Hey guys :D I'm DauntlessProdigy4Life. #diehardfangirl

I've been on Fanfiction for literally I don't know how long, but I only made an account March of 2014. And I started posting stories. I love it so much. I also love meeting new people so PM me whenever. :D

Anyway, I hope you like what I write! Please leave a review and tell me what you think. I'd love it if you did! See you soon!

Below is all the cool stuff I've found while browsing fanfiction and other sites and I've compiled them together. ;D

Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.

—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011

In Remembrance...
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
...She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.

We found courage with Neville, we laughed with Fred and George, we were unique with Luna, we learned with Hermione, we found confidence with Ron, and we stuck until the end with Harry. Spread the word. We are the Harry Potter Generation.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestions: Defrost.
Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a toboggan: Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.
On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp.
On a box of aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
On a muffin packet: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
On a mattress: Do not attempt to swallow.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

"Don't ignore someone who you love because someday you might wake up to realize you've lost the moon while counting the stars."

"People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing everyday." -Winnie the Pooh

"I believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives on person to stand up for another." -Veronica Roth

“Perfectness is like a cookie jar that you just can’t reach.”

"If you live to be 100, I hope to live to be a 100 minus 1 day. So I never have to live without you." -Winnie the Pooh

Are you a magician? Cuz AbracaDAMN, girl.

I don't hate you. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back and leave everyone wondering how the hell you did that.

My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the eyes and said: “Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny” and walked away like a boss.

“WHY?!” “BECAUSE I SAID SO!” Good one mom, you should be a lawyer.

Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy marshmallows, which is kind of the same thing.

Cashier: Have a nice day!
Me: Don’t tell me what to do.

Cinderella Walked On Broken Glass,

Sleeping Beauty Let A Whole Lifetime Pass,

Belle Fell In Love With A Hideous Beast,

Jasmine Married A Common Thief,

Ariel Walked On Land For Love and Life,

Snow White Barely Escaped A Knife,

It Was All About Blood, Sweat And Tears,

Because Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears.

Okay, you're at the bottom! My stories are below, I hope you like them! :) Have fun reading!