(a teenage girl in a black hat types at her computer; she looks over and sees the bio reader) Greetings! It's me, the (not so) one and (not so) only original vortex! Or thevortex! Or vortex, the. Or… eh. Never mind.

I love to write. (Love reading more, though.) When I get better with it, I hope be a REAL writer (you know, NOT stealing other writers characters), but 'til then I write fic. Bad fic, lame fic, non-existent fic, but fic none-the-less. I have two (2) sisters, one who goes on FF.net often enough (my beloved sis Lady, soon to be changing her penname, I think) and the other who doesn't like fan fiction (will she ever learn?), and both are older than me.

Moving along, I tend to write humour a lot. I think I'm funny, but that might just be me; I have, as my friends say, a very low self esteem ^^; But I working on it! I also think I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure about that. (goes into a daze) Um, what else... I'm de word's bigest corec speling fraek in de wold! (cough) Sorry, sorry, that was lame. Please ignore it.

Well, that's me, the nut in a nut shell. (Hmm, that was also lame. Maybe I’m becoming too lame for my own good. I should start something like Lame Jokers Anonymous. Or not…)

vortex likes comedy. vortex likes action. vortex likes babbling. Gotta love the babbling...