Sparkling Tide
 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hello. I am Sparkling Tide. I'm just getting started on my FF account, so help and advice is welcome, from all those that care. :) Name: Sparkling Tide . That isn't my real name, but internet privacy and such. Fun stuff. My nickname is Sparkles. Age: Older than 10 and younger than 16. Wow, the lack of info. Gender: Female. Height: 5'5. I'm so proud of it Main hobbies: Reading, writing, biking I had a Warriors Story. I deleted it and am starting a PJO fanfic and/or a HG fanfic. If you like it, write a nice review! If you don't, well, I'm not forcing you to read it. Please don't have reviews all like "Great story. Hurry and UPDATE!!!" I like when people take the time to write a long review, and I enjoy constructive criticism. If you have ideas for stories I can write, don't hesitate to share them F Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day we will look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. God created man-THEN had a better idea! Your year book picture still haunts me. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you? Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!! Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!" They never suspect the short one. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead. People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow. Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either. Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme? If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Wanna hear a joke? ...miley cyrus. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves? Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh? Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo. Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades. If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar hero told me. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Hell is full of musical amateurs I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet Boys break our hearts, so why don't we break their necks? When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!? Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..) RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur! Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!” They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! Only You!... can help me hide the bodies! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! When I die, I'm going to haunt the HELL out of you people! Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? "Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?" "Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?" knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." "A panda eats, shoots, and leaves... Or... A panda eats shoots and leaves." YOU'VE GOTTA' LOVE GRAMMAR!! Now, for some 'what's Sparkles really like' stuff. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No, I'm really paranoid someone will have used them and put them back. I'm weird that way. Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes, they look so cute. I feel cheered up when I see them. How old are you? Between 10 and 16 Do you always smile for pictures? I try to. The odd picture will catch me in the weirdest expression. What is your biggest pet peeve? When my cat scratches at the door that's already open, when people are hypocrites, and when the teacher's like : Oh, don't get up yet. There are still 15 seconds left of class. Did you ever count your steps when you walk? If I'm really bored or for an experiment. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?No. I feel really stupid doing that. Do you chew your pens and pencils? No, but I chew my straws. I recently got a Starbucks cup with a hard straw, and it's really irritating me. What size is your bed? Queen. That was a random question, no? What is your Song of the week? I've been feeling really nostalgic, so Want You Back by Cher Lloyd is my song of the week. Do you still watch cartoons? Does The Simpsons count? Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I think I'd put it in my attic with all my other hidden stuff. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? In January to my aunt. What is your usual bedtime? 9:00. I have school, so I like to get a good sleep. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I honestly can't remember, but two years ago I dressed up as Effie Trinket from The Hunger Games. How many languages can you speak? I speak English and French fluently, and know a few words of Hawaiian and Spanish. Are you stubborn? Very. I've never lost an argument. Afraid of heights? Heck yeah. Though I love airplanes, which makes no sense. Is Christmas stressful? No, I love it. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? When I was 8, I really wanted to be a meteorologist. Do you believe in ghosts? No. I think (hope) that there isn't any. Wear slippers? I have some that I never wear. Wear a bath robe? Yes. It's pink with flowers and candy. Don't judge me, it's cute. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Targét, as I call it. Pronounced tar-JE Can you whistle tunes? If I practice and really concentrate. Ever take dance lessons? Ugh, yes. My school forces us too. Can you curl your tongue? Yeah, I can do a lot of really freaky stuff. Ever won a spelling bee? Yes, actually. I'm really good at spelling. Can you swim well? Yes, you kinda have to swim well to swim in the ocean as much as I do. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes, can you? Do you want to get married? Yeah, to the right person. If married, how long have you been married? Not married. Pretty sure it's illegal at my age to be married. Do you have kids? Do you want kids? No! Yes, later. Do you wear glasses? No, I have 20/20 vision. STUPID LABELS |
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