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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. My name is Sabrina : I'm half perian, half indian...and 100 PERCENT VAMPIRE! Edward Cullen + Sexin' + LEMONS = CRACK. Nuff' said. I'm the master of lame jokes, and I love flames. So flame up my story...BURN BABY BURN!!!!!! PM me...I won't bite...or maybe I will. ;) STORIES: WHIP CRACKER High school sweethearts destined to be life-long lovers, Edward and Bella were the perfectly nauseating couple that we all hate - until Tanya stepped in the picture. Now it's years later, Edward's back…and Bella has some playful vengeance in mind. OOC/AH BXE...Rated M for SMUT + LEMONS + UST ANIMATED BANNER (sorry...it's a little bit slow!) I love making banners...that includes manipulating photos, etc...If you would like for me to make a banner for your story! Just PM me, and I would be happy too! All I ask in return is to maybe check out my story? :3 |
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Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What the Disguise Won't Hide by CarribbeanLady reviews
A/H. Private Eye Edward Masen has always played the womanizer when going undercover but now he has decided to go a different route. Introducing Ted Cullen, extreme computer nerd and Edward in disguise. Let's hope his newest assignment isn't hot for geeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,765 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Whip Cracker reviews
High school sweethearts destined to be life-long lovers, Edward and Bella were the perfectly nauseating couple that we all hate - until Tanya stepped in the picture. Now it's years later, Edward's back…and Bella has some playful vengeance in mind. AH/UST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward