If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and/or vice versa, put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profille.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phonenumbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else

A good friend will tell you what you want to hear. A true friend will always tell the truth.

A good friend will be there for you all through school. A true friend will be there till the day you die.

A good friend will bail you out of prison. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun!".

A good friend is someone you enjoy hanging out with. A true friend is someone you need

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you

A true friend is someone you can trust with all your secrets

A friend will lend you a car, a good friend will give you a ride, but a true friend will be the get away driver.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, Copy&Paste

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, Copy&Paste!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.