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Favorite Star Wars Characters:

Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padmè Amidala, Leia Organa Solo, R2-D2, C3-PO, Aayla Secura and Quinlan Vos.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven’.

If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile

Did you know that both George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were homeschooled? If you support homeschooling, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For Starwars Geeks

When you’re feeling lonely, think of Leia, who has no one left

When you hate your parents, think of Han, who never had any

When you’re feeling destructive, think of Anakin, who destroyed it all

When you’re feeling dumb, think of Jar Jar, who is an idiot

When you’re feeling old, think of Yoda, who is nine hundred

When you’re feeling short, think of Wicket, who is one meter

When you think your brother is annoying, think of Threepio, and be glad you’re not traveling to Bespin with him on a broken hyperdrive

When you think you’re not a good friend, think of Lando, who risked it all to say ‘I’m Sorry’

When you feel fat, think of Jabba, who can fit three people and a dwarf inside

When you miss your family, think of Chewie, who never sees his

When you’re feeling useless, think of Artoo, who is brought down every day and manages to kick butt

When you feel like you’ve lost a good friend, think of Obi-Wan, who lost his brother

When you’re feeling depressed, think of Padmé, who lost the galaxy

When you think you can’t go on anymore, think of Biggs, who never got to hear Luke’s adventures

When you feel tempted by the Dark Side, think of Darth Vader, who was once the Chosen One

When you feel ugly, think of Palpatine, who is the definition of ugly

When you are mad that your brother or sister does everything you do, think of Boba Fett, who has a couple thousand identical brothers

When you’re feeling betrayed, think of Dooku, whose boss cut his head off

When you feel like you’ve had no childhood, think of Maul, who was trained from birth by Palpatine

When you feel like you’re working too hard, think of Mon Montha, who is the leader of the NewRepublic

When you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the gut, think of Qui-Gon, who was actually stabbed in the gut

When you’re feeling like no one will listen to you, think of George Lucas, who started it all with just a boy, a girl, and a galaxy.

37 Ways to annoy Darth Vader

WARNING: These are surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink (Or blue) one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin. 8. Show off your toaster that makes your toast shaped like his mask.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

37: Tell him Ahsoka is still alive and calls him, "Darth Skyguy."

3, 12, 14, 18, 33, 24, 29, 32, 34 and 37 are the best ones!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He outlived his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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1966, the Deep South:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in here."

The black man turned around and calmly stood up, looking the man in his cold, ice-blue eyes. "Listen sir...,” He started, “when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK and when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" he said, his voice even but conveying unmistakable anger.

The white man blinked; his face blanched and his throat locked up. “I- I- I-,” he said, unable to get the words out. He then gave up and walked away.

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Parent- "Go to your room!!"

Kid- "The place where my TV, iPod, cell phone, laptop, modem, Xbox 360, Kinect, DVD player and Nintendo DS are? Okay!"

An English professor wrote these words

"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing." Punctuation is everything

Word Scrambles:

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

There is no emotion, there is peace.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.

There is no passion, there is serenity.

There is no chaos, there is harmony.

There is no death, there is the Force.

--The Jedi Code

"Shoot for the moon - even if you miss you'll land among the stars."

UPDATE 3/6/13 by Pinksaber13: Well, it's been a long time, FF.net! A really, really, really long time. I apologize if I've frustrated any of my readers with my lack of updates on Light and Dark for almost a year. It was my first real story with any sizable length and plot, and even though I now repeatedly headdesk at the many mistakes I made with it, I'm proud of it. Even if only because I knew my heart was in its story, for whatever reason that was, once.

I'm sorry to inform you that Light and Dark is on a permanent hiatus. I'm not the same person I was all those months ago--I don't remember where I intended for it to go, or even what the sequel was supposed to be about. The story has been marked as complete, and it is not up for adoption. Thank you for reading.

xoxo Pinksaber13