92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile

If you don't wanna be popular or cool, just unique, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love making fun of commercials on TV, copy and paste this to your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitll raed tihs. Cpoy tihs itno yuor porfile if you can raed tihs!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you steal the sugar in Home Ec. and start eating it.So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. (MATTIE!!)

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Harry Potter more than the stupid people who only watch the movies because they think Daniel Radcliff is hot, you should know what to do with this.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile

If you don’t care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy this into your profile.

(I made this one up!) If you've ever ran into a "Do Not Enter" sign, copy this into your profile. (I have, with my face. Hightlight of that year! Haha.)

Reasons why Hermione and Ron DON'T belong together:

10.) Because Hermione called Harry, "fanciable", which points to a certain possibility that she fancies him. (And she's never even called Ron at least good-looking.)

9.) Because Hermione has more in common with Harry's mom than Ginny. (This is pointed to the H/G theory that Harry went after Ginny because she was like his mother. This is a rebut to that theory. In reality, the only thing Ginny has in common with Lily Evans is the red hair. Ginny was never the top of her class, and she isn't Muggleborn. And, seeing as Hermione has BOTH of those attributes, she is actually closer to Harry's mum than Ginny will ever be.)

8.) Because bickering and fighting can't be taken as "sexual tension" in the real world.

7.) Because Harry looks a lot better than Ron. CLEARLY. (Both on the books and the movies. Goodness...)

6.) Because Hermione's rarely ignored Harry. (How many times have we seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Ron," in the books?! And I've never seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Harry".)

5.) Because in harrypotter.wikia.com, there are more H/Hr pictures on both the pages of Harry and Hermione.

4.) Because of the fact that they fight doesn't make them, "opposites"; therefore, the "opposites attract" theory can go flush itself down the toilet for immense idiocy. (They have more in common than you think. After all, they both belong to the same house. I'm certain Ron couldn't fit into Slytherin. And they both care a great deal about Harry. Hermione, more, of course.)

3.) Because Hermione and Harry have more moments in the books and movies than with she and Ron. (Haven't you noticed how she only touches Ron when Harry's in trouble or in the middle of depressing scenes?)

2.) Because Hermione clearly prefers hugging Harry. (Has she ever hugged Ron? No. In fact, she KISSED HARRY BEFORE RON.)

AND LASTLY:

1.) Because HERMIONE POTTER sounds so much better than Hermione Weasley.

Pass this on if you believe in reading between the lines!