FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK) Elhini Prime (USA) Darion Prime (UK)

I am a confident guy who enjoys reading and writing books and i hope that anyone who reads the stories i put up will then comment and review them properly and respectfully and then tell me what i need to stop doing and what i need to improve.

I have 2 dogs and they are just that awesome, they are so funny as well. I also have had many other animals that have either died [Sadly :( ] or have been given to others as gifts (my cousin wanted rabbits when she was 7 so we gave her ours).

I have a huge collection of books, my favorites being; Skulduggery Pleasant (not read the one after the death bringer ): ), H.I.V.E (Looking forward to the newest one! :D ), the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon) and the GONE series.

I love films mainly ones concerning sci fi or fantasy or even adventure. My favourites will probably be: Transformers (G1 Film), Transformers (All Three Live Action Films) and The Fast and The Furious (All Six Films)

My fave music would have to be film or game OSTs, (Yeah i know kinda sad) but they have so much epic soring and it just sounds epic. other than that probably Rock like RHCP or Foo fighters, Def Leppard, AC/DC, Iron Maiden and maybe some Metallica, 12 Stones, Joe Satriani, Jeff Williams (Red vs Blue OSTs).

Favourite TV shows: Tf Prime (OMG :D), Tf Animated (Its so stupid and out of context which makes it fun to watch), Doctor Who and Arrow

Favourite Anime shows: I.S Infinite Stratos, Highschool DXD, Highschool Of The Dead.

Favourite Web series: Red vs Blue (Roosterteeth), Rise Of The Spartans (Arbiter617)

Favourite Games would be Halo Reach (Halo 4 is scrap), NFS (apart from Pro street and The run and shift and shift 2), Skyrim, TF WFC, TF FOC, ME1, ME2, ME3, Halo 3, AC, AC2, ACB, ACR, AC3, Crackdown, Fable 2(fable 3 was alright), GTA IV and SR2, SR3

Quotes of Uber-ishness:

"NO SACRIFICE, NO VICTORY!"

"A true warrior fights every battle, and stands up for what they believe in, even when the odds are against them."

"I have learned through personal experience that life places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight!"

"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."

"In any war, there are calms between the storms. There will be days when we lose faith, days when our allies turn against us."

"Never mourn the past, young warrior."

"Bulkhead, I NEEDED THAT!"

"Stupidity is fine! If I can't win with ability, I'll excel through stupidity!"

"I'm not strong. I'm really weak. If I were strong...I'd be strong because I want to become strong. Once I'm strong, there are things I'd like to do."

I've got half a mind to kill you... and the other half agrees."

"Time line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!"

If I was a Transformer: Autobot:

What would I be called? Darion Prime (duh)

What colour scheme would I have? Bright Royal Blue with Lava Red Highlights

What Armaments would have? I would have a Sniper Rifle and a general Ionic Rifle.

What CQC weapons would I have? Saber like weapon and a Giant Two handed Battle Axe (Imagine the Forge of Solus Prime but an Axe)

What position would I take? The farthest back, so i could "drop them tangos like trash!" with the sniper, or close quarters if needed

What vehicle would I have as an alternate form? Probably something similar to the Halo 3 Pelican or maybe a similar alt mode to Ultra Magnus (Animated)

Would I take orders or give them? I would probably be a SIC (Second In Command)

How would I act outside of Battle? I would be a friend and be there when my friends need me the most (a general all round good guy)

What would be my ultimate goal? To achieve Peace among the Infinite areas of space, and live long enough to see it succeed

If I was a Transformer: Decepticon:

What would I be called? Archaion, Lord of Energy.s

What colour scheme would I have? Orange with Dark Blue Underlining Stripes.

What Armaments would have? I would have a Fusion Cannon (Underslung, like TF Prime Dreadwing's) and an Energon Assault Rifle (detachable)

What CQC weapons would I have? I would have my Fists and an Energon Shotgun. (Still counts as CQC due to it's terrible long range capabilities)

What position would I take? Leader and Warrior of one of Lord Megatron's most trusted soldiers.

What vehicle would I have as an alternate form? I would choose a military missile launching APC.

Would I take orders or give them? I would probably be one of Megatron's most trusted warrior's and have my own ship and crew.

How would I act outside of Battle? Like a warrior should, waiting for the next battle.

What would be my ultimate goal? To destroy Rodimus Prime (original) for destroying my previous body.

Ten Funny things that I want to see in Transformers:

1. Soundwave (Transformers Prime) I want to see Soundwave playing the movie O.S.T on his Face/Screen.

2. Blitzwing (Transformers Animated) I want to see Blitzwing dancing to Soundwave playing the O.S.T.

3. Starscream (Movie and Animated) I want to see an animated version of the Moive character so i can shout "It's the Dorito of Doom!"

4. Optimus Prime (Any) I want to see him deal with a squeaky voice. (why not?)

5. Ultra Magnus and Smokescreen (Transformers Prime) I want to see Ultra Magnus hit Smokescreen on the head with his fist after Smokescreen makes a funny comment on something.

6. Ratchet (Transformers Prime and Transformers Animated) I want to see if the grumpy "Doc bot" can get along with himself.

7. Bumblebee and Knockout (Transformers Prime) I want to see Bumblebee do the Hulk punch (From the Avengers with Thor) to Knockout.

8. Cliffjumper (Transformers Prime (Pre-Terrorcon State)) I want to see Cliffjumper sing the Witch Doctor. (Insert Bulkhead, Wheeljack and Bumblebee facepalming)

9. Hotshot (Transformers Armada) I want to see him B*hslap Armada Sideswipe.

10. Everyone (Transformers Prime) I want to see them do the official Gangnam Style dance. (Can't a guy dream of Comedy?)

I also enjoy the idea of Magecraft (Not magic, two different ideals)

I am a Battle Mage First Class with a Psychological reference to Wordsmithing

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm GOOD WITH MY HANDS so I MUST be lesbian.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a SCENE, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I am NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Girls only)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Guys only)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be uncool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND/ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (Some people do...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Does a girl wearing pants count as crossdressing????)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be insane.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS/ANIME, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't talk SLANG so there MUST be something wrong with me.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I like ROLE PLAYING so I MUST have a problem with reality.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm a NERD so I MUST wear thick framed glasses and snort when I laugh.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I have RED HAIR so I MUST have a HORRIBLE TEMPER.
I'm in CHOIR so I MUST not have a life.
I live in the COUNTRY so I MUST listen to country music and spit in a spittoon.

I have read the works of Elhini Prime (As mentioned in the Fanfiction - United Nations) (She is an amazing Authoress)

Yours Truly, Darion Prime