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Author has written 11 stories for Vampire Princess Miyu, Wheel of Time, and X-Men: Evolution. I am so ashamed. People made me do this |
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To Live To Suffer by Raphaella reviews
He's found beaten and barely alive, yet no one knows why. Hopefully their questions will be answered when and if Kurt recovers.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,156 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Of Beast And Blade by Scribbler reviews
[AU] In a distant realm where sword and sorcery rule, unlikely heroes have been chosen to save their world. [Ch20: Ororo finally shows her true colours. Meanwhile, Tabby's dramatic appearance in the fight against Sabertooth may be a double edged sword]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 255,455 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002
La Vista Ajena by Kurt reviews
Chapter 19 up! Yes, I'm alive. Clarice Starling tangles with Dr. Lecter's daughter a second time. Sequel to 'Like Father, Like Daughter'.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,845 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 4/20/2003
Kyrie Eleison by Jemppy reviews
Sometimes all someone wants is to be normal. Kurt, Lance, and Scott find out the hard way that things aren't always normal when you're a mutant. (For those who ACTUALLY remember this, I updated! finally)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,022 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003
Alternate Strings by Kurt reviews
An 'alternate sequel' to Daddy's Girl. Clarice Starling escaped the GD eleven years ago with her daughter now her peace is threatened. If you haven't read Daddy's Girl, you might want to.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,941 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete
A Brave New XWorld by NightElfCrawler reviews
Chapter Five: Kitty takes a tour with Victor Creed. An AU. What if mutants were the undesirables, thrown out to die from a 'perfect' society? Well, they're sick of it, and about to
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 4/5/2003
The Lonely Ones by amber-goddess reviews
(A fic where Rogue and Kurt have discovered that they are siblings) Chap 24 - Mystique finally brings her plan into action, piting the Brotherhood and the X-Men against each other...with Kurt and Rogue on opposite sides...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,802 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Screwed Up and Thrown Away by Yma reviews
Shortly after Tabby's departure, Kurt recives a letter from her detailing her thoughts.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2003
Emotional Trauma by Antigone1 reviews
Kurt is suffering with the idea that he is not loved and not worth anything...I now know what is gonna happen, it's gonna be extremely plot twisty=)well, maybe not that much, but still lol...sequel to Fuzzy Feelings, but I think you can read this alone.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2001 - Published: 6/6/2001
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Don't look at me in that tone of voice reviews
I neither know nor care if this has been done before. Aiieee! Mysterious forces are causing Jean to project wildly, affecting and being affected by the more....base emotions of those around her. Fun fun fun, rated for language. What'll she DO?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/7/2003
Randland! reviews
A rather AU telling of the WoT crew's jaunt off to Randland, the world's most disturbing theme park, in the modern day world, complete with 7-11 pitstops and modern guides. Fun fun fun on the way. Quite possibly the most twisted WoT story ever. READ ME!!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Complete
Bloody Closure reviews
For those who've read Let's All Kill Himiko or just for those who hate the...vulgar word derived from female dog...this is the story for YOU! You want to see her die? GOOD! Witness her vacuum-like mental skill! Revel in her demise! LEAVE FLAMING POOBAGS!
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/11/2002
What's That Smell? reviews
You'd think after being sealed in a cube since before Skippits were cool, you'd have pressing hygiene issues, wouldn't you? A take on Miyu's reuinion with her parents. This chapter's a little naked for those of you who are too young for that sorta thing
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002
A short burst of complete idiocy reviews
Possibly the single most disturbing(and short) entry I've ever submitted. A peek into the Mind O' Larva. Only those who want their brain to wriggle down their spine and try to eat their neck out to block out the raging horror should read this.
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2002
Let's All Kill Himiko! reviews
The most demented take on the OAVs and manga ever to exist gets another arse-reaming in chapter form, to keep my minimal audience happy and to successfully secure myself a place in Hell. I realize now that I have no purpose in life. You do. To read this!
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,712 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 9/16/2001
For that special someone reviews
What makes Larva sweat? Miyu walks in on him and finds out. Because the boy's gotta take off his cloak sooner or later....
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2002
Red by Night, Cellophane by Day reviews
My take on the origins of a particular unnamed character in VPM: I've FINISHED! The mysterious character whose origins I've speculated on is REVEALED! For those who love PEEPS/hate Shiina/Love me. The last has not been evaluated by the Food&Drug Admin.
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001
Burn Baby, Burn reviews
Three year old Carlua is burning with a surprisingly mature desire for her COUSIN!!! AUUGHHH and gives him a sending-off he'll try his gorgeous best to forget
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/1/2001
Stranger by Night reviews
Larva doing all the things you wouldn't expect him to. Rated PG for brief toilet humor (what?!? Larva's gotta pee too)
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2001 - Published: 6/14/2001
Let's Hear it for Not Wiping reviews
Do as I say, not as I do
Vampire Princess Miyu - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/4/2001