Age: 18

Name: Take a guess

Gender: Last I checked Male

Any story I write unless declared otherwise is never dead. I will eventually update any story I write, it may just take a while. I have many stories planned and a few already written in my head.

Quotes:

I swear I didn't mean to shoot you in the chest... I was aiming for your face.

And... Fuck what was I saying?

I once hit a woman, she proceeded to kick me in face and it all just degenerated from there.

If I have to inspire you, you need some very serious help my friend.

So we can all agree that he clearly attempted to assault my bullet and that my bullet killed him in self defense?

Give a man a mask and the bodies will begin to pile up.

Future Story Ideas

Naruto/Bleach Crossover: After the final battle Naruto and Kurama come to realize that through the synchronization of their chakra's Naruto has become immortal. And about 3000 years later he finds himself in a small town called Karakura.

Naruto/Avatar Crossover: After being betrayed by Konoha after the Sasuke retrieval mission Naruto and Sasuke along with Kakashi set out to cross the ocean to the unknown.

Halo/Star Wars/Mass Effect Crossover: Set after Halo 3, pre Mass Effect 3, and after the battle of Endor.

Halo/Mass Effect/Battlestar Galactica Crossover: The Forerunners seeded more than one world with Humans, This is the story of their reunion.

Elder Scrolls(Skyrim)/Inheritance Cycle Crossover: After setting out to find a new home for the Dragon Riders Eragon and company land in a country tearing itself apart through civil war with strange dragons reeking havoc.

Elder Scrolls/ Inheritance Cycle Crossover: After defeating Alduin, Harkon and Miraak the Dragonborn has begun to find life extraordinarily boring. However a suggestion from Odavhiing to explore previously unreachable places is just to tempting.

Naruto: What if Naruto and Sasuke established a bond of brotherhood long before the academy. Not a Yaoi story.

Current Stories

The Champion and the Dovakiin:The Champion of Cyrodill never knew that becoming the new Sheogorath would grant immortality even after Sheogorath had reformed. His reformation took only 50 years, now almost 150 years later we find a Nord traveling in his homeland of Skyrim unknowing of his destiny.

Saw this on another author's profile and it struck a chord in me.

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'