Yo. I'm Carrot. Some people online call me Yoshi, but if you have a problem with calling me an Asian name *koffASSMONKEYIFTRUEkoff, then call me Carrot. I come to either.

And if you're thinking "coming" in a dirty way, I will hunt you down and KILL YOU.

Not really.

Just wanted to say that for suspense.

Oh, just go away already!