The owner of this profile would like to inform you that the following is a great deal of computerized nuclear waste (or as her grumpy father calls it, verbal diarrhea) that you will most likely find highly uninteresting and exceptionally boring. She would further like to inform you that you read at your own risk, and no compensation will be provided for short-circuits, both virtual and non. Or un. She doesn't know if non is better than un, but she does think that Alice in Wonderland would probably know, or at least ask a similar question. Although why Alice would or should, she doesn't know. It just makes sense. 1. The authoress drinks ENTIRELY too much tea. Nary a day goes by that she hasn't ingested three cups. She takes it with two tea bags, one sugar and just a bit of milk. She counts it lucky that she has a strong bladder. Ahem. 2. If Phantom of the Opera was tea, she'd probably drink too much of that too. Her preferences are mainly Leroux and Kay, but she does love musical theatre (p.s. I spelt theatre right - it's how we do it in Australia), so ALW will not be bashed, thank you very much. But... Robert Englund and Monsieur Butler may be. Englund was far too creepy, and Butler too handsome. Yes, it is possible. 3. She's too tall. 5'9", give or take an inch. And learned not to wear heels on dates ages ago. Thatwasawkward. 4. Her first paycheck was spent on chocolate. Sad, yes, but also delicious. And after she got the chocolate, she bought a vintage 1950's dress with a swishy skirt and two volumes of Alexander Dumas' Works in German that were printed in the Victorian era. All were enjoyed greatly, except the books which were found to be harder than expected, and above her level of high school Deutsch. Pictures were pretty though. 5. No phics up yet. She will put one up soon. It will be angsty and romantic, and hopefully enjoyed. Reviews always welcome. 6. She has a C2, mainly composed of her favorite and most-loved stories she has read so far. All completed, all HIGH quality. Go read them. Subscribe. And she doesn't really understand the staff thing, but depending on your personal preferences, she may accept a staff member or two. 7. That's all for now. There will be more. Congratulations on reading thus far. Have a lovely day.