"Hey, nice smiley face."

"...THAT'S AN UMLAUT, YOU IDIOT."

I am a weird person. My MP3 player is full of soundtracks from various anime and video games. I like rain, thunder, and lightning. I can't make decisions. I don't like to make decisions. I like the colors purple and red. I like candy. I like bubble tea. Or pearl milk tea. Or whatever you call it. I would rather wear uniforms than free dress. I prefer the original Naruto series over Naruto Shippuden. I don't know why. I think the original Naruto has...more charm to it, I guess. Not saying that Naruto Shippuden is bad. And I don't really know what you're supposed to put here . . . so . . .

I also love to read sad stories. Don't know how good I am at writing them, though . . .

My favorite book is The Children of Hurin by J. R. R. Tolkien.

I think pianoboy is a genius.

My favorite song is "The Truth That You Leave" by pianoboy.

Second is "Despair".

I am a Scorpio. SCORPIOS ARE AWESOME! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I am also insane. Extremely insane. Insanity is awesome.

No really. It is.

Something I should have thought out before doing:

Teacher: So. What's your name?

Me: . . . me?

Teacher: Yes. You.

Me: . . . You can call me Bob.

Teacher: Okay. Hi Bob. Now tell me your real name.

Me: Um, it's somethingsomethingsomething.

Teacher: That's too bad, Bob is already stuck in my head. So from now on I'll call you Bob-somethingsomethingsomething.

Something else I should have thought out before doing:

Lunch Monitor: _th grade, may I have your attention--

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

Me: I was once a sensible person.

My friend: I don't believe you.

Me: No really. Before I came to China, I was sane.

My friend: Right.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Well, it's a comic book . . .

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The end of the sofa.

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

Doing other stuff on fanfiction.net.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Shark Tank.

Without looking, guess what time it is.

5:31

Now look at the clock.

What is the actual time?

5:28

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Music from the radio, me typing on the computer, my dad and his friend talking . . .

When did you last step outside?What were you doing?

Yesterday, me and my friend (yes, I like saying it that way) were scouting out the neighborhood.

Did you dream last night?

Yes. OH MY GOSH HORRIBLE DREAM!!!

Do you remember your dreams?

Most of the time.

When did you last laugh?

Uh . . .

Do you remember why / at what?

UM . . .

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paintings, paint.

Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah.

What do you think of this quiz?

Why are you asking this question?

What is the last film you saw?

Um . . . Eyewitness: Survival.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

China.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Everything.

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

Why? I don't tell other people about me . . .

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make a pill that you could take so you would know everything that you would ever learn from school. Then you wouldn't have to go to school.

Do you like to dance?

No.

Would you ever consider living abroad?

. . . I DID THAT ALREADY?!

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

Cassie, ice mass, mosaics.