WELCOME TO SUBLIME-CHINSTRAP.

Your one and only stop-n-shop store of stupidity.

(Alliteration is welcome too!)

(And we don't sell anything!)

(I like parenthesis!)

This account is a partnership between the two zesty writers, Sublime and Chinstrap. (Go figure!)

Sublime: Older brother, college student!

Chinstrap: Younger sister, high school student!

We hope you enjoy our crappy excused for literary art!

Please be aware: We do not write full out stories, we drabble. If you are expecting a full out wondrous scripture with a full plot and intricate character development, then go search somewhere else. We explore and exploit the proper rules of writing and focus on silliness and pointless hubbub.

DISCLAIMER: If you are offended by the following:

- Poor Grammar

- Poor Spwelling

- Poor Mechanics

- Lame plot development

- Abstract character development

- MS Paint Adventures

- Big words

- 1337 5P3AK

- Derp

- Spontaneous Combustion

- Steamed Trout

You may experience irritability, discomfort, or heart failure. Please view at your own risk.

Subjects/Fandoms we enjoy ruining for you:

- Phoenix Wright (Entire universe)

- Keroro Gunso (SGT Frog)

- Most of the Nintendo Universe (Mario/Legend of Zelda/Metroid/Star Fox/etc)

- Batman

- Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra

- Black Butler

- Soul Eater

- My Little Pony

- MS Paint Adventures

- Pokemans

- Internet memes

- And more!