Name: Just call me Insomnia

Hobbies: Some of them are really obvious, reading and writing Fanfics. I also love scuba diving and kayaking, as well as my all time fav of rocking out with my headhones. I also just love reading other peoples fanfics, so if you think you have a really good one ( or not) PM me, and I'll try to check it out. If only I reviewed for every story I read when I wasn't logged in... However, I do occasionally review under the name "Matches Malone". Points for anyone who knows who that is:D

About Me: Lets make it clear I'm human. I guess I would fall under your average plotting evil genius catagory. Well, not evil, more nefarious than anything;) Photographic memory, and I totally tunnel vision a book, comic, or movie character until I read every fact, fanfiction, and see every sketch on DeviantArt about them until I totally drop them two months later. Please tell me I am not the only one who does this, it annoys the heck out of me.

Fav Books:

The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Fall From Grace, The Fault in Our Stars, So Yesterday, The Scorpio Races, The 39 Clues, PJO, KC, Abandon, Gallagher Girls, Heist Society, The Missing series, Cherub series, Artemis Fowl, The Mysterious Benedict Society, Leviathan Triolgy, Uglies, Alex Rider, The Georges and the Jewels, Nobody's Princess & Nobody's Prize. Cold Fury, The Hunger Games, Sharp North, CRANK, Life As We Knew It. Anything by David Baldacci,and also Ellen Hopkins.

Favorite Comics:

Batman, Nightwing, Batman: A Death in the Family, Under the Red Hood: the Lost Days, Red Hood and the Outlaws, and some others.

Favoritew TV shows:

Young Justice, Teen Titans, Justice League Unlimited, Bones, Avengers Assemble. ( I'm a sucker for the older animated shows)

Favorite Movies:

Argo, The Dark Knight Triolgy, Batman Under the Red Hood, Avengers, Hunger Games, Thor.

Favorite Male Characters:

Jason Todd- the Red Hood- Robin, Richard "Dick" Grayson- Nightwing- Robin, Clint Barton-Hawkeye, Loki, and that is it. My favorite, sexy movie/comic book/cartoon characters.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile

A girl & guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, It's not. Please? It's too scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug (she gave him a hug) Guy: Can you take off my helmet; put it on yourself, it's bugging me. In the news paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die.

(If this touched you, please copy and paste onto your page.)

"Every aspiring writer has a million words of bad prose in them, and the only way to get them out is to write them."

" The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

" Actually, I don't need a moment. You can shove it."

" I like your smile, I like your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies."

" If a bomb goes off under a table, that's action. If it doesn't go off, that's suspense." - Alfred Hitchcock

"Bella Swan- the girl who could find trouble in a paper bag." ( Mine)

" Houston, you're gonna have a problem."

" Feel the Wrath of my birds, you vile filthy swine."

" True heroismis remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever the cost." Arthur Ashe

" It's all a game: play it to have fun."

" 'And we need new names. I will be Tin Man, Hulk will be Muscle Man, Thor will be Foreman, and Antman will be Antman, and Wasp will be Wo-Man.'

' Seems legit.' " You-Tube review

" This thing that men call justice, this blind snake that strikes men down in the dark, indless fury, keep your hand back from it, pass by in silence." - Maxwell Anderson

" They just don't make ancient evil like they used to." - Arsenal

" Because I'm Batman." -HISHE

" I don't own Young Justice, otherwise Nightwing would have his fingerstripes." - Fanfiction author

" Have you ever noticed how when characters try to go bad and solo, all they do is stick "red" in front of their name.

Speedy-Red Arrow

Robin- Red Hood

Kid Devil- Red Devil'

Red X is XD "

" I'm improvising. And choose between 'Jaybird' and your trachea. You can't have both." -Jason Todd to Roy Harper.

" You don't like the goatee?" Oliver Queen, Yioung Justice

" Dear Hot Chelle Rae,

Thanks for including us.

Sincerely, the White Kids."

The Royal Decree in DC Universe: "Hence forth, from this third day of December, in the year of our Batman two thousand and twelve..."

Next time, I'll add a list of must see You-Tube videos, none of which are mine -_-

For my OC in my story, The Seventh Hero:

Name: Aurora Borealis aka Aura

Age: 17 (seven months older than Percy)

Godly parent: Poseidon

Weapons: snake bracelet/celestial bronze dagger, finger length ring/ Imperial gold spear or sword.

Powers: Pretty much anything Percy can do( which is too many to list, althoug she can't call animals through the water like Percy almost did for Bessie.), as well as being able to control air currents, and electrical ones as well.

Looks: Black hair, sea eyes, skinny swimmers body. Two scars, one long one than runs the length of her right thigh, the other across the small of her back.

Extra: Well, just ask for anything about her past in a review or PM and I'll be able to answer it. Aura has a tendancy to be hard to explain.

Talents:Remebers anything she hears, although it doesn't mean she's actually paying attention to the person speaking. ADHD and all that kinda does that to you. She has a really good singing voice.

And for the record, Aura is NOT a Mary Sue. Gods forbid it. Hades, she doesn't even like most people. Now doesn't that mak a person feel all warm and welcoming? It does, doesn't it?