Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

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The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth

When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron

When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson

When a friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia

When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse

When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca

When I see someone scold their younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico

When I see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel

When a limo passes by my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go.

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

Whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

Whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

When I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

When someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

When I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

When I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

When someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

When I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

When I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

When someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

Wherever I may go...

Pledge to the Gods:

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods

Wherever I may go

20 Important Things Learned From Percy Jackson:

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath tub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

Awesome PJO quotes: (See if you can tell which book it's from!)

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” -Percy Jackson

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!” -Dionysus and Blackjack

“Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.” -Percy and Annabeth

“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.” -Percy and Terminus

“You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?"
Y-yes, Mr. D."
Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?"
You're a god."
Yes, child."
A god. You.” -Grover Underwood, Percy and Dionysus

“I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!” -Leo Valdez

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts." -Leo Valdez

I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
"Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
"But...you did something nice. Why?"
He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?” -Percy Jackson and Dionyus

“Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.”
You both sound like my mother,” I said.
Shut up!” they both said in unison.” -Percy, Thalia, and Zoe Nightshade

Grover murmured, "Well, Percy, what have we learned today?"
"That three-headed dogs prefer red rubber balls over sticks?"
"No," Grover told me. "We've learned that your plans really, really bite!” -Grover and Percy

Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week.” -Gabe Ugliano and Percy

“Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after a major success on the battlefield-and we haven't had any major battles-or we hold a ballot on the evening of June 24, at the Feast of Fortuna. That's in five days."
Percy frowned. "You have a feast for tuna?” -Reyna and Percy

“She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doing the same thing. The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.” -Percy

“THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"
He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy.
"Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--”Polybotes and Terminus

“They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?"
"Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm hungry. Frank Zhang and Percy

''With great power... comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.'' - Nico Di Angelo

"You drool when you sleep.'' - Annabeth

"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" -Tyson

"My mom's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.'' -Percy Jackson

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said."We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." - Zoe Nightshade, Grover, Thalia and Percy

“Poison!” Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or..."
“Or we'll die?” I guessed.
“Well...after you shrivel slowly to dust, yes.”
“Let's avoid the swords," I decided. - Grover and Percy

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" -Percy

"It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!"-Percy

"We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Sorry," she murrmured.
"S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like." Percy and Annabeth

"How did you die?"
"We er...drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub." -Grover

She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful seaweed brain." She said putting on her invisible cap and disappearing.
I probably would have sat there all day, trying to remember my name, but then the sea demons came." - Annabeth and Percy

Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear? -Percy

"See lady? That's what happens to snow in Texas. It- freaking- melts." -Leo

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would Pinky Promise
PJO FANS: Would Swear on the River Styx

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Must have this on their profile!

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. (YEAH, GO PERCY!)

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. (MRS. O'LEARY!!!)

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. (GO TWELVE YEAR OLDS!!! AND SILVER!!!!!! XD)

Math teachers really are evil. (FINALLY!! PROOF!!!)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. (I knew this before Percy Jackson! Fact. Of. Life.)

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. (EVER. Or at least get him to try it first. And remember while he’s down to snap your fingers and say: Ergo.)

Sometimes fatal flaws can be good.

Burritos make deadly projectiles.

Pigs really do fly.

If you ever meet a homeless man at a train station named Fred, don’t let him read you his poetry.

Never underestimate a blonde girl.

Being a hero requires sacrifice.

When the sun starts rising later, Apollo is being lazy.

Enchiladas make satyrs run faster.

Never accept a gift from a Stoll brother.

Names have power.

Being outnumbered doesn't matter.

You can't run away from your fears forever.

Everyone has a fatal flaw.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Everyone has problems.

You can find friends in the oddest of places.

Friends are always there for you.

You’re going to be okay.

Sometimes, it takes guys (Or girls) years to take a hint.

Your family could be way worse.

Sometimes, the bad guys aren't as bad as you think.

"Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was.

I promise to remember Rick Riordon

For making these awesome characters!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

If your a Demigod copy this onto your profile

25 (of many) Reasons to Love Rick Riordan

1: He originally wrote the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series to help one person in his family, but ended up helping millions of people worldwide.

2: He writes almost two books per year.

3: He frequently Tweets updates.

4: His favorite television show is Doctor Who.

5: Fan age range = very young - very old.

6: His huge Brazilian fan base.

7: He's funny as schist. (if you're a fan, you get it)

8: He feels as if he is still teaching, just with a Hades of a lot more students.

9: You now have an excuse to ask for the key to the 600th floor of the EmpireStateBuilding.

10: Learns nickname is Uncle Rick? Adores it.

11: You learn more from his books than you do in school.

12: Uncle Rick. RSquared. Ricky. Tio Rick. RR. Double R. Our King.

13: His facial expressions. Have you seen the gifs?

14: He's from San Antonio and can portray New York pride with ease.

15: His favorite ship is the Argo II.

16: The pen is not just mightier than the sword, 'tis the sword.

17: Percy. Freaking. Jackson.

18: Two words: Love. Triangles.

19: One more word: Cliffhangers.

20: Kid doesn't like reading? Still reads Rick Riordan books.

21: Blue food exists.

22: His taste in music. Is. Flawless.

23: He's romantic. (*cough, cough* Son of Neptune dedication to his wife, Becky)

24: His love for his sons.

25: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace, Nico di Angelo, the Stolls, Silena, Beckendorf, and Blackjack.

Dear Rick Riordan,

We are prepared to sacrifice

Octavian if you can ensure

Percabeth's safety.

Love,

The Fandom

Repost if true.

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

…Michael Yew, who risked his life to stop the enemy

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

...And everyone who will die int the new war

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat

This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.