When his parents forget Timmy's birthday....again-Jorgan Von Strangle decides to look personally into the Turner's case. What he finds doesn't please him....and, in a grand Fairy Trial, not only do Timmy's parents lose custody, his fairy family GAINS it!

One rainy recess, Timmy gets hit by a car. This is a NON TRAGEDY FIC, Folks! As three frantic fairies tend to a broken Timmy's body, a mother has to ask herself exactly what her godson is to her.

It started out so innocently. After Splinter reads the four year old turtles a tale, the tots find....an interesting visitor in their room in the dead of night. She decides to take them on a journey across the sea- to a place where children never grow up.

Turtle Tot Fiction! Based on the beloved old book-Raph is "babysitting" Mikey today...and makes a very grave error indeed.

Splinter leaves as a stoleaway with his four year sons to bring Master Yoshi's remains to Japan. Only...they get on the wrong ship, and now are in for one heck of a ride to SEVEN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!

I've never written a very sad fic...decided to. When Timmy's parents pass beyond the mortal veil, his fairies adopt a heartbroken Timmy into their home as their older fairy son. Timmy finds he's not so alone.

The Ninja Turtles encounter religion. edit: Title was revised in honor of Dr. Blalock

The X-Men stole the Ninja Turtles popularity, so the Ninja Turtles plan to get their popularity back... by beating them down.