Pairing: Draco/Harry. Sub-pairing: Hermione/Ron. Hermione is tired of the hectic life she lives in the wizarding world. She decides to open a muggle café to put her mind at ease. But what happens when an unexpected face from the past asks for a job? And how will this benefit Harry's life that's already been turned upside down by drink and divorce? Not to mention children! R&R!

After his trial Malfoy's informed Voldemort promised the werewolf Greyback him in payment. For his own protection at school he's assigned his own auror bodyguard. Because Harry testified at Malfoy's trial he thinks its his duty to make sure he's fine, and friendship spawns from it and maybe more. He has a bad feeling about the auror who was assigned.

The Ministry gives Sirius one chance at freedom. He'll finally be able to be the father Harry never had. But there's a catch. To get that he must do the unthinkable. Marry his worst enemy, Severus Snape. Can he bear it, even if it is for Harry's sake? {SLASH, crackfic}