When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins as he embarks upon a marriage that is, for all intents and purposes, only for show, whilst he trains in a new magic that he soon discovers an affinity for. HP/SS EWE

Collection of ficlets, drabbles, one-sentence drabbles and future fic previews. Some sweet, some sad, some silly, but all short and all KakaNaru and/or NaruKaka. #29: Perception. "Sensei, you're doing it again." "Doing what, Naruto?" Kakashi blinked, then realised he had been keeping his left eye closed out of habit.

I once heard that all the Devil Fruits are the Sea Devil's incarnations If you eat one you'll gain a special ability but the sea will forever curse you by taking away the ability to swim except one girl who she's a Devil user and ABLE to swim. FemLuffy. Rewritten.

Reid finds out how possessive Hotch can be after Morgan puts his hands on him at a club during an undercover operation. Just an excuse to put the BAU in clubwear, not to be taken seriously. Hotch x Reid

Luffy discovers something he can't quite explain, he and doesn't know how to deal with it. Luffy's POV, rated T for cursing.

ZoroxLuffy. As captain and crew journey through their many adventures, we'll be taking peeks into the little moments that pop up in Luffy and Zoro's lives. There will be a little love, a bit of worry, a dash of anger and frustration, and a whole lot of drama and excitement as these two find their crewmates and find places in each other's hearts. Fluff and other good stuff!

Follow this crazy wedding planned Gerita based story includes yaoi (boyxboy) Pairs:GerIta,Spamano,FrUk,PruCan,RoChu,SuFin,DeNor , AusHun and many more. Rated M for future smut.

Zoro had never thought that going out with Luffy would be easy. But that knowledge had not prepared him to meet a senile old marine, an ex-mercenary, a half-drunk traveling salesman, a fireman with a questionable skillset, a shady government agent, and an even shadier sociopath. Zolu.

Reid needs to try and forget about Maeve. Through friends and work he is able to. Meanwhile JJ is struggling when her marriage with Will comes to an end. Will they be there to comfort each other? Eventually Reid/JJ. Complete.

Supernatural-seeing Zoro and his Medium sister Perona stumble upon a group of five Demons in the middle of a thunderstorm. How did they get there? Was it someones intention all along? And to top it off, one of the Demons has taken a strong liking to Zoro. This can't possibly end bad, right? (crappy summary, sry!) ZoLu, Yaoi! More info inside... *ON HIATUS FOR RIGHT NOW*

Gilbert would do just about anything to see Ludwig in a uniform, including dressing in one himself. So when the opportunities came, he couldn't let them slip past. Pure crack and uniform fetish. Germancest. Now with extra chapters.

Harry gets a unique opportunity to get to know Severus Snape. Who knew Snape would turn out to be a cat person? 8th year at Hogwarts, Snape!lives, animagus fic, rated M for later scenes of slash.

Zoro really doesn't want to talk about Thriller Bark and he can't think of a single good reason for why that is. So, altogether, this whole royally screwed up situation doesn't make much sense. Because Luffy sure as hell doesn't want to talk about Marine Ford either.

Disclaimer: I don't own HP, JKR does. Harry has Dissociative Identity Disorder. This may have gone well...until he ends up Sorted into Slytherin.

Reid is put on undercover alone, something he's never done before. He's sent after the most dangerous criminal bosses of all times in hopes to bring the man to trust him and fall for him, then get the right evidence to bring him in. But then Reid finds himself falling for the man, too. Will he do the right thing or will he become the next target?[Reid/Hotch, UnSub!Hotch, AU] HIATUS

CCOAC Halloween Challenge - Alpha Werewolf Aaron Hotchner is far from pleased when Spencer Reid joins the team... The presence of the young werewolf is not welcome... but when Hotch learns that Spencer Reid was raised by a human mother after being abandoned by his werewolf father, he takes him under his wing. And perhaps he has found more than a friend in the younger wolf...

"I will reduce the whole worlds Snakes to a minimum level and keep it at that level for two thousands years. In exchange..." the Devil touched slightly at Luffys cheek. Luffy shivered at the touch, it was ice cold. "I take your life". Zoro lost Luffy but knows who took him. Now he haunts after him to take back Luffy. With the ability to see Hell, he search to wake up God. AU ZoLu.

After Steve's run-in with a stray dog, Tony starts to notice some changes in the good captain...

Rossi convinces Hotch to visit a brothel for a night of pleasure and indulgence, what he gets is Spencer Reid.

Reid likes Hotch. And Hotch doesn't have a clue. At least that's what Reid thought.

After playing truth or dare, Luffy starts to act a bit weird, especially towards Zoro. The swordsman is determined to find out why. ZoroxLuffy, light at first, but it will get better (:

In a future world, where staying alive is a new challenge every day, Gilbert lives in hiding with his brother, Ludwig. When Ludwig is taken by the Neros, Gilbert will do anything to get him back, whatever the cost. But, in a world where everything has been taken, and the people don't have a hero, where will Gilbert's determination lead him? Rated T just to be safe.

Sometimes we miss the things that are right in front of our eyes. One night, in the small hours of the morning, Tony finds himself having to comfort a sad and lonely Steve, with nothing but whiskey to help him. Neither of them could have predicted the aftermath. Light romance turned plot-heavy epic; w/ fluff, laughs, angst, & smut. Cover by Amanda, -andrews . tumblr . com!

Germany was glad Italy couldn't see the blush that was spreading across his pale cheeks. He placed his arms around the smaller man in an awkward hug. "I could never forget you Italy…" Germany's going through some changes... Can he and Italy make it through them?

Vampire/werewolf AU. The BAU members are all supernatural creatures on two sides of a war. Poor, clueless human Spencer gets caught in the middle. Slash H/R

Crew members' and other people's first encounters with Zoro and Luffy's strange and slightly complicated relationship... ZoLu or LuZo; spoilers up to and including current events; rated T to M for language; some chapters may contain sex.

Sherlock and John go on holiday. Sequel to 'The Last Drop' and 'The Temper Between'

KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto

Sam and Dean fall victim to a curse that amps up their affection for each other beyond its normal boundaries. Much awkwardness ensues. Warnings: very mild wincest and a half-ton of schmoop.

The BAU team are having a strange case in Nashville. Reid and Hotch are trying to make their relationship move farther. ( bad summary but the story will be better)

When Kakashi realizes that Naruto has been especially protective of him recently, he decides to find out why. Post-timeskip KakaNaru. Fluffy fluff fluff.

When Snape needs help in brewing a parseltongue translating potion he turns to the only non-evil parselmouth he knows... Harry Potter. Who unfortunately is not known for his potions skills. Contains bad language.

Following the story line of One Piece, this is what happens between the love birds (ZoroxLuffy/LuffyxZoro/ZoLu) behind the scenes! Yaoi/BoyxBoy/Lemons!

Things were perfect for them. They had finally said yes, joined by vows they swore to each other and two perfect rings now permanently on their hands. Italy moved in with Germany and finally lived the life they wanted. Italy still craved though one more thing from his lover, and his mind didn't seem to be dropping it anytime soon….

Spinoff of the Let Me In Series - Spencer Reid is blasted by an experimental machine, which reverses time for him... he's a helpless newborn. It is discovered that he will age again at a rate of approximately 1 year's worth per day. But someone will need to care for him while he ages again. Aaron Hotchner volunteers. Will be 25 chapters

Feliciano and his friends go to one of the biggest parties of the year at Francis's house, where he hears singing. He follows it to a meadow where a handsome man stands. Before he even knew it, his life changed forever.

Meet tomboy Feliciano Vargas, the one whom was sentenced to Bentalia's prison for a crime that was pinned on him. Meet Ludwig Beilschmidt, a violent German who's view on the Italian isn't so friendly at first. The problem: Feliciano is a cross-dresser in a prison full of crazy rapists, pedophiles, and murderers that are about to be set loose. Fem! ItalyxGermany, and other pairings.

This is a collection of one shots that I wrote and couldn't be bothered turning into seperate stories, so I just slammed em all together. Enjoy. I am trying to get to a hundred! Rating has gone up... just in case. lol.

The following is a roleplay I had with a close friend Its a yaoi/smut threesome(as you've probably guessed by the title) between Germany, Italy, and Prussia, and also contains Omorashi(If you don't know what it is, you should probably look it up before reading this.)

The thing is, Zoro wants to sleep. But Luffy has other things in mind. ZoLu. Post Time-Skip.

Gilbert's doing some paperwork and finds using Ludwig's glasses helps him focus. Ludwig comes home and sees his brother working with his glasses on and can't help but get turned on. For once, Gilbert doesn't want to have sex and wants to work but Ludwig keeps pressuring him. De-anon from the Kink-meme, original title: Overcoming Sensual Deprivation.

A prompt from tumblr: Spencer loses his virginity to Hotch.

Sam and Dean have been fighting, and the tension is high between them, so Sam decides to make his brother come around. Spoiler alert: it works. 100% pure smut, with a side dish of smut.

AU Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid are soldiers at war. Lying in a pool of his own blood, Derek sees Spencer and a connection is made.

Ever since entering the New World, Luffy and Zoro never seemed to get there time together if you know what I mean. May contain spoilers for some. Viewer discression is advised. ZoLu

Luffy was getting bored and wants to entertain himself, so he asked Zoro "let's play a game." How does Zoro respond to his captain? This is a boyxboy story so if you don't like it you don't have to read it. But I hope you enjoy it, this my first ZoLu fanfic.

Spencer doesn't know what to think when it first happens, but he soon finds himself in a unique situation as he starts to fall in love with Aaron Hotchner.

Luffy gets bored one summer day and desides well lets act like a child for a few minutes and see what it gets me rated T or M maybe for later chapters

Aaron finds it difficult to fall asleep and Spencer becomes annoyed with him. H/R Established Relationship. One-Shot.

AU: The team are high school students. Includes bullying of a young student and teenage promiscuity, profanity and drug/alcohol use. Will be rated M in future chapters. Multiple pairings but central HotchxReid. REVIEW PLEASE! :

Zoro & Luffy and their Abnormal Relationship. Zoro gets away with blue murder testing Luffy's patience by seeing how far over the edge Zoro can push him. Love eventually becomes a bad habit. Story occurs in the One piece story after two year time-skip.

When Reid is injected with a strange substance by a unsub it looks like he is going to get a second chance at having a proper childhood. De-aged Reid, possibility of future slash.

Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.

Okay, so I was dared to write a Tony/Steve slash fiction where they played Seven Minute in Heaven... so here you go. -E

Umbridge goes too far with the blood quill and it results in a trip to the infirmary, better instruction, a TA position, and falling in love for Harry Potter. Growing up is never easy, especially for The Boy Who Lived.

To Aaron, meeting Spencer's NA Sponsor doesn't seem too bad. To Spencer, it's terrifying. Fifth in 'Learning To' series, set after 'Learning To Trust'. Established relationship.

Not that he's jealous. But sometimes, Zoro wonders if Luffy cares specifically for him or if he just happened to be the first of the crew to tumble the captain into bed. Zoro/Luffy, COMPLETE

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

Hotch gets sick, and it's time someone took care of him.

Morgan wants Reid, but he's oblivious; Strauss gets the wrong idea and Rossi sees an opportunity. Mega-fluffy Valentine Challenge fic.

Reid is ordered to seduce Hotch so Hotch loses his position as Unit Chief but Reid falls in love with Hotch in the process. Written for hotchxreid promptmeme on LJ.

The team gets very drunk... very, very, very drunk. Reid asks Hotch to dance and that is when hell breaks loose. Yaoi Gay Hotch/Reid slash Aaron/Spencer Drunk Dancing! Please Reid and review :P - see what I did there?

Reid has been missing for four days. The team is going crazy trying to find him. What happens when Reid randomly shows up in the office with no memory of where he has been. Hotch/Reid est. relationship. Rated for later chapters.

Spencer is trying to deal with his feelings for Hotch, but when the team arrives in Vegas on a case, he finds himself forced to deal with a tradegy from his past. Once Hotch gets involved, both he and Spencer are in danger when they are kidnapped. R&R!

ZoLu hard YAOI. Luffy is being careless about falling overboard, much to Zoro's worry. But when Merry gets caught in a reef of corals, Luffy doesn't realize that deadly creatures hunt in reefs at night. Zoro's about to get the scare of his life.

CCOAC Christmas Fic Gift Exchange, and fourth in 'Learning to' series. It's that time of year again, only this time Aaron has more than a four year old child, and various relatives to please. One bad gift can't wreck a relationship, right? H/R

Reid won't say he's in love, Garcia will make him even if it mean embarrassing in front of a "Chocolate Muffin". Reid/Hotch FLUFF! Cute

Zoro eats a strange fruit that temporairly turns him into a merman, during this time, Luffy helps him out and falls in love with the swordsman somewhere along the way MERMAN!ZORO and in later chapters: LEMONS! YAOI! LUZO/ZOLU! reviews apprieciated 3

There were some things about Hotch and Reid that Morgan did *not* need to know about. Matching tattoos was one of them. Hotch/Reid slash from Morgan's POV

Hotch and Reid make some self discoveries while sharing a room while on a case in Alaska. Fits into the episode "Exit Wounds". Warning: slash

The Prank Wars continue. How far will Morgan and Reid go? DIRECT SPOILER TO 7xO4 "PAINLESS" PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED! This has a potential of continuing...also Pre-slash to slash if you ask. Thank you for your time.

From all the pranks Luffy has pulled on his first mate, Zoro gets sweet revenge. Rated M for a reason. Tastes stongly of lemon. ZoLu fanfic

Hotch is straight, Reid knows that. He loves him enough to want him to be happy. Sometimes, Cupid just needs a little push. Hotch/Reid slash, some language, meddling!Rossi. Way fluffy. Don't forget CM Profiler's Choice Awards!

When Aaron heard the words "I want to meet your mother," he knew he shouldn't have been surprised. Second part of 'Learning To' series. H/R established. Slight mentions of child abuse.

Spencer Reid was struggling, they glanced at it sometimes, distancing themselves, and waiting for it to pass. But that never meant that no one was watching.

Reid was not the first man Aaron had been attracted to, but he is the first one he wanted for more than a jaunt in between the sheets. He wanted him for seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years. ONESHOT. SR/AH

Reid confessed his love to Hotch weeks ago...but Hotch thinks it was all a dream! But that's not the worst of Reid's problems. What happens when a beautiful English blonde enters the picture claiming to be Hotch's girlfriend? - Reid/Hotch; sequel to Elementary Love.

Hotch/Reid. Contains spoilers for Season 6.

What happens when Zoro suddenly turns into a Neko? Utter and complete chaos, Zoro can't stand anything cats like.. ! SANJI STOP TEASING ZORO WITH CATNIP! cute fluff romance, part of a contest, please R&R, chapter 4 on way. Yaoi: parings: ZoLu and SanZo

Let Me In: 29 - The girls get it into their heads that Reid needs help planning his and Hotch's wedding, and they decide to give their help, whether Reid wants it or not. Just a silly little one shot.

The last thing Hotch wanted to hear at three in the afternoon was Reid's insatiable curiosity about a sex toy still in its box. -Pre-series, non slash.

Reid's in love! While the team tries to figure out who the "lucky lady" is, they take a case in which the victimology makes Reid a target. When he allows himself to be abducted to protect Hotch, will the team be able to save him? - Reid/Hotch

Super-short ficlet in which Hotch and Reid are, well, caught. Slash,language and sexual references. Based on a scene from the movie, "Howl."

Strauss finds out about Hotch and Reid's relationship and the events that follow will try them both in more ways than one.

Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?

Tonight's dinner is to be followed by live entertainment... LuZo and ZoLu; spoilers for Ch490 and earlier.

A group of HotchXReid ficlets based on songs. Open for anyone to use as brain food or prompts PLEASE read authors note-there is a full summary there, my friends! Mentions of drug use, sex non-explicit , etc etc.

On the way back from a case, Spencer thinks he has discovered a new case. ONESHOT Reid-centric Mentions of Hotch X Reid, Mentions of Rape and violence, Twilight-bashing. Un-Beta'd

Hotch and Reid have been able to keep their relationship a secret for months but when a case has them posing as a couple will the secret last?

What begins as a happy reunion, because everyone is accounted for and more-or-less in one piece, unexpectedly turns awkward as hell... LuZo/ZoLu; spoilers for Ch598 and earlier. Warnings for language/sex.

A quiet weekend leads to some naughty goings on-and a happy realization-for Spencer and Hotch. Set after "100." Established relationship. Warnings: slash, sex, and language! And, fluff. One shot.

Ficlet - Reid attempts to string the Christmas lights on the Christmas tree. Not all goes as planned. Hotch/Reid, established relationship.

Zoro's a vampire, Luffy's the slayer, thing's aren't always as simple as good and bad now are they?

"Love and peace are eternal". After a one night stand, how are Hotch and Reid going to cope with the sexual tension? Will it all become too much? SLASH hints. Rated T to be safe.

"Kiss number one for a full five seconds with tongue action." The crew looked between Zoro and Luffy as they gaped. every pairing you can think of that comes with the straw crew XD For a sippy contest Lolly san gave her guild and I thought it was cute RR

L: "You had to be mine. My swordsman. My nakama. My first. My Zoro." Z: "Then I'm yours, Captain." A collection of LuZo one shots. Lemony goodness inside. Yaoi-haters, consider yourself warned.

Nico Robin joins the Straw Hat crew after the defeat of Crocodile. Luffy's all for another crew member but Zoro couldn't care less. Now the captain has to find a way to please his first-mate to make everything right again, even accept the consequences.

Hotch and Reid take Jack to the beach. Established H/R implied. Please R & R!

Let Me In: 15 - A case gives Hotch and Reid 'ideas'... and the experimenting with their intimacy begins with a new form of getting into the mood... A Lion hunts his Gazelle in the dark... Adult themes!

Garcia thinks making Reid an item in her charity auction will give his confidence with women a boost. She's wrong. Hotch/Reid slash, extreme fluffiness.

Naruto has returned after his three year training trip! See how people react and see how a certain Silver-haired man deals. YAOI KakaNaruKaka Pls Review

Let Me In: 11 - Reid wakes up with a bit of a 'problem' and plans to take a cold shower to help. Hotch has other ideas...

REQUEST FROM EMRI-MAY-When hotel room key cards get mixed up, Hotch finds himself walking in on Morgan and Reid engaged in unexpected activities. But even more unexpected, Morgan talks Hotch into joining in... and it wasn't hard to do so, either. H/M/R

Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it's Garcia's dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! H/R Fluff

Spencer's ex shows up to humiliate him in front of his team, and reveals a secret...I suck at summaries. There will be slash, don't like, don't read. 'Possible' Hotch/Reid.

Let Me In: NUMBER 1 - Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.

It wasn’t the first time Ludwig awoke to find a familiar Italian cuddled into his side. LudwigxFeliciano.

All Germany wanted to do was sleep. All Italy wanted to do was eat. But nothing could ever be that easy with Prussia and friends. Warning: there is crack, and there is Prussia. Enough said.

It was said that writing in a journal relieves stress...but why do I feel like I'm just making myself feel worse?

Italy has hit his head in the middle of the night and decides to venture into the depths of Germany's bedroom. Germany/Italy. Oneshot. Comical Fluff.

Germany was used to waking up with Italy in his bed. But this was certainly new. Germany/Italy

Everyone’s working like usual. Everyone… except Zoro. Sanji feel it’s his duty to find the lazy asshole and kick some sense in him. Parings? Yeah. Goddammit.

Harry experiences a different kind of Potions lesson. A little Drabble originally written for kink!night at SeverusSighs.

When Luffy pouts over not having food, he turns to his first mate. And ends up getting him in trouble instead. Why did Zoro drag Luffy off to the Captain's Quarters? One-shot ZoLu Rated: M

Luffy and Ace move to a new town and go to school... Luffy automatically likes Zoro and Zoro starts to like Luffy. But! Luffy holds a deep secret! Will he tell anyone or keep it to himself? ZoLu Slight SanLu AceSan LufLuc Rating went up! M Complete!

After coming home from Milwakee to an empty house, Hotch goes to Reid's. Slash

Ignores HBP and DH. Severus and Harry have to resume their Occlumency lessons in Harry's 7th year. After a bad start, Harry gradually learns to control his emotions and Severus learns to reveal them: a tentative bond develops...Complete!

After falling overboard Luffy and Zoro are stranded on a winter island. With little food and no shelter how long will they survive? Will Merry find them in time? ZoLu,LuffyZoro,ZoroLuffy.!COMPLETED!

The Straw Hat Pirates find themselves divided on an island of rock and oil. They soon have to fight for their own survival. For some of the crew this adventure could bring them closer than ever. But for others, it could tear them completely apart.

A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic

What does a festival, a boatload of produce, and a strange superstition have to do with Halloween? Well, let's just say that for the men of the Going Merry, it's going to be a night of more tricks than treats. ZoLu and SanUso. Complete.

Luffy thinks he's sooo sneaky. Zoro... disagrees. So they decide to make a wager. Will Luffy forfeit his meals for the day? Or will Zoro wind up as the captain's slave? ZoLu. Chapter 5 up.

Something has been irritating Zoro. What irritates him more is that he can't figure out what it is. And as if he's not having enough trouble, Luffy just makes things worse. ZoroxLuffy

Luffy has made yet another kitchen raid, and Zoro doesn’t mind playing along. [LuffyZoro]