To the outside world the Watchtower seems like a perfectly maintained, but imposing base for heroes. They don't see the wild reality of a League run by heroes with psychotic personalities, a major lack of social understanding, poorly restrained lust, dependency issues, and sadistic tendencies. League-wide PSAs are posted informing everyone of the issues that must be addressed.

Amestris' most famous dogs compete for a certain Lieutenant's affections and mayhem ensues. A series of one-shot's centered around Colonel Roy Mustang and Black Hayate. Set mostly in the manga/fmab universe. Hint's and obvious Royai.

A series of conversations between Leonard and Sara through Season One.

Every member of Team Mustang knows that something is unique about Roy and Riza's relationship. But how exactly did they all come to figure that out? Series of oneshots detailing the ways in which everyone realized that their superiors were a bit more than commanding officer and adjutant.

Previously this said that these were connected oneshots. It has actually turned more into a story with chapters. After Volume 4, among all the other things Qrow and Winter have to deal with they now have to face their newly blooming feelings for one another. Rivalry turns into friendship and friendship to... something more?

What if Leonard remembered what happened when he was part of Legion of Doom? Not quite, but flashes. Strange deja-vu, which influenced him all the time. It led him to his cold gun, working with Mick, joining to Legends and becoming a hero. (Includes all Flash's episodes with Captain Cold and Legends of Tommorow first season)

Maria can count on her hand the number of people with whom she'd willingly drink and play poker. Fortunately for her old boss - who's lost half his team and is going through a semi-existential crisis - he's one of them. / [post-Civil War & pre-Spider-Man]

A bunch of Tadashi x GoGo Oneshots. The chapters might be short depending. Enjoy!

The one where friends, old and new, come together and hope blossoms. SEQUEL to "Reg Flag?" and "Social Call?" but can stand alone. (Pepper, Bucky, MJ, and Ned also make an appearance despite the site's character limit).

Kazuma succumbs after being touched by a god's greatest secret, dragging his master along to their shared doom. Now, Yato and co need to take care of Bishamon's cute, stubborn and completely amnesic reincarnation- keeping the child's past and memories to the abysses. (rated T for some language)

Leonard goes for a walk through the ship at night. He really needs to learn how to knock.

Steve was a soldier, not expecting to fall in love with anyone or discover who he really was, but could becoming a real team with the Avengers change that? Set after AOU, but starts at Avengers Assemble, and may contain M rated chapters if requested. Part of 'The Return of Pietro Maximoff' series - prior reading not necessary. CaptainHill!

Bossun and Himeko enjoy a beautiful night and a sweet cotton candy at the summer festival. A short continuation to Catching Up with Love. One shot.

What happens when the heroes of the Justice League gather for the first and last Roast of Batman? Add in a restless reporter (hell-bent on exposing the Bat's secret identity), an anxious Amazon (determined to remain above the rhetorical fray) and a felonious feline femme-fatale (I can just say Catwoman)? One thing's for certain: the League has *never* had a night like this.

{FIXED} We never got to see Diana and Alfred meet for the first time... Well, here is what I envisioned that encounter to be, having written this right after seeing Batman V Superman. [[WonderBat Wonder Woman X Batman Bruce X Diana]]

Sara just wants to avoid the Waverider's newest passenger. He, however, has other ideas. (Spoilers for the Earth-X crossover.)

n. The act of making something better; improvement. / A series of one-shots based on 100 themes for RoyAi. In saying that, chapters may contain spoilers, so you've been warned. / 5 - Fairy Tale - "Tell me, Lieutenant, how often does a knight in charming armour swoop in to save a damsel-in-distress from the big, bad dragon?"

...I would be your girl. / Tadashi&GoGo, ficlet connection for an assortment of AUs.

An overdose of recently-defrosted Sad Steve fumbling around trying to understand the twenty-first century, under the reluctant tutelage of Agent Maria Hill. Starring Puppy-dog eyes and sarcasm. Friendship only, no pairings. NEW! Unit 7: Getting around on the subway, part 2. COMPLETE!

Sara retires from protecting all of history to protecting just one city. When the Mayor is repeatedly spotted with White Canary, speculation begins over how, exactly, he knows her. Clearly, the obvious solution is to fake a relationship. (Oliver/Sara, oneshot.)

post "Batman v Superman" and "Wonder Woman". Bruce and Diana's work at bringing together potential members of the fledgeling Justice League gets interrupted by old foes of the Dark Knight uniting to take control of Metropolis in the wake of Superman's fall. Will the two learn to work together well enough to bring down the darkest and most dangerous of Gotham's underworld combined?

A ship is so much more than the people involved. It is also the stories behind those people and what made us ship them in the first place. This is a compilation of ideas and stories of Wonderbat showcasing the various emotions they have and show for each other. Say hello to some Wonderbat one-shots.

Five times, over the years, that Trish tells Jessica she loves her. Only once does Jessica say the words aloud herself.

A series of one-shots about what the Justice Leaue members do together when they're not fighting crime. Shayera and Wally argue, J'onn munches on Oreos, Diana tries to flirt with Bruce, John laughs at everything, Clark attempts team bonding, and Bruce just tries to ignore and evade it all. It's just the norm in the Watchtower. Major Wonder Bat and Hawk Lantern, lots of team fluff.

After five years of travelling, Bossun finally realizes his own feelings for Himeko. And now he has a lot of catching up to do, but things might not be going so smoothly for him. After all, five years is a long time for a girl to wait for a love that might never happen. Someone else could've whisked Himeko away before Bossun could even close his arms around her.

Three captains have a few drinks and discuss important captain stuff, i.e., that time Sara and Snart thought it would be a great idea to get Rip drunk.

United States Marine Corps. FORECON. 1st Battalion. Charlie Company. 3rd Platoon. LCPL Maria Hill. SHIELD. Avengers Initiative. Deputy Director Maria Hill. Invader. Protector. Attacker. Defender. Sword. Shield. Devil Dog. Guardian Angel. "Marines never die. They just rearm in Hell."

Zatanna is given the opportunity to change her stars. But does she truly want to? (Takes place after my story A Little More Street Magic)

Leonard Snart and Sara Lance. Captain Cold and the White Canary. What kind of moments does this couple during their travels on the Waverider? If you read, maybe you'll find out. Small One-Shots based on (mostly) everyone's favourite couple - Captain Canary. AU of Season 2, takes place after Believe, probably going to have Slight Amaya/Mick in the background.

Sara tells Oliver about Len.

When Alex has a spontaneous hook up with Maxwell Lord, it leads to a very awkward morning after when Kara decides to stop by her apartment to visit her sister. [cross-posted from AO3]

A series of mostly disconnected one-shots about or related to Tomadashi.

Deputy Director Maria Hill single-handedly runs S.H.I.E.L.D. That's a fact, not an opinion, and everyone knows it. As if Fury does much apart from stomp about with dramatic one-liners. She handles more deadly secrets everyday than most people could deal with in a lifetime. But everyone, even ice-cold, ex-assassins have a breaking point. And this has been building for a long time...

As Tadashi's best friend and roommate, GoGo is willing to make certain sacrifices for him, especially when he needs to get over his ex-girlfriend. Tomadashi/GoGodashi

CAPTAINHILL FANFIC! Written in first person from Maria's perspective, contains the Avengers, including Coulson, and describes how she denies her feelings for Steve, even though they are obviously there. The story is much better than my summary and contains some of Hills mysterious backstory! Civil War starts on chapter 28/29 if you want to skip. SWEARING INCLUDED!

The first one-shot in a series depicting the pairing/relationship of Maria Hill and Steve Rogers and the many situations and shenanigans they find themselves in. After all, what could be more intriguing than a super-soldier who loves buying Old Spice products and a kick-ass agent who has lady problems just like the rest of us? [Originally posted on A03].

Leonard and Sara crash a party…it doesn't go as planned.

When Tony, Clint and Natasha make a bet about the Ice Queen, Steve decides to stop it after he learns the identity of said Queen. Little does Steve know that the whole bet may or may not be an elaborate matchmaking plan from a certain genius. Things seem to be going well with the plan, until a new green villain shows up, as well as an ally, who messes up Tony's ship.

Honey Lemon knows she can tell Tadashi that GoGo has a blatantly obvious crush on him, and vice versa, but where would the fun be in such simplicity? Tomadashi/GoGodashi

There are only a few things that Maria Hill can handle. Working for a secret governemental compagny. Check. Being the unknown daughter of an imbecile who believed that the Hulk would make a great weapon. Check. Preventing an alien invasion was not on her list of things-to-do, this morning. Rated T because of Sir Anthony Stark.

A bunch of random one-shots from prompts that get sent to me, or that I come up with in my weird brain. First one: "Did you really just divide the room with tape? Is this a 90's sitcom?" Mainly Captain Canary, of course. Please come read, review, and send me prompts.

It's more or less Sara's fault, she'll admit that much (not to him, only to herself). In her defense, it was either the tiny dark closet or being found out by Savage's minions as she and Snart were raiding his 1983's study in Budapest. So when the minions entered the room, she didn't hesitate: she shoved Snart in the closet, followed and quickly shut the door after them.

When Agent Hill and Captain America first meet, it's not all rainbow kisses and unicorn stickers; it's tension, and not the good kind. But sometimes, the people we're at odds with at the beginning end up being the best people in our lives. [Developing Captain Hill.]

Set 5 years after their graduation, the gang is back together for a reunion their bound to remember. Bossun x Himeko

In which Mick is turned into a baby and Leonard and Sara have to look after him. Leonard x Sara. One-shot.

Maria Hill starts at S.H.I.E.L.D. There are forms.

In which Sara's injured, Leonard plays doctor (or maybe secretly is one), and nothing's ever the same again.

Follow up to Mission Interrupted. Natasha Romanoff has been sitting in a Shield cell since Barton and Hill brought her in three months ago. When Maria Hill comes to visit her, things finally start looking up again. Femslash February 2016

Natalia Romanova has a mission: capture Commander Hill and gain intel on Shield. Maria Hill has been captured and bides her time until she can make her escape. Femslash February 2016

GoGo expected to have a peaceful evening. Watch a few movies, pig out on popcorn, the usual. She did not, however, expect to be babysitting a drunk Tadashi... and dealing with the morning after. Yep. This was definitely not what she had expected. (Tomadashi ONESHOT, Rated T for GoGo's mouth)

Cheer #1: Christmas - Alex's Christmas shopping is interrupted by Maxwell Lord. (I haven't written in years so please, be kind!)

If he has plans to turn their story into a telenovela one day, well, he decides to just keep that to himself. For now. (Or a story about everyone else's stories of how they came to know Jane and Michael belonged together). A multi-character POV fic.

"Winter never backs down from a challenge; anything Qrow can do, she can do better. Even if it means dancing with him." Trouble's brewing at one of the Vytal Festival dances; after their most recent battle, Qrow offers Winter the chance to finish the fight. But what kind of dance is he asking her to do? And what's his motivation? Both genres run light. I do not own RWBY!

"After all, nobody in their right mind would wanna touch *her*. But then, Qrow ain't in his right mind." A compilation of Qrow's drunken reflections on Winter Schnee on his way to challenge her. Not really a romance for a number of reasons, most prominently that love doesn't factor into it. Strong T for language and implied suggestive themes. I do not own RWBY!

Maybe Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye were tied together from the very beginning. Maybe they were always destined to be in each other's lives, for good or bad. Maybe they never had a chance. One thing's for sure: neither of them would change it for the world. (My take on the 100 Royai Drabbles prompt basically: Royai, Team Mustang antics, Parental!Royai/EdAl.)

Never Bishamonten had thought that one of her Shinki would write a declaration of love into the exchange diary. But who is this anonymous writer? [Bishamonten x Kazuma, slight spoiler until chapter 27/volume 7]

One shot at how the gang finds a doppelganger of Robin but in actual it's Robin herself in her SHIELD uniform as Maria Hill.

Falling in love with Steve was not what Maria Hill wanted, avoiding him was what she decided was best. Maria Hill didn't run away from her problems, but Steve was an exception. Or the one where Maria finds herself avoiding Steve because he's dating Sharon Carter and she's kinda jealous, but ends up doing a mission with him.

CaptainHill's growing romance. Starts from when Rogers walks into the helicarrier in Avengers. Mostly made up scenes. This story links in with my other story Clintasha. I would recommend reading Clintasha before this, but do whatever you like. You don't need to read the other one to read this. All characters owned by MARVEL.

Maria and Steve like to challenge each other. Why? Because they understand each other. Too well.

Maria-centric drabble inspired by the quote in the cover image. Quote belongs to the people who water marked it, I just used it as inspiration. Pre-AoU. Hints of Captain Hill. One-shot.

The thought of losing Roy was too much to bear. If he was no longer here then there was no reason for her to continue living either. An alternate ending to episode 39 of brotherhood and chapter 19 in the manga.

"It's all very simple. But maybe because it's so simple, it's also hard." [Captain Hill]

In the aftermath of the Battle of New York, Steve gets a visit from Maria Hill. She has a minor administrative matter for him to handle...

It's impossible to try and forget about someone by moving on when they've got themselves latched inside your head..(Please don't judge the story by it's horrible summary.) Captain Hill endgame. Rating may change for later chapters.

Post AOS season 2 and Avengers Age of Ultron. Once upon a time Phil Coulson, Melinda May, Natasha Romanoff, Maria Hill and Clint Barton were the perfect team, under Nick Fury's command, and now after everything that has happened Coulson wants his team back, but now, considering everything that has happened and changed, will that even be possible? SLIGHT AU.

Maria Hill is hopeless when it comes to love, and Steve is too innocent to do anything about love; they're so caught up in saving the world, they don't even realize how much they have in common... including feelings. Series of oneshots/chapters of Captain Hill as they develop their relationship. Start at K , but we'll see. This story is interactive: see Author's note.

It's no secret Hill checked out Steve the minute he stepped on board, but she's could at keeping cool, burying her feelings... until she comes across the half-naked hero fighting a washing machine. Just some cute Captain Hill awkwardness. Rated T for Hill's language.

"When Alex was little, bedtime was a fairytale." Alex used to believe in happy endings.

Riza Hawkeye learns the hard way to never trust Team Mustang to relay a message to the colonel for her.

Now that he knows that she is the one, he never wants to let her go. Barry/Caitlin drabble series. Requests or suggestions greatly appreciated!

Four short missing scenes from Avengers: Age of Ultron — so SPOILERS! Interaction between Tony Stark and Maria Hill regarding who Maria is working for.

Maria Hill goes digging in some cardboard boxes and discovers some shocking secrets.

Different oneshots based on prompts I receive on my tumblr (allen-and-snow). Ratings differ for each chapter!

A stolen moment at Thor's farewell party. If there was such a rating, I'd rate this PG-13 for married-couple verbal foreplay.

A parody of the Batman the Animated Series episode: Almost Got'em. What happens when the ladies of the league get together for poker night? Who was the closest? Who almost got the Batman, and more important, who did?

She'll probably never admit it aloud, but she'll miss the coffee, the views, and maybe the egotistical billionaire behind it all. / [post-Avengers: Age of Ultron]

Things are looking up for Maria Hill, newly hired Director of Operations at Stark Industries, until she takes some personal leave and everything spirals out of control in her absence. Between lawyers, Fury, people trying to sell her things, people trying to get her to hire them, and her mother, it's no wonder she's not checking her messages. And it's all the anaconda's fault.

A series of Tomadashi AUs. Length varies.

Day 1, Trust: Roy brings Riza drinking with him, trusting that she'll keep him from doing anything stupid. RoyAi Oneshots written for FMA Week 2015.

Maria Hill never lest her heart lead, because doing so leads to foolish decisions, such as letting a certain super-soldier get under her skin. These sorts of decisions are always disastrous mistakes, and this time is no exception. Prequel to Too Busy, et. al. But you don't have to read those first. Rated T for language, violence, and smooching. :)

Observations: Dizziness, shortness of breath, incessant blushing, perpetual stupidity. Hypothesis: Stroke. 2nd hypothesis: Poisoned by aphrodisiac. — Tadashi:Gogo.

"May used to be different. She was warm. Fearless in a different way. Getting in trouble, pulling pranks. Thought rules were meant to be broken." A look at Melinda May and her relationship with Phil Coulson over time - from a different perspective.

Maria wasn't quite sure how she ended up here, but she did know that it was all Phil's fault. one-shot. My fanfic Agent Maria is based off of this. For the full story read that, but this is slightly different. THIS IS COMPLETE! READ AGENT MARIA FOR MORE.

How could Fury do this to her? He knows how she feels about 'Superheroes'. Maria-centric post-Avengers AU of randomness from the black hole I call a brain. Captain Hill, Thane, Pepperony, Bretty, DarcyxIan, one-sided Clintasha. T because assassins and my mouth can be worse than Tony's. Occasionally about Steve, because Captain Hill. *On hold until the plot bunnies attack*

Short moment between Nick Fury and Maria Hill during Winter Soldier inspired by the deleted scene where Natasha calls out Fury on making her believe he was dead.

Maria Hill is not exactly what pops into anyone's head when they think of 'damsel in distress'. She has this tendency to shoot people in the foot before they even know they've angered her. Then the Hulk takes an interest in her, and while normally she knows exactly how to handle unwanted attention, the Hulk is not exactly responsive to her normal methods.

ONE SHOT: "Dammit. I'm not attracted to that idiotic detective!"

Maria Hill is excited for the start of her vacation. However, when one of her agents walks into her favorite bar she know that the fun is over.

GoGo's and Tadashi's idea of seeking vengeance on their friends for setting them up on a blind date is to fake a relationship with a disastrous end. The issue neither considered is exactly what's fake and what's real. / Tomadashi, AU-ish.

Mistletoe with bells. Huh. Who knew. Tomadashi. Part 1 of The Bells series.

Fred lets something slip that Hiro never needed to know. Of course he needs the full story now.

"Well then," He raised his glass slightly. "I challenge you to have a drinking contest with me, whoever gets piss drunk first, will have to pay for the drinks," One corner of his lips raise up mischievously. "Agreed?" Tomadashi. One-shot.

Welcome to San Fransokyo, land of the late-night cram sessions, long days in the lab, and everything in between. / Tadashi&GoGo, drabble dump.

Some think Maria Hill is a traitor to SHIELD. Director Coulson disagrees.

Maria Hill is best at what she does, because she knows you have to make tough choices to survive. They blamed her, it was afterall her fault most of the time and they called her heartless because she was. That never stopped her from doing what needs to be done.

Hill being turned into a teenager wasn't going to be as much of an immediate problem as they'd thought.

(One-Shot) Taking it on herself to clean his wounds after returning from a mission, Diana learns more about the all-too mysterious Dark Knight than she anticipated, while, similarly, Bruce slowly opens his heart in the process. Rated T for minor suggestive-y things.

Nothing like coming up with a title five days before you finish posting a story. :) Image from f***yeahcaptainhill dot tumblr dot com. (FFN is kinda picky about that sort of thing). 30-Day OTP for my OTP. In my headverse so totally A/U after IM3. Glimpses into Steve's and Maria's lives. Lots of angst, some mush, very little fluff. Title from the Lee Brice song.

Maria Hill's voicemail, after the fall of SHIELD. Between lawyers, Fury, people trying to sell her things, people trying to hire her, and her mother, no wonder she's not checking her messages. "Ms. Hill, you just called to book a funeral with us, and we wanted to confirm that there is, in fact, no body for the funeral." Post-TWS and Agents of SHIELD. Now with a sequel!

Maria Hill is a little... stressed. And ticked off. And she may want to put a bullet in a certain director's head.

It's Clark's birthday, and Diana forces Bruce to spend time with his friends. DianaxBruce, LoisxClark I was a fan of Bruce Timm's Justice League, so this is based on those versions of the characters. Now complete!

Tony was very interested in attending the interview of Maria Hill at Stark Industries because he was just being Tony. What mayhem would he cause? Would Maria kill Tony by the end of the day? Would Pepper help?

'You see, a friend of mine, Maria Hill, told me something interesting. Eye candy? Really? You almost beat my score and the best you could come up with was "eye candy"' She raised an eyebrow at him, while Ward found it impossible to speak. He was in trouble.

Where is the one place HYDRA cannot go? / Skye's past as a fangirl comes in handy, Mike Peterson does not approve (of anything), and Maria Hill calls in a few friends to help. Derailed remix of episode 1x20, "Nothing Personal".

They are all pieces in a game. Coulson finds out his own role in the game and he is not the only one.

What does the Trinity do together when they're on break? Hey, why not grab a bite to eat. Aimless conversation ensues. Hints of BMWW. (Cover art credit: Jasric)

Maria Hill has to deal with an angry Colonel Talbot, following the events at Providence. Spoilers for "Nothing Personal."

"She didn't know why, but she didn't like those hands of him placing on the back of the girl." -KazumaxBishaa fluff ('coz this couple is such a pain in the butt not to have any single entry here.)

I wrote this one-shot (a long time ago) in response to a challenge… Something about either Bruce or Diana getting drunk, throwing up and admitting their feelings to each other… or something. I honestly can't remember the exact details or who issued the challenge (Sorry!).

Agent Hill becomes unknowingly contaminated by a concentrated chemical substance created by two SHIELD techs. Though originally devised to make hostile subjects cooperative, this chemical, still in its early developmental stages, instead causes Maria to act brazenly flirtatious toward the next persons in sight: Captain America and the God of Thunder. How awkward could things get?

AU Nick Fury is the adoptive father to Clint, Natasha, Phil Coulson, and Maria Hill. Just some one shots taking a look into their daily lives. prompts are welcome. :)

Warned of a distant threat with the capability of destroying the Justice League and the entire world, Batman goes to face it alone, separating himself from the League to extents that they cannot believe. While Wonder Woman and the League search desperately for answers, the shroud of fear will fall as battles are waged and feelings are finally faced. Set post-JLU in the DCAU. BMWW

There are a lot of stereotypes about perfect boyfriends and Bossun is far from one. But at least he gets some things right. A series of one-shots about your favourite SKET Dance couple. BossunxHimeko

College life: bitches, bullies, and besties. Or possibly not quite. [Natasha & Maria college AU]

Stark would have known what to do with an outraged woman facing him, betrayal in her eyes. Rogers had no clue what was going on, what to do, how to behave. Which was why he was perfect.

Hawkeye gets a call to pick up a very drunk Mustang, and it would be much easier if he would just keep his hands to himself. Royai

Roy Mustang wakes up in a very awkward position after having to share a bed with Hawkeye and he needs to solve his problem before she wakes up. Royai

There is undoubtedly irony in the universe when a seventeen year old girl can find a woman who's been dead for over forty years while men three times her age carry on, oblivious to Peggy Carter's continued existence.

A (very) brief history of Maria Hill.

Operation 'Feed Hill' is a go. Or the relationship between Maria Hill and food, with regards to the Avengers Initiative.

The curious tale of how the Avengers adopted Maria Hill and her daughter. [Avengers as family, kidfic, background Clint/Natasha, background Tony/Pepper, eventually Steve/Maria][COMPLETE 29th March, 2013]

All the Avengers have asked Maria Hill out at some point.

In which Clint is broken and Maria advises he get help. One-shot vignette.

They're not normal; they're S.H.I.E.L.D. A friendship spanning ten years, of growth and outgrowing, of unexpected twists and turns and dark horses, and of industrial building parts.

Probable concussion. The perfect moment. And the embarrassment of mementos. [Maria Hill/Steve Rogers, with some Stark snark thrown in for good measure] 30 Days of OTP: Day 2 - Cuddling

"I'm beginning to think you're the most terrifying woman I've met." Learning to like, live with, and love Maria Hill.

Just a bunch of arguments/moments they can have in the car. Gwevin and bits of Benlie.

After a series of unfortunate events Bossun finds himself alone with Himeko in a dark, abandoned sports shed on a pile of old gym mats. It turns out, Himeko is a very cheeky drunk! Rated T for mature scenes. Please enjoy!

Surprisingly, it was Maria Hill who pushed Clint firmly on the path to recovery. Post-movie. Friendship only. T for language.

This takes place right after "Shadow Dance" and the last monster is sent back to the proper dimension. Scott and Jean share a dance. Still friendship, but the start of something is right around the corner.

Tony and Clint pull a prank on Steve, but too bad for them Steve enjoys it. Probably more then he should. One shot. Tony being Tony. Agent Hill/Captain America. Tony/Clint/Steve Friendship

The worst dreams are the ones that aren't yours at all.

Five times Roy Mustang drunk dialed Riza Hawkeye. RoyRiza.

All of the members of Mustang's team have their quirks that make them a difficult roommate. Roy Mustang is not an exception to that rule...unless he's rooming with Riza Hawkeye. *slight Royai*

Diana tries to convince Bruce that he needs love and happiness in his life, and that she is the one to bring them. He doesn't know she is aware of his secret identity, and she uses that information in her plan. Ch. 14 is up. It is finished!