About Me

A girl that is not very old.

Obsessed with glitter, the avengers, horse-backriding, Loki... Anything related to Loki...

That is all you need to know.

Please check out my fanfics... I love fanfics... Reviews are fun *hint hint*

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

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What to Expect

I love to write. I write a lot, so whatever the fanfic is, it will be updated a lot! By that I mean, mostly every other day, sometimes even every day. I am extremely obsessed with the Avengers, so I'm guessing that will be mostly what I write about. But I will definitely write other stuff often, like Harry Potter (I'm planning a fic for that right now), Hunger Games (I will definitely do that soon), Once Upon a Time (my favorite TV show), Lord of the Rings (love that trilogy, just love it), Percy Jackson (love the idea of demigods, can't wait to work on something like that), and maybe Divergent. I also love the Warriors series and I am definitely, absolutely positively writing a fanfiction on that.

I LOVE YOU LOKI FANDOM!

Things You Learn From the Movies:

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel back and forth

One pair of identical twins is sinister

Good guys never run out of ammunition or ever have to reload

when you turn out the lights, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, but slightly blue

When chased to a staircase, always run upstairs rather than down

If being chased through town, you can take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade at any time of the year

Dogs always know who's bad, and park at them

A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty

It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down

There is an amazing view of the Eiffel Tower from every window in Paris

A man will show no pain taking the most horrific beating, but will wince when a woman cleans his wounds

Cars never start the first time when you're runnning away from a bad guy

You could travel for days and never have to use the bathroom

If a tapping sound or flashing light represents Morse code, there is always someone near that can decipher the message

During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once

TV news bulletins contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment

Bombs always have big, blinking, beeping timer displays

Any lock can be picked with a credit card or a paper clip

There is always a parking space directly in front of the building you are visiting

Explosions in space make noise

You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home

Haha so true.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

(Not true, most blonds I know are super smart, including me (well, I'm sorda blond) and my mom. Admittedly though, there is such thing as a dumb blond, and they can have any hair color)

This is funny. Very funny. Get it???? Lol.

If someone puts "unknown" at the end of a letter, it probably means that they didn't know how to spell anonymous.

Once a King or Queen of Narnia, always a King or Queen of Narnia.

Sticks and stones may break my bones . . . . so, please, don't throw sticks and stones. Don't throw sticks and stones!

Don't knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

I am a Female

Fe = Iron

Male = Man

Therefore I am Iron Man

19 Ways to Retain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I hope you enjoyed my burst of insanity.

I am so insane.

But not random.

CAKE!

I love the Avengers.

PM me! I don't bite! Well actually...

Bye! :)

Ok never-mind not bye.

About my fanfics:

There's a Silver Lining to Every Cloud: I am very proud of this one, actually. I edited and revised it about five times and the storyline took a lot to think of. I also am very proud of the title. It took about three hours to think of and it has lots of metaphorical meaning that some people will get and some won't. It's a one-shot about Loki and Thor (NOT THORKI NEVER EVER, THAT IS MY LEAST FAVORITE PAIRING), focusing on the fact that despite Loki's evil, Thor still loves him, and has some amount of trust in him. He is, after all his brother. And that Loki is evil, though Thor seems to not see it. It takes place after the Avengers. I would really appreciate it if you read it, and favorite and/or review because I only have one favorite and no reviews which makes me sad because I worked very hard on it.

Black as Night: A Loki fanfic. Takes place in the middle of the Thor movie and changes the outcome. In this story, both Loki and Thor were banished, but Loki after Thor did, after he found out he was a Frost Giant and he greatly disrespected his father, so much he was banished. (Obviously, this did not happen in the movie.) The story starts out from Lilly's point of view (Lilly is a Midgardian girl), and she finds a black cat with green eyes that she assumes is a stray. I think we all know who it is :) Loki wants to stay on Midgard and live there (or so she thinks) and he needs her help. It's humorous, but it does have a point. Could there be something Loki is not admitting? Is there another reason he wants to learn about Midgard and Midgardians? Read to find out. I really like reviews *hint hint* Story updated every other day or daily.

I plan to start writing a new fanfic soon! Once Upon a Time or Harry Potter, I will put a poll up soon.