This is the profile of "Ponies are Cool".

I enjoy writing fanfiction, even though I haven't done it in a while. I have a habit of starting a fanfiction and not finishing it, as was the case with "His Number is 626". I might rewrite that one, but I mainly stopped it because I put in too many subplots. :P You can read my previous FF's if you'd like. Generally, I'm a very shy person, but I can rant on and on if a certain subject clicks. I've been known to go off about conspiracy theories (yes, some I believe to be very plausible; others are garbage) and general politics (I'm a libertarian), and of course, religion and philosophy (I'm a Lutheran). Sports are fun for me, as I like to stay active; it feels good to release tension in a healthy manner as opposed to getting in fights. My standing in high school was a smart jock-type. A lot of people have warmed up to me and I return the favor; people call me "quiet" and "softspoken".

With the advent of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and my love of the Internet, I have become a brony, but not one of those bronies that dresses up and goes to conventions or flag down Tara Strong about the show. Instead, I collect figurines and watch episodes and talk ponies with friends, but we're not rabid about it. We keep it cool and have goofy nicknames with each other like "DisCody", "RainBob Dash", "AppleJeremy" (our military brony), and me "Timlight Sparkle", but that's really the extent of our brony-ness. We're college smart jock bronies with a taste for booze and the magic of friendship. Imagine if Reservoir Dogs had the MLP cast.

What are some running themes in your fanfiction? Fanfictions are my outlet for political dissent, hyperactivity and real wold problems. They range all over the place. The failing Drug War, foreign policy, identity crises, social conflict, religious skepticism, interpolitical turmoil, cults, sexuality, censorship, arms laws... Real problems are put on my favorite characters. I love coming up with how they deal with it! Will X crack? Will Y do this? Same stage, different actors.

Do you like to dwell on this negative stuff? I mean, doesn't it get to you? Yeah, it gets to me. It gets to all of us. But I channel it. We all have to have a healthy outlet before we snap. If you play an instrument, play it. Write your songs. Play some basketball. Run a mile. Let off some steam before you lid blows off.

Why don't you just become a motivational speaker, man? Maybe I will, dude.

Do you like Star Wars? Of course I like Star Wars. EU too. :)

What are you going to school for? I want to be a massage therapist. It's hard to pay attention when you're the only male student and your teacher is hot.

Is your "R" button broken or something? I don't think so, but I have to pess really had or else the lette won't show.

What's your favorite candy? Probably Skittles. Or Twix.

Should we expect crossover FF's from you? Dude, I love crossovers. When done right, it's magical! Like, what if Dexter Morgan's next kill was Nicholas Brody from "Homeland"? 0_0 Duuuuuuuuude... wut?

Are you a stoner? I dabbled a bit years back, but I need to stay clean for the future. Is there a problem, occifer?

Step out of the car, please. What?! Why?!

Sir, are you resisting arrest? No! I just -

Please come with us, sir. Ah, not this shit again. You know what fans? Expect a "police brutality" FF in the future. XD Pinkie Pie will be rapping NWA.

Some of my favorite TV shows include: MLP:FiM, the news, sports, Californication, Tru Blood, A:tLA, Gundam series, Digimon (seasons 1 - 3), Pokemon, Powerpuff Girls... I'm a 90's kid, so take a guess at what some of my favorite shows were/still are.

Music: Mastodon, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Clutch, Wu-Tang Clan (The GZA, Inspectah Deck, and U-God are probably my top three), Franz Ferdinand, Protest the Hero, Rancid, Between the Buried and Me, Animals as Leaders, Billy Idol, Billy Talent, Eminem, Matisyahu, ska-punk, 70s-90s hip-hop, Bob Seger, The Doobie Brothers, Van Halen, Steely Dan, Jawbreaker, Joe Jackson

What am I doing with my life besides writing FF's?...: I'm going to school to be a massage therapist. If I could, I'd write FF's or novels, short stories all day, but I need an occupation to support myself. XD

Favorite TV/movie/book/etc. characters(in no particular order): Mahbub Ali from "Kim", Ishmael from "Moby Dick", Gomamon, Biyomon, Sokka, Zuko, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Spike Speagull, Char Aznable, TRON, Iron Man, Captain America, The Joker, The Scarecrow, Spiderman, Black Cat

Current FF series: As of right now, I'm uploading an MLP:FiM FF known as "The Thunderstorm" series. In it, Rainbow Dash comes to Twilight's house during a bad thunderstorm to tell her something dire. What happens there eventually has ramifications for the Mane 6 and, to an extent, Equestria. It is a drama/comedy/shipping story and the genres vary from episode to episode. One could be funny, the next tear-jerking. The episodes are in chronlogical order:

Fluttershy's Party

Rarity's Wild Night

The Thunderstorm

The Thunderstorm II: After the Storm

The Thunderstorm III: Plump Pony

The Thunderstorm IV: Midnight Meeting

The Thunderstorm V: Party Time

The Thunderstorm VI: Canterlot Gardens

The Thunderstorm VII: in progress

1/30/12 I'm going to be continuing my MLP FF's. Also brainstorming LotR, InuYasha, and Digimon FF's!

2/04/13 The Thunderstorm VI is up!

FF series in the past: Sokka Does a Commercial - An AtLA fanfic where our loveable Water Tribe oaf has a spot on TV. Is it a hit, or is its absurdity too much to handle for the known universe?

Southern Comfort - Based off of the Pixar hit "The Incredibles". Helen Parr has her parents coming up from Georgia for a visit. Everything goes well, until Helen starts to conflict with who she was and who she thinks she is. How will her relationship with her mom and dad be after this dinner? One of my first FF's written.

8/06/13 Wow, it's been a while. I'll have to get back on track.