose spend a bit too much time away from the Doctor, things get heated.

One human. One Time Lord. One bathroom.

Six months into their first mission the Enterprise visits Omicron Ceti III with unexpected results for Spock and Uhura. Third in my S/U series. AU. Complete.

Ron and Pansy get together secretly before the Christmas Holidays.

Captain Swan ficlet. Killian wants to know what it'll take to get Emma to kiss him.

Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?

Inspired by the line from the film where Effie calls for chocolate strawberries! Effie has more than an indulgence for a certain dessert, and Haymitch has more than an indulgence for Effie. Hayffie-Smut-Times-Ahoy

'This had been the plan, and she didn't like it one bit – because she liked it way more than what she should have.' Kensi and Deeks go undercover at a dance club and they're the bait. PWP basically, two shot. All kinds of M, so not for the kiddies.

Rose Weasley is super sore, and with no Muscle Relaxant Potion available, what's a best friend to do but offer her some muggle relief :) Rated M for heavy touching and hints at sex. Rose/Scorpius. Please Read and Review. Story is now COMPLETE.

The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE

AU. Draco catches Hermione doing something a Head Girl shouldn't be doing. He blackmails her into pretending to be his girlfriend to get Pansy off his back. COMPLETE!

He's whiskey, she's vodka and orange juice. Angst-free.

After a particularly squelched adventure, Rose demands a night in and Nine tries to deliver while they both war with themselves over just being "friends". Rose tries a few different theories on why he's not interested in her and the Doctor proves, without a doubt, that he most certainly is.

Rescued from the parallel universe by her Byronic hero, Rose thinks he's finally brought her back to "her Doctor" but instead is faced with another familiar face. Can she help him through the aftermath of the Time War and forgive him for misleading her? And can she keep herself from falling for him all over again? The second story in the "Past Present and Future" series.

"Quiet, Granger. It's just sex." He looked up and caught her chin in his hand. " Understand? No feelings. I plan to fuck the insolence out of you." Hermione groaned, shaking her head. She had royally fucked that part up.

When an idea is put forth at a party, and a young couple head off into a closet, there's only one thing that can happen. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!

After Hermione leaves for the weekend with the girls, her and Draco have a little steamy time! Smut! R&R pleassee!

Hermione and Draco have been working together for some time now and the desire for each other had gradually built up during those months. What happens when Hermione catches Draco doing something in his office which is considered inappropriate? DMHG PWP

A Magic Mirror with intriguing side effects, a secretive mission with little or no chance of success and a plot to change the Wizarding world forever, can Hermione and Draco survive being very reluctant partners? Only if they don't kill each other first...

"I'll have Granger begging to be in my bed within the month. Mark my words." "Care to put your money where your mouth is?" At St. Mungo's, Draco meets Hermione, a new psychiatrist at his hospital. After being forced to work together on a battered woman, feelings develop, but things get complicated when Draco makes a dangerous bet. Non-magic AU. Also HP/GW.

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.

Modern AU where Arya is 17 and Gendry 22. In which Ned Stark finds Arya's car missing at an early hour in the morning, and is told that she is probably at Gendry's, leading to some very uncomfortable misunderstandings and a string of events that will change their relationship forever.

All Ron Weasley was trying to do was pick his baby girl up from school for Easter Break. He definitely didn't expect to find her in bed with a MALFOY.

And one time he doesn't. Fluffy goodness, oneshots, more info inside.

"The students might see us," she groaned. "Class doesn't start for twenty minutes," he answered, pushing her over the desk. One-Shot.

Inspired by the episode "Neighborhood Watch" and that cute little argument about who should get the right side of the bed. Densi.

Hermione's relationship with Ron doesn't work out, and in her new-found freedom and independence, she decides to sign up for a self defense class. But who should she meet there but her old Hogwarts nemesis, Draco Malfoy? D/H. Rated M for smut.

"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

Haymitch gets into fight, and Effie's furious. However, she's not letting on as much as she could, so what will happen when she tends to his injury. M-rated-smuttery.

Four times Scorpius thought he was in love, and the one time he was loved back.

Effie wants to lecture, and Haymitch just wants her to shut up. Set during the first night at the penthouse at the 74th Annual Hunger Games. Hayffie-Smut-Feels-Ahoy.

My hand eventually brushed against his, relief filling me as I realised I wasn't alone, I didn't even care that it was Malfoy. "What…" "I have no idea Granger, but I suggest we get out of here, now." His voice wasn't its normal confident drawl either.

Kensi and Deeks are playing the naughty couple in the alley, Callen & Nell think they really are while Sam & Eric disagree, when asked Kensi says a girl never kisses and tells...so did they really do it? Of course but the team don't know that.

Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.

Based around episode 315, Crimeleon. Kensi and Deeks have to revealuate their "thing" after the op at the Edison goes sideways.

Hermione is tired of her boss commenting on her clothes, her lack of social life and her tense demeanor. So she decides to take matters into her own hands. Soon Draco finds himself in a sticky predicament and has nobody to blame but himself.

Hating each other for a lifetime - easy. Being forced to work together - impossible. When Hermione & Draco are sent to New York on a mission, things don't go exactly as planned, and neither had any idea what working closely would eventually reveal...

Hermione wakes up to a very interesting Morning After. Rating is MA for Lemons and Language.

Barney confronts Robin about why she has been so sad lately. The gravity of her confession baffles him and he comforts her in an all too familiar way. Please notice the M rating. It's there for a good reason!

A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons

Rose needs a little bit of R&R between planets, but she is battling a tension that a nap cannot take away. Can the Doctor help her with her predicament? Unabashed PWP smut. Nine/Rose

Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.

Smutty one shot. Sequel to "Draco's Turn". This time Hermione holds the reins, and Draco's been a bad Death Eater.

Rose has a headache and the Doctor is unsympathetic until revelations lead to the nicest of things

She's pretty sure this doesn't qualify as laundry. KD, post-3x06.

It had become tradition by now. October 4th would see the two appear in Minerva's office as if out of thin air, both holding neatly wrapped presents for her... How were they to know this year would be so different? written for the Dramione Duet

How dark does it get when the lights go out...in space? Rose gets cloudy; she and the Doctor get clear. Nine/Rose

Series Four Rose runs into the Ninth Doctor before Series One in Paris.

Scorpius Malfoy can't stop thinking about his best friend Rose. What happens when she shows up while he's... er, relieving some tension and muttering her name? Rated M for smut and Scorp's potty mouth. But mostly smut.

Kensi and Deeks have always had undeniable sexual chemistry, and one tequlia-fuelled night that chemistry finally bubbles over. But what does that mean for their partnership?

Hermione is taking a shift as a stripper for friend against her better judgement. Guess who just happens to be at the same club for Blaise's bachelor party? None other than Malfoy himself. What happens? Read to find out!

It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.

Hermione's had a really bad day. Waking up, her morning is only going to become more interesting. A lot of porn, a very little bit of plot, and a heaping helping of AU - as it should be! After all, it's Draco/Hermione

Ginny witnesses something she shouldn't have and it leads to something completely unexpected when someone else has a plan of his own. BZxGW, DMxHG/One-shot/7th year/Kinda AU-ish and OOC/Rated M for smut!

An entirely undefinable monster involving Scorpius Malfoy, Rose Weasley, and shortsightedness on both parts. Includes awkward situations and misunderstandings. Rated for lemon and language.

Professor Snape is tired of Hermione and Draco's constant arguing but can't help but be reminded of his own feelings. He decided to help them work things out with a little Potion's detention.

I went looking for a fic version of "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" where Nine was John Smith and Rose was his companion, and which took place at Farringham. Couldn't find one. Started writing. Simple as that. Rating ranges from PG-13 to Adult COMPLETE

The Doctor and Rose go on a road trip... with interesting results.

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

Harry, Ron and Hermione walk in on a game of Spin the Bottle with some Slytherins. Taunt are thrown and the game begins with a very different ending than planned. One-shot smutty.

Draco and Hermione - very OOC, but then again, maybe not. Set post-Hogwarts and NOT compliant with any book. How could it when it's hot, steamy, Draco and Hermione dancing at a muggle club?

The Doctor can't stop staring. Part of the Glimpses series.

They were supposed to be hated enemies - so how is it that she wound up in this position? Trapped against the stone wall, her arms holding onto him like a lifeline.. talk about being stuck between a rock and a 'hard' place. Rose/Scorp, oneshot.

Hermione and Draco are forced together as they return for their 7th year at Hogwarts and they react to each other in a very unexpected way! Hate? Lust? ..Love? Read the first chapter before you decide. Will surprise you, I promise! Very Explicit. Review!

Frustrated with the Minister for Magic and in possession of two left feet, Hermione is forced to take dance lessons. Under her instructors, she not only learns to move with grace, but gets more than she bargained for in the process. Veela!Draco

Kensi and Deeks have to look after the young child of victims of a brutal attack. Together they learn why the attack happened, who is to blame and, most importantly, just how you change a diaper. Oh, and somewhere along the way, they fall in love.

So what if he was always a gentleman and charming? So what if he made her laugh? So what if her stomach jumped, her palms sweat and her heart raced every time he entered a room? It was nothing more than physical attraction. O/S EWE

Hermione Granger, Auror, is working under the overprotective Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy, leader of a renegade group called The Hunters. Will they bring each other down? Dramione

It started with a whimper. RATED M.

When a girl's best friend kills her one true love, how far will she go for revenge? "All right then, prove it. Pretend that this man is the culprit, and PROVE that you would have the guts to kill Draco's murderer." Rated M for sex/language.

Never underestimate the power of a dirty limerick. Nine/Rose, quite adult

Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.

Rose/Scorpius Romance - Rose is on look out for a family prank with Scorpius wanders by and stops to talk, When a professor starts to approach the only diversion she can think of is to snog the hell out of Scorpius. Only it goes much further then intended

It wasn't exactly a lie... KD, post 2x23.

Minister Shackelbot sat behind his desk dreading what he was about to do. He had to have his two best people on this. With a resigned sigh, he sent out the owls. Soon Hermione and Draco would be working together. This could be his worst idea ever.

Everyone wants to know how they met. Here are nine ways Spock didn't meet Nyota-and the one way he did. Spock/Uhura

Five days. That's how long they'd been on this planet. Or perhaps more importantly, five nights. Five nights of being stretched tight and thin.

One Shot. Hermione is hunted and cornered in an alley. What happends next is not quite what she expected. Pure Smut.

Draco wakes up in bed with Hermione after a drunken night. Lemony goodness.

Draco and Hermione have been giving into desire for months, but do they want more? Short, Lemons, One-shot.

Working with Draco Malfoy has never been a walk in the park for Hermione Granger, but when they're stuck at safe house together sometimes their basest dislike for the other turns into something new. One-shot. D/Hr. R&R

The Doctor and Rose are after some leisure time after some unpleasant adventures - and it proves to be a bit difficult to handle... A drabble that went out of control! MATURE rating; Nine&Rose

Hermione knows a spy's life is never going to be easy, especially when you're framed for a crime you didn't commit. Now, she finds herself on the run with the last person on earth she ever wanted to see again, Draco Malfoy.

Due to a failure to show up for class, Draco Malfoy gets stuck with Hermione Granger as a Potions partner. But a night that began with making a Befuddlement Draught, quickly turned into a night of pleasure, and then of disaster. One-shot.

Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.

Venice at Carnival time is bright,fun and deadly.Draco,playboy by day and black op's assassin by night, is on an assignment to save the wizarding world.But when Hermione Granger slams back into his life and current mission, is he ready for the challenge?

The Doctor's in trouble and Rose is only trying to help him. Her plan goes awry, but the Doctor makes sure she's fine with that.

"Shh," the Doctor whispers... "Not a sound, now, not one word."

Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3

Rose and Nine in a place where the senses mingle, on a day when nothing much happens. Except ...

This time, when he said, "I am so impressive," Rose had to hold her breath. He didn't say it defensively, like he had a reputation to uphold. He said it firmly, assertively, like it was an unshakable fact...

It’s been ten years since the war and it finds Hermione and Draco working as magical artifact recovery specialists. What will happen when close encounters and a sword of power make them face a growing attraction to each other? COMPLETE!

It's one of those days, one of those adventures, and the Doctor knows it when he and Rose are arrested for what they're wearing. Where they are and where he thought they'd be are two different places and today's reaction is dangerous amusement.

Every one has a different definition of "insanity", and truly crazy things can happen when those ideas collide with the Doctor's party.

In the right hand corner, there was a tiny, tiny little red word and an arrow. Rose sauntered off to find the Doctor. She was probably going to get into trouble, but her life was just like that. After all, who was she to ignore such detailed instructions?

The Doctor just can't be stopped sometimes; when he wants something, he wants it.

A visit to Napoleon's coronation, an alien doomsday device, and a holier-than-thou nun make for a great time for our favorite duo.

The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.

PWP. The Doctor and Rose get cozy after another crazy adventure in the TARDIS. Formerly 'What Is'

Hermione is working in Russia with the ambassador and runs into none other than Draco Malfoy at a ball. What happens next is anyone's guess. M for language and very mild smut.

The Doctor likes to tease. Payback is... sweet.

Frustrated beyond belief that they can’t get any time alone with their young daughter on board the TARDIS, the Doctor and Rose go for a holiday. Naturally they leave her with her Uncle Jack, but will they get the relief they are seeking? Nine-Rose, AU

Rose found it in a small used book store and, with effort, brought it home. Her acquisition has repercussions.

Starts in Star Crossed Lovers… and flashes back to pre-series events in each chapter. Lorelai and Luke have benefits before becoming friends with benefits. It will be about the effects of their sporadic intimacy on their growing friendship and vice-versa.

They haven’t even made it off of the couch. SpockUhura.

The one thing Rose forgot - the only thing - was that where there's truth - the Doctor actually needing to sleep, for example - there are also consequences.

Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.

Humans and Time Lords have different feelings on certain things. Part of the Glimpses series.

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

The Doctor takes Rose to a mysterious planet, but what happens next isn't what he was expecting.

One-shot. For those who wanted more of Katniss/Peeta in their "cave". LEMONY. Slightly OOC.

She, Rose Tyler, was miraculously alive, and he loved her, and even this crazy, desperate hug couldn't bring her close enough.

She's never heard a love story like this one. mirror post from LJ

He was the Doctor. He never went back, never asked a second time. But times change. Rose deserved a second chance – and so did he. He needed a hand to hold, a person to run with, and a heart to love. He needed Rose. 13/13

He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.

This was for Jessa L'Rynn Decemember 2 Challenge. The Doctor and Rose with Jack sleeping off a hangover vist a planet for the holidays, wishing to avoid any contact with a certain green planet on Earth and up dancing in more ways than one.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.

Rose gets a tattoo that has an odd effect on the Doctor. NineRose Romance that will get smutty in later chapters. 10/10

Spoilers for AWE. My take on the scene after the credits. Please enjoy!

Taken from the Preview for episode 2x14 The man in the mansion. What i want to happen, but i know won't, next episode! OneShot. BB