First, a little mini-bio inspired by Yukina Kou:
My name is QueenFan16. I’m 18 years old and from the internet. I’m a 1st year student at a university somewhere, majoring in psychology and spanish. I have a mother, father, and a younger sister. I’m 5' 7" tall, weigh around 144 lbs., and my shoe size is 9 1/2. My blood type is O and my birthday is April something. I’m a taurus. My favorite food is anything sweet. I don’t like french fries. My strong points are that I’m caring and patient. My weak points are that I suffer from low self-esteem. My hobbies include reading, writing poetry and hanging with my friends. My favorite authors are James Patterson, Maria V. Snyder, L. J. Smith, P.C. Cast, and Shungiku Nakamura. And--! I am in love... with fan fiction.

"Ask me any 3 questions and as long as you don't ask me my real name or where I live, I'll answer them truthfully. Put this on your profile and see what people ask."

More than half of the stuff on this profile has probably been copy pasted from another profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Put this on your profile if you feel like those apples at the top of the tree.

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

COPY AND PASTE THE DARN BUNNY.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you back when you hang up on him; who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead; who keeps your picture in his wallet; who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants; who holds your hand in front of all his friends; who thinks your beautiful without makeup; one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you; THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

My Theory:
If people really love you and care about you, they won't have to say it. It'll show in every action they do, you'll hear it in every word you speak. If they have to tell you, then they're not showing it, therefore it isn't entirely true. I'm serious.
But.
Whether you like the way they show their love or not is your own problem. (ie. Parents)

This has been copied from another profile:

MY Awesome Queen Poem

You say Zac Efron,
I say Freddie Mercury,
You say Spoons,
I say drumsticks,
You say straightened,
Brian says permed,
You say Pride and Prejudice,
John says One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,
You say BMW,
I say ROLLS ROYCE,
You say pop,
I say rock,
You say shiny,
I say sparkly,
You say," I wanna be a ballerina when I grow up."
I say," I wanna be a pop star when I grow up."
And then you walk up to me in a bar and I tell you
"I'm not gonna be a pop star. I'm gonna be A LEGEND!"
You say sun,
I say rain,
You say coke
I say caine
You say," I love you."
I say, " You're the 'Love Of My Life'."
You say Harry Potter,
I say QUEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Copy/pastes

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. (Princess Bride, 1776, Robin Hood Men in Tights)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile. (only about a million)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish that RPFs could be included in ff.net, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

Now, I don't know about you, but I think it's kind of weird calling Grandma Gramps...

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.
If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.
If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.
If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You'd better do it 'cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You're never gonna help yourself...

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(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer. You can but don't have to say who, but if you do add your penname and say who: QueenFan16 (my aunt, thankfully survived)

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Now that you've seen it with letters only, here it is with numbers too!
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. Then your friends try it on their knee. Crazy is when you start a conversation with your computer, and when someone catches you talking, you say "the voices say my computer will give me the key to eternal doughnut apples" and promptly go back to the one-sided conversation. Crazy is when you have 500 books and you've only read like 50 of them and then ask your mom to buy you 30 more.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too