JynxWrites
 Author has written 1 story for Charmed, and Harry Potter. Pen-name - JynxWrites Age: I've been alive for over a decade Gender: Female. Dear Bullies, You see that 15-year-old girl holding hands with her one-year-old son that you called a slut? She was raped at 13. You see that boy crying that you made fun of for being a cry-baby? His best friend committed suicide last night. You see that girl that you make fun of for having all those bruises? She is abused by her parents. You see that bald woman that you made fun of? She is dying of breast cancer. You see that old man that you called ugly? He got a serious injury to his face in the war. You see that man that you made fun of for having all those burns? He ran into a burning hospital to save his dead daughter. You see that girl that you called fat? She is starving herself. You see that boy you called stupid? He has Down Syndrome. Like this journal and re-post if you are against bullying. I bet that none of you will re-post this journal. But I did. 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't, the other 22% aren't heartless and will. Yugioh GX quotes Banner: In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like GAMES, ANIME and Manga, so I MUST be childish I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird. I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED. (I don't but my brother does) I listen to Rock-n-Roll music 24/7 so there MUST be something wrong with my mind. I LOVE Disney so I MUST still be a little kid. I'm a MOE(Has crushes on video game and anime characters) So I MUST be some creepy fan-girl. I'm a OTAKU so I MUST be hated by EVERYONE. I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK. I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK. I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I am NOT STRAIGHT, so I must be Gay, Bi or Lesbian. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa? Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm the kind of person who walks into a telephone pole and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it The below statement is true The above statement is false There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it If you enjoy reading profiles of everyone then put this on your profile YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2016 when... 1. You accidentally enter your IPod password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have texting. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 10 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list AND FINALLY NOW UR LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies!! 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cloak that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?! 6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself 7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh... 8. WORLD DOMINATION! i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! Or if your the insane friend and even strangers doubt your sanity. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever started laughing uncontrollably, copy and paste this into your profile. If you started laughing after that last one, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question or given a completely stupid answer (Story of my life), copy and paste this one your profile. If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your best friend are equally insane and therefore cannot be seperated by anything less powerful than a crowbar, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually),Invader Xion(I blame books and gravity, it hates me!), Seeking (Stupid invisible gods!) JynxWrites (I blame Zeus he hates me so he sent a load of air at me) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (yes i did copy it twice, Their are several people) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (That was a FUN time!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile. If you are weird and proud of it put this on your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you are an absolute amine freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile98 of the internet population has a facebook/snapchat, If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction! If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Shadamy paste this. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, PhantomGirl12, StarSapphireWolf, The-Random-Rose1754, Tsukuyomi-chan,InvaderXion, JynxWrites If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think the world should always recycle copy this on your profile. If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile. If you're a night person, copy this to your profile. If you have noticed I put two things twice, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like to chew on ice cubes, copy this to your profile. I am the Girl... I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who's not superficial like the rest. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Anubis46545, Tsukuyomi-chan,Invader Xion, JynxWrites If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've noticed that I've put some of these on here more than once, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have a split personality, imaginary friends, alter egos, or anything similiar, copy this to your profile(some times I think I have a spilt personality we're not sure yet) 92 percent of teens would die if Robert Patterison and Justin Bieber told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Third time) If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile. If you're a PJO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile. Some favorite quotes (copy and bold your favorites, or the ones that apply to you) "When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?" "I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster." "Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town." "Lettuce... Any questions?" "Gravity man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!" "Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day." "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you." "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!" "Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it." "What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm." "Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it." "Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!" "WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember." "I trip UP the stairs." "Don't follow me. I run into walls." "I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up." "I'm naturally blonde. So please speak slowly." "Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels." "Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments." "I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday." "It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up." "The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks." "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." "If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? "Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive." "If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong." "I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!" "Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself." "Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all." "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." "The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." "Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends you'll never forget." "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me." "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'" "Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!" "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." "Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them." "If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?" "Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning." "Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean." "Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..." "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!" "I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish." "To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid." "LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!" "DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!" "Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." "Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart." "I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!" "When nothing goes right... go left." "The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?" "I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours." "DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!" "NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge." "I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you." "It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!" "People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..." Guys, I'm f*ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a f*ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker f*ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all f*ing worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea. Haha, get it? If you got it, copy and paste this and add your name. Qille, Wheeler1, JynxWrites, A Dad's Poem Her hair was up in a ponytail, and her favorite dress was tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom, And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. "He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him; I'm not standing here alone. "'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart. I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart." With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far... "You see he was a fireman and died just this past year. When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise; A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. ‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a of special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Blondes Special Licnese There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration please." "It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this," she said smiling. "That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a license." To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration." She pointed to the bottom of the license and said, "Can you see this?? It says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'." 'Blondes Are Not Stupid' Convention 80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance! The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... Give her another chance! Give her another chance! Actual answers given by students on their test papers Men are mammals and women are femammals. Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones. Cadavers are dead bodies that have donated themselves to science. This procedure is called gross anatomy. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars and eight cuspidors. Germinate: To become a naturalized German. Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives. Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Girls, copy and paste this on your profile You get these references your awesome! 1) THE CAKE IS A LIE! 2) PRUSSIA IS A COUNTRY! 3) TAMAKI IS AN IDIOT! 4) DEATH DOES HAVE A SON! 5) DEMONS DO MAKE GREAT BUTLERS! My Current Stories A Darker Side of Reality- Charmed & HP crossover. Set in the unchanged future. Chris has finally given into Wyatt’s pestering, agreeing to join his brother in his conquest to take over the world. So far he hasn't had to do anything big, just kill a few innocents, and help Wyatt attack the resistance headquarters, that he previously protected, to prove his loyalty. Now though Wyatt has a mission that he wants Chris to do so that he can start taking over other parts of the world. He wants him to go to a wizarding school in England, named after a pig, and determine if it's worth helping the Dark wizard the wand waving Brits seem to fear. What Chris doesn't expect is to find some familiar faces there. The family Chris and Wyatt thought they lost have been hiding out in Britain and don't know how to react when they see the boy the elders told them was dead. |
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