Hey all my readers! So if you haven't realized from what i wright i like the Percy Jackson series. Like a lot.

4 things you should know about me and my writing

1) i love flames, you want to speak you opinion go right a head, but don't expect me to care.

2) i wright with my partner in crime (A.K.A. Vanessa night) a lot of the time. like if you have read the Gemini project. I'm jace and she's Skyler.

3) my friend think I'm goth. i mean not like, goth goth but i like linkin park and green day and all them. I'm not but its like a long running joke. so if i wright a really depressing fic it's just my thing.

4) i don't have author's notes. i never read them so i don't expect you to read mine. you probably aren't reading this now but it was fun to type.

i know kinda harsh.

one other thing: i play a lot of volley ball in school and out. if i have writers block i play with a volleyball, if I'm bored i play with a volley ball. i also am lead guitar in a band called burning bridges. it's not famous but we might put like a video on you tube or something. oh another another thing the lead singer in the group is Vanessa night again! she's a really good singer. so ya...

is any one else dyeing inside. i mean waiting for the house of Hades is killing me (haha see the pun the house of HADES is KILLING me... wow tough crowd) !! i mean when rick said that it would be out in a year after the mark of Athena he wasn't kidding. its coming out the same day that MoA came out

i died a little when i read this!!!!

I DID NOT WRITE THIS

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

-I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

-I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.

-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it! You thought I was going to say 'to get to the other side' didn't you! I tricked you!! eh heh!

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!

-tell the truth and RUN FOR IT

-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something

-you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

-I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

-When in doubt, make up words

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Im not saying your stupid im just implying it

-I had a freind once... but then hs rope boke and he ran for it.

-I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that

PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

You know your obsessed with PJO when:

When there’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

You think forget twilight and go percybeth.

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHYDO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase ofemergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You give all your siblings god parents

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!!

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO anduse it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that Ihave any experience.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.

"One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

"'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

"As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

"So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

"He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

"There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

"We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

"Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

"Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

"I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

"Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

"Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

"As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

"I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

"He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

"I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth."

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (I do it anyway.)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 20/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (I will die first. And my friends will die of laughing.)
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (the only thing i ever wear.)
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing perfume.
You love the movies.
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (It's hilarious.)
You like being the star of every thing.
Total: 5/24

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
Total: 6/11

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favourite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/satanist/agnostic. (little bit.)
Total: 6/9

PUNK
You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 6/8

GEEK
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses.
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew. (In a town as small as mine, you don't need a curfew)
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total: 6/10

EMO
You cut yourself over depression.
You are/have been depressed.
You have/had black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence.
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem.
You think emo guys/girls are hot. (Just guys.)
Total: 5/10

GHETTO/GANGSTA
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (WTF?)
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.
Total: 5/7

ATHLETIC
You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a shelf dedicated to trophies/awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.
Total: 5/8

HARDCORE/SCENE
You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear/wore slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color
8/10

If Justin Bieber said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

If you've ever yelled at an intimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

Hey Guys!!!!!! I'm sorry i haven't been around. i have dissided to make a new story and put everything else on hiatus. yes i will keep wrighting them i just won't update until i have like 3 chapters done of each them upload them all and keep going from there.

Love Always

BJ