Normandie M
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Joined 05-28-01, id: 73703
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Mummy, Moulin Rouge, Spider-Man, and Misc. Movies.
Bored with profile and decided to re-do it.

I'm an Australian high school student who yearns for greater things (eg. Being among the finest scholars and University lecturers...you know, being an Academic genius). I'm ambitious though reserved, outgoing but quiet. I'm also an incurable romantic and bohemian-type and am known to speak v. crude (in the grammatical sense) Latin.

I specialize in HP fanfic mainly, but I like reading other types too. As of late, I've grown badly addicted to Moulin Rouge fanfic and I have a few unfinished fics that I might upload if I can get around to finishing 'em.

Ummm, what else...I'm in love with the following men: Alan Rickman, Ian Hart, David Hyde Pierce, Alan Cumming, Richard E. Grant, John Hannah and the beloved boys of LoTR (elves! hobbits! woof woof! *cough*). And then there's my latest unhealthy obsession with Baz Luhrmann (you can thank Severa for that one).

Oh yes, my friends here. Sevvie, Iphigenia (author of Odi Et Amo and Greek and Roman academic-type. Go her!) and Threeoranges. Methinks we need a nickname for our clique...

Quotes of the moment (suspicious number of these are from Moulin Rouge, movie of the moment):

'What if he sings "The Hills are vital, intoning the descant?"'- Satie, Moulin Rouge
'Veni, vidi, nates calce concidi' (Latin for 'I came, I saw, I kicked ass)- Henry Beard
'Free the Tiger!'- Satine, Moulin Rouge (my current catchphrase)
'My Mum. A strange creature from when the gherkin was considered the height of sophistication.'- Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones' Diary
'I like him! The boy has talent! Nothing funny...I just like talent'- The Argentinean, Moulin Rouge
'Everything's going so well!'- Zidler, Moulin Rouge

Phew, better cut this off...will shower you with blessings if you read and review my fics! :-D

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Snapeology - A Series of Experiments by Elaryn reviews
A lovestruck young witch at Hogwarts develops a new field of research: "Snapeology," and goes to great lengths (or depths) in pursuit of "science." Originally written for and posted on "Severus Snape's Slytherin Society." Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 5/17/2001
Wizards Honour by Kazza reviews
Snape is facing the most terrible threat to his bachelorhood an arranged marriage. Can Snape and his 'bride', Sinistra, avoid the trap set by their relatives and the Hogwarts ghosts? Now Alternate Universe. Not OoTP or HBPcompatible
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,244 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Ravens And Doves by cattail prophetess reviews
The slashy adventures of Padma Patil.Padma meditates, only not really. Lisa becomes a bit more sympathetic, and the S.S. Firefly gets a nod. This is pretty bad, be prepared!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 12/11/2001
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by DrummerGirl reviews
Got tired of waiting for Book 5, so I wrote my own. Find out about Mrs. Figg, the new DADA teacher, Snape's past, and Voldemort's latest plot. PG-13 for violence and general creepiness. (In progress.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,008 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 4/19/2001
War of the Commentators by The Hermione Granger Fan Club reviews
The tale of how an eleven-year-old Lee Jordan became the Quidditch commentator adored by many. Contains much Weasley twins, and HEAPS of Lee. For people who liked my other fic, 'First Day'. *COMPLETED*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2002 - Published: 12/15/2001 - George W. - Complete
Odi Et Amo by Iphigenia1 reviews
Set in a pre-Harry Hogwarts(1989), our story concerns Severus Snape and his love of philosophy, his friendship with a mysterious Dr. Sylvia Oliver, a beautiful interim Divination Professor, and morning jogs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,320 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2002 - Published: 4/3/2001 - Severus S., Remus L.
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Summer Nights by sparkiE1 reviews
This story (desperately in need of a spell-check) was what got me started here. MWPP/L, along with guest appearences by Sev and a very special lady ^__~ Summer pranks on enemies can bring people together.... to say 'cheese' anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2001 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Just Some Harmless Brotherly Advice by jen3 reviews
A dialogue between Bill and Percy, concerning a very pressing subject in the magical land of Percy's love life, that takes place on Christmas. Happy holidays to all :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2000 - Percy W.
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Dulce Et Decorum Est, Pro Patria Mori reviews
[Platoon] Did Sgt. Elias leave someone behind when he want to Vietnam? A little ficlet about the girl he might've left behind.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2003
Love of Finished Years reviews
*Chapter 12 added*The sequel to 'Redemption'. What's in a name? In their first year at Hogwarts, Emmanuel and Eve Quirrell will find out. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,805 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2003 - Published: 2/9/2002
The Swings of Central Park reviews
Small piece on Norman and Emily before they were married. R/R
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2002
Return of the Prodigal Father reviews
Norman considers his son for a moment or two, in the movieverse. R/R
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2002
Bathwater reviews
A very pointless (and probably very silly) drabble I wrote from the POV movieverse!Norman, set the morning after he murdered Stromm. R/R
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2002
Magic Carpet Ride reviews
Chris Jones is headed to Woodstock '69, THE music festival of the decade. Jealousy, grooving, rock, truth, beauty, freedom and love in the decade that continues the Bohemian dream. R/R
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 5/27/2002
All By Myself reviews
Woo, I'm on a roll here! Second fic in two days. Anyway, little songfic starring Christian again. R/R
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/1/2002
Come Fly with Me reviews
A bit of fluff starring Christian singing the ol' Frank Sinatra tune. Set before 'The Show Must Go On'. R/R!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/30/2002
Truth reviews
Something I came up with in 5 minutes. My favourite Boho Satie, having a bit of a ramble, post-movie. R/R!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/4/2002
Credo tibi, Meus Magister reviews
After the final defeat of Voldemort, Snape decides to leave Hogwarts for good. In doing so, he might just find the one thing that could both redeem and ruin him. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Severus S.
Redemption (It's My Fault...) reviews
My Masterpiece on the Redemption of Professor Quirrell, aka: The DADA Professor after death. Read, review and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,173 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001
Redemption Vignettes reviews
Firstly, if you're interested, read 'Redemption' first. These are sorta 'missing scenes' from my fic. Don't forget to review as well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2002 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Severus S.
A Fool Such As I reviews
Lockhart after the second book. Talking about his life. Don\'t forget to review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2001
The Piano reviews
Draco sitting in the Leaky Cauldron reflecting on his life. Based on the D.H. Lawrence poem. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/3/2001 - Draco M.
The Snake reviews
What made Snape decide to join the good guys? Based on D.H. Lawrence's poem, this my idea of what might've happened. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2001 - Severus S.
The Journal of Dr Chamberlin reviews
Cairo 1926. The most unusual of deaths has occured, and the journal of the murdered will tell the man's story...R/R!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2001
Again reviews
Severus' graduation night. Angst and lots of musing about Lily and him on Sev's part. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2001 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Gettin' Quiddy wit it reviews
A rather silly parody of Will Smith's song. Sirius is rapping it (and looking cool while doing so!). R/R (but only if you feel like it)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2001 - Sirius B.
The Malfoys: Lucius reviews
Lucius' POV. You should read Narcissa's POV before this one. Even more angst and lots of misery on Lucius' part. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/3/2001
The Malfoys: Narcissa reviews
A pregnant Narcissa Malfoy reflects on her life with Lucius and wonders about the future. Lots of Angst. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2001