A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. FINALLY UPDATED 8/29/17 SORRY I KNOW I'M THE WORST.

Secrets. Affairs. Paparazzi. Escapes. Manhattan, Brooklyn, the Upper East Side. Hidden hotels. Penthouses. Meddlesome parents. Scheming colleagues. Money. Riches. Welcome to the world of corporate scandals. Percabeth Workplace AU.

A Son of Apollo and a Daughter of Poseidon. Hated each other from the moment they met. Would they suddenly find a person whom they could be more than friends with in each other? "You know, a guy and a girl can't stay in a cabin alone." "What makes you think I want to be locked in with you here?" "Because I'm handsome and a Son of Apollo." "Arrogant douche."

Katie counted 12 flaws... Travis couldn't even see one. Katie knows she's not perfect, she sees all of her flaws. To Travis, she couldn't be anymore wrong. COMPLETED.

She loves to read about drama. A lot. Her brother says she doesn't have a social life. Unfortunately, he's right. When her brother locks her out of their cabin, she finds herself with the Son of Hades. Well...her brother wanted her to make friends, right?

'He's too thin and too pale. The torn aviator's jacket he's had since he was ten hangs off him.' The Giant war is over and Nico di Angelo is once again an outcast.

Hello. My name is Oliver Wood. Welcome to Quidditch practice, although I hear the twins call it Boot Camp. Fitting name, don'tcha think? You can call me the Quidditch Nazi. I promise you: you don't play my my rules, and I'll make your life a living hell.

The characters give advice to their eleven year old selves in the form of letters.

My Pain Of Heart is an all girls punk band, and they go on tour with Black Veil Brides. Tidal, their lead singer, and Andy Six develop a relationship over the tour, and they face romance, heartbreak, drama, and many visits to McDonald's.

This was their golden age. On the run, no looking back, just fighting to get through each day- but it was a worthwhile fight. They were facing monsters and myths, going up against their greatest fears, and random adventures every single day. This would be what they'd look back on years later, and yearn for. This is 101 snap-shots from the lives of Thalia Grace and Luke Castellan.

Luke and Thalia: Their story begins on a bus, and it never really ends.

Sadie needs to blow off some steam. So naturally she goes to yell at Anubis. But it isn't Anubis who she finds lurking at the graveyard... PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE READ OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. just kidding.

There are people who belong together. It's useless to deny it. Like my mother and father. Like Teddy and Vicky. Not only did I believe I wasn't one of those people, I was not ready for who fate had picked for me. I'll give you one guess as to who. R/S

Luke and Thalia take a day off at the mall and decide to spend it "ranking" people on how...ehem...bedable they are. Hilarity ensues. Major Thuke. Third oneshot: A Drunk Luke is on a mission: to touch Thalia's boobs by the end of the night. R&R

Draco is eating breakfast one morning when he picks up a green apple and realizes that she's everything he's been missing. My attempt at Drapple

Finding family in the most unlikely situations. But hey, that's what being a demigod is about. Chapter Three: The only way Percy can get Athena's blessing is to outsmart her. Mild Percabeth.

"Are you insane?" He smiles in what he hopes is a charming way, "Only from loving you."' As Ron Weasley is about to find out, proposing can be a very messy business.

Where do green-eyed male drug addicts and blonde girls who cut themselves meet and fall in love? That's right. In a mental hospital.

"Will you be my girlfriend?" "Excuse me?" "What I meant to say is 'fake' girlfriend."

Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.

Because being the weapons of the saviors of Olympus isn't easy. WARNING: Crack-fic.

I, Annabeth Chase, am totally and completely in love and occasionally in lust... with Perseus Jackson. Now Chiron's forcing us to go to high school! And the gods are here too? Note to self:Don't accidentally hit on Poseidon because he looks like Percy.

Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"

My name is Nico di Angelo. And I'm gonna teach you how to be badass. T for excessive use of the word "badass."

After World War Two the Big Three agreed that it was the fault of the seductive nature of women that started the war. This made all female demigods inferior to males. Now Thalia and her girls must infiltate Camp Half-Blood to get revenge. T for fun.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own NICO DI ANGELO unit! This manual was made in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials. Based on LolliDictator's manuals.

Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Unfortunately for him, the other gods keep stealing it to play these strangely addicting mortal games. T...just for fun.

"My shadow's the only that walks beside me, my shallow heart's the only thing that's beating, sometimes I wish someone out there will find me, 'til then I walk alone..." Songfic on Nico di Angelo's life; based on "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day.

Madeline fic. Years later, after everyone has up and gone, Madeline writes a letter to her favorite boy next door.

They're too different, it would never work between them.

"Again with the shut up comment. If the two of them ever have kids, I'm never going to be able to talk again." Conner's POV on Travis and Katie's relationship. Travis/Katie

Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot

No matter what you think or what my brothers and sisters say, I know that I do not even slightly have a teeny, tiny, little crush on Travis Stoll. It's not possible. Travis/Katie fic! One shot!

Madeline is sixteen and things are changing... "C'est la vie. People fall in love." MadelinexPepito ficlet.

Step One: Insult. Step Two: Anger. Step Three: Name-Calling. Step Four: Attempt to walk away. Step Five: Coward. Step Six: More Insults. Step Seven: Hexes. Rose/Scorpius oneshot

Dwayne AKA "Silent Bob" Gets coffee. But any fool can tell he's lonely... Oneshot, Dwayne/ OC. Not exactly fluffy but... Oh just read!

Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ '“You have to kiss me. You know, because I am so distraught." “Yes,” she remarked. “You look absolutely heartbroken.”'

Rose & Scorpius get the talk from varying sources. Awkward. One-off.

I could never let my nose out of a book. I'd always hide myself when she came by.

Oneshot RoseScorpius/ It became a competition between them, fighting to arrive before the other in an effort to snag that booth in the corner.

Yes, I know this isn't TV COMMERICALS. But hey, what is more annoying than Billy Mays preaching about OxyClean? Well, it's internet pop-up ads. Welcome to my inner monologue of pop-up ads everyday when I log into fanfiction and other sites.

Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.

“Well, obviously.” said James, rolling his eyes as he got onto the train. “Me and you are Friends to the Death, remember that pact in first year? Nothing’s ever going to split up the Marauders.” Sirius' POV, Flashbacky oneshot. NOT SLASH!