If you are here, you seriously need to ask yourself: "Why the HELL am I even on this guys profile?"

As you can see, no stories yet. And you probably won't see any soon.

I am new to fan fiction in general. I normally don't read it, but I am trying to get things off my mind as a suggestion from a girl. Damn, women -.-

Things about me and sh* like that:

Nothing you really need to know :)

Okay, fine. I'll humor you.

Age? Yeah you don't need to know that. Let's just say I am an old fart.

Sex? Yes please. J.k. Male, obviously...

Story of my life? Well, I like to be all mysterious and crap like that so I ain't telling you! Get used to disappointment.

Hobbies? Everything the girl of my dreams doesn't like. Such as: Skating, heavy metal music, life of gaming, NOT reading (but I am trying to get over that), and I know it's gay and you're probably thinking "wow this guy tastes the f*cking rainbow" but hey, freak you. I like poetry and I am not afraid to admit it. At least I have a sensitive side. Chicks dig sensitive guys.

Looks? Well I like to think I am f*cking sexy, but that doesn't concern you. :)

The aforementioned girl of my dreams? Well, you probably know her as SinisteRRRsAngel. Wondering where the SinisteRRR came from? Yeah that's me. Check out her stories or not... whatever tickle your pickle.

Congratulations, you just wasted a minute of your life reading this pathetic excuse for a profile. I applaud you.