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Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 304,041 - Reviews: 4683 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 6,116 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Fade to Black by iaso reviews
Kasumi Kurosawa thought she had gotten lucky. She was reborn as the daughter of a farming couple, all the way on the outskirts of Fire Country and far from Konoha. She thought she had a peaceful, safe life ahead of her. She was wrong, of course, because things are never that easy - that didn't mean she had to be happy about it, though. SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 174,963 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., OC
Dance of the Dog God by Tartarun reviews
Kakashi loved Konoha a little less and his father a bit more. What happens next changes the face of history. However Team 7's destiny years later is still wrapped with the silver haired man's and an intricate dance begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,157 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Team Seven
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,755 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 8,526 - Follows: 9,564 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 493,268 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
This Student Life by Mirufey reviews
Reborn arrives in Japan to train the next Vongola heir, who turns out to be a frustrated and near-insane university student. AU, 5YL, Sassy!Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,109 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 12/25/2016 - H. Gokudera, Reborn, T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 170,771 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 4,058 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 349,195 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 5,299 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Eru Lee and the Sundance Kid by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Instead of going to the Star Wars universe, the unwitting Eru Lee and Uchiha Obito stumble into a strange almost medieval world filled with immortal and terrifying hunter nin, clever half-sized shinobi with the all consuming goal of getting lucky, and the worst kage ever. Side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds", sister fic of "Finishing the Hat".
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,311 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 3/21/2018 - [Sauron, Obito U., OC] Frodo B.
Storming Skies by Araceil reviews
DISCONTINUED. It was just a silly high-school girls' love ritual. Nothing was supposed to happen. Nothing would have happened, had Gokudera's mother not been a Squib. Now he's caught in another country, and in the middle of a deadly tournament. Gokudera/Harry (Firecracker). Post KHR-Canon. Love Ritual Cliche - but different.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,848 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Harry P., H. Gokudera] Hermione G. - Complete
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,977 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4647 - Favs: 6,090 - Follows: 6,127 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Loyalty by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 237,517 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Anko M.
(Don't) Forget by Swissed Toast reviews
I didn't want to die; didn't want to forget. I feared becoming a nobody. So then, wasn't it ironic that I'd be reborn into a world where I'd likely die as a nobody — just one body in a sea of corpses. If I want even a small chance of avoiding that fate, there was really only one option for me. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 128,471 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Genma S., OC
Eyes On Fire by cherryvvoid reviews
Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,156 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., Kagami U., OC
Detergent by cherryvvoid reviews
Her new father was the Shoten shop keeper from that one anime with the swords. Shimei could only wonder what woman was crazy enough to get it on with Mr. Hat n' Clogs? Because really, Kisuke Urahara was NOT father material. SI-as-Urahara's-daughter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 3,550 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, Tessai T., OC
Kyouya, The Gamer by Ourliazo reviews
We are all fu-ked now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 54,184 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 5/3/2016 - K. Hibari, Disciplinary Committee
A Collector's Guide to Caring for Your Pets by Ourliazo reviews
Kyouya is seven years old and enjoys making herbivores spontaneously combust. (In which Kyouya collects flame active children because the colours are pretty. By the time someone notices it's already far too late.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,866 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 10/18/2016 - T. Kusakabe, K. Hibari, Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 570,898 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Courier, Arcade G., Alex M./Zeus
Death is but the Next Great Adventure by TheObsidianQuill reviews
What if that night in Godric's Hollow went differently? What if Harry did die? What if Death stepped in and made a deal with the Savior of the Wizarding World? How different would Harry's life be after that deal? (Or, Harry makes a deal with Death and in exchange gains something Voldemort has fought his entire life for. Immortality. And a strange friendship with Death) (Harry/Tom)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 268,138 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 7/18/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,333 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 5,846 - Follows: 5,126 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Keeping Your Character by Insanity-Red reviews
When a girl from our world takes advantage of a quirk in the reincarnation system, guess whose body she ends up in? See what changes when the stupid cow isn't so stupid - nor a cow. What else will change when she retains knowledge from her previous life?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,399 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 4,013 - Follows: 4,258 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Lambo
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7514 - Favs: 9,751 - Follows: 10,278 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,927 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 7,216 - Follows: 8,489 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Writing on the Wall by Shinda Shikai reviews
The Shinigami died of laughter, the toads cried salty tears and the girl… well, she tried. "It's not my fault," she told herself. It is something of an art to make a village of murder and backstabbing worse than it already is. "I just didn't realise how talented I am." A world full of irony.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,455 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Orochimaru, Anko M., Team Seven, OC
Be the Death of Me by Hweianime reviews
The one where Death loses one Harry Potter's soul, had a small mental break and took a vacation. A vacation as the Boy Who Lived. Because, irony. {Death!Harry, well, more like Harry!Death.} (slash, SSHP, warning: underage) STOPS AT END OF THIRD YEAR. If interested in more check out my account at AO3 (Hweianime) for the smuttier ongoing ver
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 432,941 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 148,559 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 9,286 - Follows: 11,328 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Forged in Blood and Bone by Vherstinae reviews
A campaign of hatred left her bent, but unbroken. When the world continues to be horrible to good people, however, the bent iron will snap back and strike at the aggressors. AU, Alt-Power Taylor.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,450 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/14/2016
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 1 by Fulcon reviews
A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 375,194 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 4,930 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Welcome to the club by Malicean reviews
Still reeling from the revelations at Bespin – and not exactly reassured by Obi-wan's rationalizations and Yoda's last words and subsequent disappearing act – Luke had entered the coordinates for his first jump away from Dagobah more or less blindly. He had promptly come this close to splattering his X-wing all over the SSD Executor's colossal armored underbelly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 132,221 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 390,463 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 5,724 - Follows: 6,015 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 268,079 - Reviews: 7411 - Favs: 6,585 - Follows: 6,891 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
The Wasteland by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,395 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Harry P., Frodo B., Sauron - Complete
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 5,378 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 4,186 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,718 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 6,045 - Follows: 7,137 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 214 - Words: 2,214,405 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,273 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Meet the Skywalkers by frodogenic reviews
Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,339 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,612 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 5928 - Favs: 11,285 - Follows: 11,322 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Shards of Impossibility by Cybertramon001 reviews
In a world where the villains outnumber the heroes, where black and white becomes grey, there is a new force entering the game. A weapon more powerful than anyone can fully understand. And as the old saying goes, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. There will be changes in the world, and cities will shake. A Prototype/Worm crossover. Rated M for blood. Up for adoption.
Crossover - Prototype & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 264,425 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M., Skitter - Complete
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,969 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 4,253 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 3/26/2015
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Skittering Campione by Greatazuredragon reviews
Taylor Hebert has been known by many titles during the course of her young life: Daughter, friend, victim, villain, warlord, hero, monster, savior… But now, awakening in a whole new world after defeating Scion, she will have to bear a new unexpected title: Campione.
Crossover - Campione!/カンピオーネ! & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,772 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Skitter
Of Organized Crime and Schizophrenia by AshGopal reviews
Tsunade expected to end up in Heaven after her death, peacefully enjoying an eternity of drinking and gambling. What she didn't expect was to be reborn and to end up as the heir to a family of elite criminals. I mean, wasn't having a super famous ancestor and being expected to follow in their footsteps enough after the first time? Reincarnated!Tsunade, Fem!Tsuna
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,678 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
Ride the Lightning (WormDC Crossover) by The Coffee Guru reviews
Alt Power Taylor has a power from DC Comics. Butterflies ensue.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 5/1/2016
Not The Hero by Alara Rogers reviews
Discord meets a human-in-Equestria Seventh Element. Except there is no such thing as a Seventh Element. When the Big Hero the world believes in is a universe-warping villain, sometimes a villain must step up to become a hero. Mocks the concept of Gary Stu, but not a comedy, and may get quite dark.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 285,053 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Discord
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 6,596 - Follows: 4,353 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Hunger by ReadingBlueWolf reviews
With InGen's intentions foggy at best, Owen's barely treading water—red-stained, mosasaur-infested water. Is it really any surprise he can't see what Blue really needs?
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen, Barry
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,312 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
It Ends At Dawn by KannaKyomu reviews
She couldn't remember if she was a little girl, a grown woman, or some kind of wild beast. All she wants is what everyone wants- a purpose, a reason to be. The day she meets the man who embodies the ocean, is the day she chooses the path she will take in this life. Because it wasn't about her. Maybe it never was. Gen. SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 137,892 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Sasuke U., Akatsuki, OC
Strange Growths by Cakes Blargh reviews
Patrick Gordon. Accountant, divorcee, and attentive father. His bowling league think he's a little weird, but a nice guy. He's not what his mother wanted him to be... but when his 'brother' comes calling, he might have to embrace his family legacy after all. Sometimes a Pariah just can't run far enough away.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 165,648 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M., PARIAH
Ineffability (And How To Avoid It) by angelsdemonsducks reviews
Set 20 years post-GO and after 5.22 of SPN. Dean's miserable. Sam's soulless. Castiel is beginning to fight a war he cannot win. Crowley is starting to hate his position. And Aziraphale is dead. But one choice, one single action, changes everything. Now, with the world hanging in the balance, an unlikely team must form to save it. Gabriel's welcome to stop laughing anytime now.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,360 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Aziraphale, Dean W., Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Game of Life and Devils by general zargon reviews
When Ichigo Kurosaki started to see names and levels floating over people's heads the day he moved to a new city, the only thing he could say was that it honestly wasn't the strangest thing that had ever happened to him. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,136 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 4,278 - Updated: 5/11/2018 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Ichigo K., Kalawarner, Tiamat
Epidemiology by DarkGidora reviews
She had come down with a bug, she'd be fine. He made it off the island, that's the end of it, right? Short stories examining individual downward spirals during the Manhattan Island Outbreak.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/6/2018 - Published: 8/2/2015
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,883 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 158,170 - Reviews: 3234 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 4,099 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Fate Plays Chess by Drake-Seriel reviews
To deserve all this shit in her last life, she had to be the sort of person who stood on top of a transmission tower during thunderstorm in wet, copper Darth Vader's cosplay, shouting "All Gods are nitwits!" Now, all she could do was behave like a little gremlin and try not to die (apparently contains tons of adorableness, fluff and jocularity - or so I'm told)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,138 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru, OC
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 508,621 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Boundaries by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Blue doesn't know where they are.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,809 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen, Barry - Complete
Dead-Eyed Tsuna by Wyrvel reviews
Abalone Funeral Dirge Act I. Sawada Tsunayoshi is clumsy, rude, inconsiderate, has no notable skills, is not very smart, and has the resting face of an axe murderer. He's not sure how that led into being involved with mass criminal politics. (Disciplinary Committee non-Decimo Tsuna with some severe emotional dampening, ensemble cast.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 257,575 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Hana K., Kyōko S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4175 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 10,495 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Evolution by DragonlordRynn reviews
Three years after Manhattan the Ray Sphere explodes in Empire City. Cole wakes up exhibiting strange powers, and he has to find a way to figure out how to survive when everybody suddenly wants his head. And then there is that guy with the claws too. Life suddenly got a lot more stressful. Part three of the 'Evolution' Series. Now Complete.
Crossover - Prototype & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 275,735 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M., Cole MacGrath, Zeke D. - Complete
Two of a kind by Winds of time reviews
Six years old Cloud Strife was only minding his own business, but randomly getting an older brother was kind of awesome. Even if he now lived inside his head and claimed his name was Cloud Strife too. Time-travel with a twist, slow-building SephirothxAC!Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,071 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Finding the Way by ack1308 reviews
Taylor and Danny Hebert trigger at the same time, and get linked powers. As Compass Rose and Pathfinder, they must explore their new abilities, and the effects of these powers on the world around them.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,508 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Tattletale, Panacea, Miss Militia, Danny H.
A Finely Honed Blade by ensou reviews
What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,185 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
Deus Ex presents: Messin' with Pritchard by Anendda Rysden reviews
That's it. He'd finally gone too far. Sent one too many emails. And Jensen's had it up to his auged-out eyeballs. Today he's slithered into the vents to plot his revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge. Sarif thinks it's about time. Malik's brought the popcorn.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Complete
Queen of the Swarm by Vherstinae reviews
With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 224,968 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,936 - Follows: 13,043 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 12,771 - Follows: 14,095 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 5,982 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Funeral Pyre by Anendda Rysden reviews
The planet was a fetid swamp under a dying crimson sun. At the time, Piett had been flabbergasted by how easily the Dark Lord could shrug off pain, killing the creature even after its three-foot barb had pierced his shoulder – but that'd been over an hour ago, before Vader's hand had begun to shake, and before the notion of poison had first entered the panicked Captain's head.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,187 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, Stormtroopers - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5111 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 4,963 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 4,647 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Duplicity by pompomwoop reviews
It was supposed to only be a partnership based on deception – that is, until Itachi begins to unravel the layers of the man beneath the monster while Orochimaru ends up discovering more than he bargained for. ItaOro. Akatsuki. On-going.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,791 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/26/2017 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Itachi U., Orochimaru]
Death is a vacation by Tarkus the Jaguar reviews
Taylor Hebert died in the locker. And in the ambulance on the way to hospital. A third time to an incompetent doctor. Then, a week later, she was hit by a car.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,893 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 12/3/2015
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Harrold Jameson Potter-Hellsing by Makuro767 reviews
A four-way crossover; Fate certainly has it out for young Harry, leading and priming him ready for the seat of Hellsing's Heir and the Queen's Order of Religious Knight. The Magical World asked for a saviour ready to be used to their ends, so how should the Ministry react when their 'puppet' become the 'puppeteer? Watch as the boy grew up to be a monster...Pic: zarleight
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,720 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Dudley D., Alucard, Integra
Dreamer by Aleycat4eva reviews
The lines of reality and not-reality have always been pretty blurry to Lien. It never bothered her much, because she made her own lines and followed her own whimsy. Things, however, have a way of getting out of hand, and it's a shame the lines begin to blur for every one else as well. SI/OCinsert, Multiple OC's. OC centric. PROBABLY ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,809 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Ino Y., Yamato, OC
Harry Potter and the Sympathy of Souls by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Voldemort succeeds in stealing the philosopher's stone, but not all is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,450 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] [Nicolas F., Perenelle F.] - Complete
Taylor Hebert and the Army of Acromantula by twosmall reviews
Oneshot. What happens when Taylor finds out she is a wizard, after re-incarnating in the Harry Potter verse three years ahead of Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 160 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Skitter - Complete
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by HighValour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 217,074 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/2/2012
A Brief Interlude by Forged Obsidian reviews
A compilation of various points of view as the galaxy changes around their heads. An AU post ROTJ, which happens to include a very much alive Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Complete
Stand the Hazard by KeelieThompson1 reviews
A plot from the future to save the past effectively ends Anakin Skywalker's career as a Jedi knight.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,899 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 5,580 - Follows: 6,206 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,842 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum reviews
He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 5,805 - Follows: 6,389 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 8/23/2014
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,112 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Denzel
Everything and Nothing by Rescind reviews
When faced with her bullies' apparent immunity to disciplinary action, Taylor Hebert decides the best course of action is to use her new power to investigate. After acquiring enough evidence to sink Sophia once and for all, she personally delivers it straight into the Protectorate's hands. Unfortunately, things don't go quite the way she had planned.
Crossover - Hellsing & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,752 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 11/15/2016
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 720,118 - Reviews: 5801 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Owen, Indominus Rex
My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space by EarthScorpion reviews
Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,897 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Gendo I., Yui I.
The Cuckoo Father by Luki Dimension reviews
When Shamal is 12 years old, he falls in love. It's the biggest mistake of his life. (WARNING: Talk of Abortion and mention of rape)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/28/2017 - H. Gokudera, Shamal, Gokudera's Father, Lavina - Complete
Accidental Imprint by Stygian Hazard reviews
The Indominus Rex didn't have anyone there for her growing up, which was why she grew up to be a monster. But what if someone had been there? Owen had just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hybrid dinosaur. When he got there, he was just in time to see two Indominus Rex eggs hatch. Now they've both imprinted on him. Only time will tell if this will change things.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen, Indominus Rex
Child's Play by DragonlordRynn reviews
Alex. Dana. Cross. A Baby. Alex's life sucks.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M., R. Cross - Complete
Black Cloud by yulchii reviews
Where he didn't remember and then suddenly did and wished to forget again. Or where Regulus survives, hits his head and becomes the Cloud Arcobaleno.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,287 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Regulus B., Skull
Do Unto Others by Lady Salazar reviews
James made a mistake. Lily got even. In the wake of Voldemort's resurrection, the consequences catch up to Harry, and from there it's demons, dark wizards, and devil hunters. Let's rock! HP/DMC crossover, fifth year AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,368 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7692 - Favs: 13,455 - Follows: 14,366 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Onto Greener Pastures and Brighter Skies by Trinity103 reviews
Harry Potter has done it: he has defeated the Dark Lord. Yet this victory has come at a great price: namely, the eradication of the entire human race. Wizards, muggles, and creatures alike perished and now Harry is alone left, cursed with the title of the Master of Death and an extended life. So, Harry does what any wizard with too much time would: he goes "traveling".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,631 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Harry P., Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,100 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
The Cat and the Canary by Countdown reviews
Mr. Masrani had them close the gate while people were still in her paddock. But what if he'd had them lock the gate when the camera showed the worker opening it? After all, they must keep the asset contained at all costs. In which the Indominus Rex is bored, has conflicted and confused instincts… and she's lonely.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen, Indominus Rex - Complete
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,747 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Kingsley S.
Equilibrium by Rendered Reversed reviews
!VRgameAU! Voldemort was supposed to be the bored necromancer with a slightly creepy obsession with the undead. Scarred was just supposed to be a berserker, but things never work out that way. For one, he's not a berserker. He's a bishop. For two, he's the renegade High Priest of Gryffindor. For three, well... let's just say Voldemort's obsession isn't on the undead anymore. TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,415 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.]
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,101 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 5,458 - Follows: 6,492 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Tales of a Gutsy Ninja by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,723 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Young Love by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
Mighty Morphin Mecha Rangers! by Thaeonblade reviews
When Angel Groove is attacked by ridiculously powerful enemies, what does Seto Kaiba do? Blackmail Simon the Digger, Roger Smith, Bit Cloud, Van of Fanelia, and Shinji Ikari to lead a host of gundam veterans and mecha aces to fight them! AU Mega-crossover cram-packed with awesome, smart, and epic silliness. Bridging towards Season Finale event. Cover by MagnozZ
Big O - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 375,501 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 10/1/2010
And Whispered In the Sounds of Silence by Jenny Islander reviews
This is a series of gap fillers for Fialleril's magnificent Double Agent Vader series, available here at FFN. I strongly recommend reading everything under the Double Agent Anakin and Tatooine Slave Culture tags at fialleril dot tumblr dot com or you're going to be lost and confused. Anything here may be jossed at any time. Also, I note that FFN still can't grok double dashes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Biggs D., M. Mothma, F. Piett
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2560 - Favs: 6,341 - Follows: 6,226 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9290 - Favs: 6,780 - Follows: 5,319 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
The Complicated Detour to Evolution by PolarPanther reviews
Killing Aizen had just risen in priority. Not only was Grimmjow far from Hueco Mundo in his old Adjuchas form, but he was stuck with three retarded brats who refused to leave him alone when he had better things to do.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,464 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Team Seven, Grimmjow J. - Complete
What Comes Around by Vathara reviews
Alibaba's life never gets easier. Even in another life. AKA, Magi canon looks like it's going to end up an incredible mess... and the bunnies decided they needed major fixit. As in, reborn in another world level of fixit. ...This is Magi. And Ugo's really, really smart... ;)
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 235,153 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Aladdin, Alibaba S., Morgiana, Sinbad - Complete
The Warlock's Quickening by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Merlin might have come to Camelot to master his magic, not to end the Purge, but he's not going to sit idly by while his kin suffer. Oh no. Whether it's releasing a chained dragon, smuggling sorcerers out of the city, or trying to change Arthur's mind, he's fighting back. Now. Series rewrite beginning after 1X02 featuring Proactive!Merlin. AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,790 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Complete
Flashlight Folly by Mighty Dreamfinder reviews
Missing his T-Cog and utterly humiliated, Starscream attempts to take shelter from the night only to be interrupted by a little boy and his flashlight. Prime, Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Starscream - Complete
I've invented a momentum that'll never slow me down by black.k.kat reviews
Part 1 of the superhero!AU. "No," Tobirama says again, though he already has a sneaking, sinking suspicion that he's going to lose this argument, as he does the vast majority of his arguments with Mito. Then, because sometimes the only way to undermine Mito's crazy is to match it, he adds, "If one of us is Batman, the other has to be Robin, and I look terrible in pixie boots."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] [Mito U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
ASL Tutorial by Octoya reviews
The heart of a pacifist is put to the test, and so is the game's coding, when the child returns to the underground. Their aim was the Core and its creator, but that was only the first step and arguably the easiest one. Borrows from the Handplates AU. Rated for violence I guess I mean Frisk is the only one that bleeds
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,489 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Gaster - Complete
Dog Days by Hermionechan90 reviews
Reincarnation was never easy, not for humans and especially not for a former Inu Youkai that now had to come to terms with his human and more importantly mortal body... and somebody really should have warned Sesshomaru about the headache certain humans could be. reincarnated!Sesshomaru, papa!Kakashi
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 41,255 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Sesshōmaru, Kakashi H., Orochimaru
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 4,671 - Follows: 5,379 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
The Bloody Boys by Luki Dimension reviews
Nana heralds from a family of serial killers. She neglects to mention this to her husband. When Iemitsu makes it clear he doesn't expect Tsuna to join his family, Nana brings him into hers.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 590 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Nana S., Ryōhei S., T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 7,107 - Follows: 8,698 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 6,477 - Follows: 7,489 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
Dissonance by SkyGem reviews
When Reborn is sent to Japan to train Sawada Masako to be Vongola Decima, he is surprised to find Sawada Tsunayoshi instead, a struggling young trans man trying not to drown in a world where no one takes him seriously. And suddenly, Reborn finds he is not only a tutor, but also a parental figure to his new young student. Vignette series. No pairings. Warning for misgendering.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Trial of Darth Vader by Librarianbot reviews
Following the battle of Endor, a lone prisoner waits for what fate will bring him, his very existence kept a closely guarded secret. Desperately trying to work out what to do with him, the Rebel leaders send a lone analyst to take a record of his side of the story. AU, following on from an alternate ending for Return of the Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 60,299 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Complete
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 546 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
For Love of Horses by AngelaStarCat reviews
If Lily and Petunia had a single bond that remained between them through the years: a love of horses. What difference would it make to a single orphaned boy? Alternative Universe, dual Petunia Evans and Harry Potter's POV. Because sometimes we just want Harry to leave Britain behind, and horses are a good enough reason to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 208 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 4,449 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3588 - Favs: 10,170 - Follows: 11,993 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 7,447 - Follows: 5,969 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 6,698 - Follows: 7,696 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
In Limbo by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 425 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,388 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Obito U.
Wail of the Banshee by Blackhole1 reviews
Yes, gentlemen, another Worm Crossover featuring Taylor with a new set set of superpowers. This time, it's Worm crossed with the runny/gunny wahey that is Warframe. All characters and objects belong to their respective owners. All rights reserved. The premise? What if our favorite bullied teen found herself with a Banshee class Warframe?
Crossover - Warframe & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 220,457 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Skitter
Gilded by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
With loving parents and plenty of friends, unease is the last thing that Naruto should be feeling. But it lingers in the back of his mind, clouding his sight with suspicion and paranoia. Why do his dreams feel so real? Why does he remember things that never were? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Tale of a Mad Inventor by GenderlessPerson reviews
What to do… What to do… That was all Harry could think about as he lazed around his home, watching through half-lidded eyes as his adopted son plotted world domination.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,704 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6052 - Favs: 7,934 - Follows: 5,995 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Heretic by black.k.kat reviews
At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Pulling The Strings by Hubris Plus reviews
Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,201 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Gaara, Kankuro
The Timeless Value of a Mended Friend by Green Tea Bubbles reviews
A twist on the usual Team 7 time travel. All three are granted a second chance, back as babies in the same timeline. Except none of them know that the others are back too and all three have different plans for the future. Sakura wants to prevent a war. Sasuke wants to start one. And Naruto? He just wants Team 7 back, and maybe he'll even save Konoha in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,220 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Team Seven
This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,611 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Accidental Vessel by Alatar Maia reviews
Gabriel might have made a mistake when he borrowed pagan weapons to make a fake angel blade, but he'd thought it would be enough to trick Lucifer. Well, it was, but now the archangel find himself set adrift on another Earth. With his Grace almost gone and unwillingly possessing Harry Potter, what can Gabriel do? Maybe Hogwarts will be enough to distract him...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 316,142 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel - Complete
Mastering Death and Lording over Time by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
When one was faced with eternity the only thing that could make the passage of time bearable was a companion. Death knew that, which was why it made sure that his Master ran into the only other person in the Universe who knew it too.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 736 - Published: 8/23/2015 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
How Long Is Forever? by tradition reviews
Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Trading Yesterday by Shadowblayze reviews
Kawahira finds someone else to be the Sky Arcobaleno in place of Aria, and it changes everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,511 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Harry P., Arcobaleno - Complete
Dissociative Identity Disorder by T. Alana M reviews
Formerly titled "The Good Son". DID: a condition wherein a person's identity is fragmented into two or more distinct personalities. Or, where Anakin Skywalker makes it his life's goal to drive Darth Vader to the brink of insanity. His four year old son spectates.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,032 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Weapon of the Cross by theonlyliverpoolninja reviews
Father Harry Potter. A child who has been given a holy sanction to do what he must. Beware Magical World. The Palidin Child is coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,079 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Alexander
The Blender by LordsFire reviews
This is my repository for miscellaneous story fragments that I thought were interesting, but not interesting enough, or perhaps worth enough effort, to turn into full stories in and of themselves.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,745 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P.
The Point of No Return by Araceil reviews
(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 3,753 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 14,228 - Follows: 15,911 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Silence is by exocara reviews
Social anxiety. Selective muteness. People didn't understand that you don't choose to let these things happen to you, you can't just snap your fingers and have it go away. Sawada Tsunayoshi has been selectively mute for a very long time.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 591 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Confrontation by ack1308 reviews
Taylor's encounter against Lung doesn't go very well at all. She wakes up in hospital, and Armsmaster has some questions.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,789 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Skitter, Aegis, Panacea, Armsmaster - Complete
Who am I? by Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay reviews
A Jedi Knight proposes to the leaders of the fledgling Rebel Alliance to clone certain Jedi to help destroy the Empire. About four/five years before ANH to RotJ. AU WARNING! Implications of rape in the second chapter!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,942 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/4/2012 - [Leia O., Han S.] Anakin Skywalker
Inheritors of Flame by Kyogre reviews
AU. The virtual reality world of the game "Inheritors of Flame" is a place where you can become anyone. Even Dame-Tsuna can become a strong, confident guild master and gain many close friends. But the game isn't just a game. It could very well hold the key to the secrets of the world, and the fabled Trinisette.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,547 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P.
Aftermath by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. But the story does not end there ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,940 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Greg, Emma B. - Complete
In Love and War by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Love... such a tricky, powerful thing. Obsessive love would even bring a Dark Lord to his knees.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 281 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D.
Mismatched by Kimberly T reviews
In Season One, when Prince Zuko unexpectedly becomes Papa Zuko, he rocks not just the cradle but his entire ship... and eventually a lot more! Chapter 11: Forewarned
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 166,297 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zuko, Iroh
Monsters and Humans by Arawn D. Draven reviews
Abused and treated like a slave by his relatives, avoided by everyone else, Harry James Potter grows up hating Humans for treating him like a Freak. Knowing just how horrible people can be, is it a surprise that when he is given the opportunity to take his revenge, he takes it? Rated M for mature content such as gore (it's Hellsing after all), as well as abuse and child rape.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,234 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Complete
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Game of Life by exocara reviews
From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,194 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 4,446 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Rainy Days by Wynth reviews
It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,455 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Vaders Ghost by aquamanisnotuseless reviews
When Obi-Wan dies, Vader finds himself haunted by the ghost that was once his master. No really, he is and he won't stop teasing him. An AU fix-it from Obi-Wan's point of view.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Laundry Shots by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What is this story: Humor? Drama? Romance? Crack? In a word, yes. In four words, all of the above. Enjoy! Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,793 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Isane K.
A Second Childhood by T. Alana M reviews
Unable to stand the suit any longer, Darth Vader uses illegal cloning technology to create a copy of himself with the aim of transferring his memories into the clone. But unforeseen circumstances forces him to put his plans into effect earlier than planned. Unfortunately, the new body is...a tad younger than expected. Warning: first few chapters are short.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Darth Vader
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
The Importance of Aiming by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 599 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15079 - Favs: 22,153 - Follows: 19,454 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Death and Other Small Inconveniences by BC reviews
John died. It's not that bad. And, apparently, there's a solution to that, too. Crack-ish?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Complete
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 5,651 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Naruto: Fortune Favours the Fox by Chrisrawr reviews
A young Naruto faces off with the discovery of a lifetime, in a world where Fortune favours the Fox. Non Harem, No bashing, realistic Naruto and Clans. Economic and Military positions heavily revised. World History is Extensive. This fanfic is Internally consistent - That means that power levels have less to do with getting jacked up, and more to do with abusing how the world works
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,957 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Masquerade by PlaidButterfly reviews
A redeemed Vader strives to reconcile his past actions while trying to save Luke from the Emperor's grasp, and helping the Rebel Alliance... And struggles to simply survive. Post-RotJ AU.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 73,684 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader
Paper Tears by You Light The Sky reviews
Instead of writing his name in Tom Riddle's diary, Harry wrote a story… and the horcrux living there ate it up in fascination. "Once upon a time there was a boy who lived in a cupboard…" TMR/HP. Will be 7 Chapters in Total.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 983 - Published: 4/6/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort]
Strife-Sensei by fringeperson reviews
Team Seven is given a very different teacher, and of course, he has a very different approach to teaching. This in turn will turn them into very different shinobi. Don't own. Complete.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,488 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Cloud S., Team Seven - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Not Even God by glenarvon reviews
"We are, all of us, growing volcanoes that approach the hour of their eruption; but how near or distant that is, nobody knows — not even God." — The Gay Science by Friedrich Nietzsche. Prequel.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Alex M./Zeus, Elizabeth G. - Complete
Philosophy, Deceit, and the Regrets of a Monster by MenialLabor reviews
The Mercer siblings inexplicably find themselves within the magical land of Equestria. One of them is enthralled by the wondrous nature of the world around them. The other is holding back both sensitive information and a murderous blood lust, and is also not technically the other's sibling.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,815 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Delirium Victoria by TheCauldron reviews
What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 156 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Serpent's Eye by Riseha reviews
AU, The last person in the world you'd want as your father was Orochimaru—but that's who I ended up getting as a dad anyway... I think I was better off dead. Self-Insert, SI / OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,561 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [OC, Sasuke U.] Orochimaru
Adapt and Overcome by ReaperKiller reviews
It wasn't until she had spilled the blood did Liara T'Soni realize what she had unleashed upon the galaxy. For better or for worse, Zeus had returned./ Some chapters may be later rated M for gore.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,426 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Liara T'Soni, Alex M./Zeus
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 7,763 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Chocobo Day Vacation by Deritine reviews
time-travel/loop, plotty crack. The Planet has discovered a brilliant way to live forever despite the numerous attempts to destroy it. Cloud isn't impressed. Sometimes you just have to dress in drag and speak in quotations to be the Hero.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,012 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan by Ekusukallybaa reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U., Pain/Pein
Hokage By Necessity by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,569 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H.
Like Pinwheels in the Wind by XxZuiliu reviews
"How funny," he finally says. "That's my name, too." [Uchiha!OC, SI OC, Second/Third War, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 812 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Orochimaru, Sakumo H., OC
Glycoproteins by senpaitoldmeno reviews
AU(ish) post first games. Desmond never fancied himself Rapunzel, but he's getting rescued from that white tower by some kind of knight. (Revised 12/4: now with 30% more Bleeding Effect!)
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,513 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Alex M./Zeus, Desmond M.] - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 10,532 - Follows: 4,747 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Victory Day by karatemaster101 reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 7,900 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,517 - Follows: 10,128 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Sales Pitch by fringeperson reviews
Harry meets Hades, but the Fates didn't cut his thread, and the Lord of the Dead isn't one to miss an opportunity. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 331 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Ayakashi by Kyogre reviews
Complete, slight AU, gen. Flames and the Trinisette are far from the only secret power in the world. In which Tsuna is half-youkai, and his Guardians aren't quite all human either. The mafia won't know what hit them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,505 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - H. Gokudera, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Siren by LuteLyre reviews
The Akatsuki kill your kind, you know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Kisame H., Itachi U.] Orochimaru - Complete
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5268 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 7,111 - Follows: 4,822 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Intelligent Conversation by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 892 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4802 - Favs: 9,176 - Follows: 3,934 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
The Agent by VJ Riddle reviews
The Doctor has an appointment to keep, and for once he's the one on time. What he had hoped would be a lighthearted story-swap became a bit more serious when he stepped out of the TARDIS to see a burnt wreck where his friend's home once was and the damage to his old friend's TARDIS. But at least he hadn't gotten a new regeneration while he was gone.
Crossover - Doctor Who & James Bond - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Complete
Exotic Pet by Lucillia reviews
A Harry Potter who's a full-blooded member of a certain two-hearted, cold-blooded species of Crocodillian descent from a certain planet whose name starts with a G and rhymes with Mallifrey ends up on the Dursley's doorstep. He ends up having a much happier life there than he normally would've due to the fact that he "Isn't people".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 212 - Published: 5/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Change of Fate by Vathara reviews
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 353 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
It's the New Republic, Lord Vader by Neko-Kanojo reviews
Vader survives the end of ROTJ and agrees to put his Sith past behind him for the sake of Luke and Leia. How will he get used to living in this new Republic now that he has forgone his sense of purpose? One-shot, AU, not EU compliant.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
Fly Away by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Sephiroth descends into madness seeking freedom, for a young lab specimen and for himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Aerith G., Sephiroth, Prof. Hojo - Complete
From Perdition by Tashilovet reviews
Something is wrong with Obi-Wan. He's hearing voices, having strange dreams, and he thinks he's being followed by a man with blue eyes. And yet, something about it all feels very familiar, very old.
Crossover - Star Wars & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,066 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Dean W.
Screaming Across the Heavens by Lucillia reviews
Agents from departments that are forced to pinch pennies express their displeasure over the fact that the BAU gets their own airplane in a most creative fashion.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2014 - D. Rossi - Complete
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Dislocation by Vathara reviews
Becoming Shiroe meant more than gaining a few centimeters and some cool spells.
Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Shiroe/Kei S., Naotsugu/Naotsugu H., Akatsuki/Shizuka H.
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Amontillado, Chilled by Diresquirrel reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 268 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Broken People by Tajjas reviews
The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,966 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
He'll Read the Signs and Draw the Lines by Princess Anakin reviews
Boba Fett has an obsession and he can't seem to shake it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Boba Fett - Complete
Certainties by Nomad1 reviews
Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. The anthropomorphic personification of one meets the man behind the other.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Vetinari, Death - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
Order of Arrival by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 229 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 423 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Protégé by black.k.kat reviews
Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni is, at heart, an old man who likes his tea prepared a certain way and has a soft spot for talented youngsters. His latest fledgling seems to be one Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute soul reaper. (Alternatively, a story in which Yamamoto is a crafty old man, Ichigo grows up to be utterly terrifying, and Aizen doesn't stand a chance.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 766 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Ichigo K., G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
The Evil Boyfriends Series by Lindzzz reviews
A series of one-shots set in an alternate universe where Pitch found Jack long before the Guardians did. And then they became dysfunctional codependent boyfriends. Ratings are from K-M for each chapter and genre is everything from dark angst to fluff. Chapters are out of chronological order, but there is a method to the madness! Jack/Pitch.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,308 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Jack Frost, Pitch] Bunnymund, Tooth - Complete
As If Tickling the Dragon Wasn't Bad Enough by I. H. Scribe reviews
Voldemort and his Death Eaters didn't just tickle the dragon – they poked it in the eye before kicking it between the legs and laughing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B., Severus S., Walburga B. - Complete
The Black Cat Yawns by fringeperson reviews
Seras Victoria was a police woman; she wore trousers that had pockets in, was licensed to carry a gun, and had been the only member of her unit to survive being sent into Cheddar, but once she managed to get her head on straight again after being turned into a vampire, Seras proved herself to be very capable - inspired by a Playschool song, don't own, AlucardxSeras
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,313 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
One Missed Strike: The New Jedi Order by Davin Sunrider reviews
(NJO AU) The line can no longer be held. Twenty-one years after the historic Treaty of Alderaan, war has come to the galaxy once again...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 258,130 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Thrawn, Jacen S. - Complete
The Unlikely Visitor by Quantumphysica reviews
Thrown into the Void as a bodiless fëa, Sauron hadn't expected to get out there any time soon. No wonder thus that suddenly crashing stark naked into a different world came as a bit of a surprise... Will he cope with the wizarding world, Hogwarts, and the messy Weasley family, or are we in for disaster? Either way, it's gonna be a rough ride...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,379 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ginny W., Sauron - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lucillia reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,129 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
After the Fires Fade by Laluzi reviews
Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,643 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
He Who Must Not Be Named In Front of Sherlock by Lucillia reviews
Call him a freak, and he'll just brush it off. Mention a certain name or look like you're going to mention that name in front of him however...
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/20/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Devolution by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Tamper with the deepest mysteries – the source of life, the essence of self – only if prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind. It appears that one or more of Lord Voldemort's experiments have worked. A disturbing one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nihilism by LilaKatze reviews
He could not see the heart. It did not exist. That much he was sure of. But who was the pale, black-winged man who appeared in his dreams? And why did he want Harry to find a girl whose life was completely separate from his own? T for later violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 4,324 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Whatever Happened to Sally-Anne Perks? by Lucillia reviews
In which Sally-Anne breaks Hogwarts Rule Number One and hitches a ride with a notoriously bad driver.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2013 - 4th Doctor, Sally-Anne P. - Complete
And in the Darkness by Idlesana reviews
In the aftermath of the war a disease of the mind starts to spread. Thorin struggles to bring peace both to his kingdom and his guilt-ridden mind, while Bilbo finds an unlikely ally in Smaug as they set out to find the cause of the disease and how to end it. Eventual Bilbo/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Smaug, Kíli
Again today by Tashilovet reviews
John saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. He wished and wished he'd go away. Sequel to 'Not There.' A slenderman fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Decisions of Bark and Bite by Green Tea Bubbles reviews
Akatsuki had a wide network. It was a fact that Uchiha Itachi would point out to Jiraiya very clearly every time they met, and one that the toad-sannin would never be completely aware of. They had contacts everywhere – even amongst the most trusted members of the Hokage's board. Or, more specifically, one contact. But she was the best they could have. She was Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 4,960 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The Cat Who Walks Through Walls by Laryna6 reviews
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from religion. A tale of a boy and his tiger... A boy and his cat. His alien cat. Or a hero and his mentor. Or Rei's true purpose in existence. It wouldn't be Evangelion if it wasn't insane. On hiatus until there's enough info on Mari to include her.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Misato K., Kaworu N.
Fire, Dreams, and Twilight by Katreal reviews
All it takes is one 'dream' to push events into motion that will change the very fate of Gaea. Armed with foreknowledge, and a clueless exTurk at his side, a young Cloud Strife is bound and determined to change the path destiny was walking down.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,615 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Vincent V., Zack F.
In Just Seven Days I Can Make You a Man by Velorien reviews
Byakuya needs to be kept busy long enough for Rukia and Ichigo to take their relationship to the next level, and there's only one man up to the job. Will Byakuya survive the legendary Zaraki Manhood Training Programme with his health, sanity and honour intact, and be transformed into an ultra-masculine badass in just seven days? Or has the Sixth Squad Captain finally met his match?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Court of Impure Souls by Velorien reviews
Kyōraku accepts a challenge to don a magically-enhanced disguise and seduce as many of the Thirteen Squads captains as he can in 24 hours. Crackfic-type wackiness ensues.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Shunsui K. - Complete
The Azkaban Honeymoon Suite by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Wednesday goes to Azkaban to get herself a pet dementor. While there, she meets the most fascinating Dark Lord... Wednesday Addams/Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Murderous seduction by Arianna Scribbler reviews
"For James it starts with the sharp clarity of death." The Marauders never do anything halfway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - James P., Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
A Life Inside Me by Batsutousai reviews
An accident connects future to past. Can Loki change his fate? -LokixLoki, selfcest, major character death-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,286 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Equilibrium by Westward reviews
A deadly fight was all it took to scare Desmond out of his wits. A small tussle was all it took to get Alex curious. After a series of events, these two opposing forces must work together for the same cause, but will they ever come to an agreement?
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
Alexis by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
When Alexis Ts'umin accidentally meets his Emperor in the Imperial Gardens his life spins out of control, setting him on a collision course with assassins, Darth Vader, and Palpatine's repressed desires. Palpatine/male!OC - adult concepts and themes, the Emperor in sexual situations, relationship between a twenty year-old and a septuagenarian. Dark.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,057 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 2/18/2007 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
Join Me - Loki by Batsutousai reviews
Loki is kind of tired of always getting his behind handed to him by Thor's mortal fellows.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Unsullied by Tashilovet reviews
Nightmares don't have a name. Which is why Sherlock gave himself one. A slenderlock fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hatred burns (stronger than determination) by Arianna Scribbler reviews
"They call you mudblood like it's some kind of insult." (2nd person POV)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
And the Wolves All Cry by monroeslittle reviews
AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 224 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Meeting In The Black by fringeperson reviews
Riddick may be a 'Big Bad', but most people are who grew up on the Rim on the run from the Company. There were different sorts of 'Big Bad' too, and the baddest of the badasses all knew each other eventually. When the Hunter Gatzner crashed, Riddick found the comms and waved one such badass. His name was Mr Universe. Some strong language, oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,789 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Riddick, Mr Universe - Complete
Schadenfreude by Renaerys reviews
"It's all just a game, and I always win." Orochimaru. Sasori. Deidara. Prequel to Aces & Eights and Zero Hour. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Orochimaru, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 161 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by WDW reviews
In which Kakashi is much more than he seems, and Tobi isn't actually Obito. Contains slight crack. Very AU. May be continued if interest is shown.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Double the Strife by fringeperson reviews
Zack knew Cloud better than anyone, no matter what Aerith said. It was a guy thing. So when Zack suggested a plan that was intended for his own benefit as much as preventing the whole 'rocks fall, people die' bit... Well, he agreed. oneshot, complete, don't own. No stated pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Playing With Fire by Laryna6 reviews
The more powerful something is, the more damage it can do. Gendo's love for Yui drove him to insane and monstrous acts to get her back. Shinji is Gendo's son. Kaworu spent his last night on earth showing Shinji that someone could care for him. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] Gendo I. - Complete
Of Boredom and Terror by Reichenbach reviews
Mycroft Holmes worries constantly about Sherlock. He also lives in terror of his brother growing too bored of this mortal plane.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Troublesome Fate by fringeperson reviews
Life hadn't been all that great for the nearly-forty-year-old Nara Shikamaru, not bad, but not great. Suddenly faced with the unwanted opportunity to do it over again though, well, he was a genius. Only an idiot would pass up such an opportunity, however unwanted it was. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 394 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Frigid by PragmaticHominid reviews
When King Cold and his sons disappeared on Earth, no one in the Empire dared to investigate, for fear of provoking the monster who had destroyed them. Decades later, the last member of Cold's family - dying and with nothing to lose - means to learn more.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,811 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Goku, Android 17 - Complete
Tenacious by DabblesInDrabbles reviews
Gonna try filling some portal kinkmeme prompts here. This week: Little! Chell is introduced to GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
Midnight Encounter by Oneiriad reviews
There's something alive in Tony's kitchen cupboard...
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Chip, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16330 - Favs: 10,787 - Follows: 9,400 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Fate We Make by Sherza reviews
After the confrontation with Voldemort after the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry doesn't get sad. He doesn't get mad. He gets even.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,462 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cardboard World by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Short story. Peace is only ever a pipe dream, and there are some battles not even the Justice League can win. Dark-fic with a side of SuperBat.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
a mirror, darkly by Silver Pard reviews
Excerpts of a 123-year love letter from Gotham to London, ongoing.
Crossover - Batman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Sherlock H. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 232 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Hogwarts Got Talent by HappyAuriga reviews
The headmaster has a brilliant idea. And like always when he has one of those, trouble ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Avada Kedavra Anonymous by Speechwriter reviews
No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bake Sale by XpaperplaneX reviews
While seeking a break from the stress of Nibelheim, Cloud accidentally saves the planet. The trick now, is in keeping it saved. This is pure crack, so consider yourselves warned. Further warnings are inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,294 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Lambs by BC reviews
Seven Horcruxes. Seven sacrifices. Harry has to choose six people to willingly die with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Peacock by Handful of Silence reviews
Sherlock clearly has unconventional ideas when it comes to courtship. Lestrade makes a mental note to schedule another drugs bust. Crack. Johnlock Prompt Fill. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Linger and Leave by LuteLyre reviews
None of them ever cared. Sannin fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Affinity by Schmuzz reviews
After The Outbreak, after James Heller, Alex is forced to admit that true understanding will always be out of reach; he will always be both more and less than the rest of humanity. At least until now. Because now, he may have just found The Cure...
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 9,610 - Follows: 5,069 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
An Earthquake in the Force by Jedi Buttercup reviews
"Not so loud, Rodney," John said, pressing a hand to his temple. "Was it just my imagination, or did I just land the city with my mind?"
Crossover - Star Wars & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Yoda, John S. - Complete
two of a kind by incandescens reviews
Urahara finds his Inner Kitten, and Howl and Yoruichi help him lose it again.
Crossover - Bleach & Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Yoruichi S., Howl - Complete
The Riddle of Steel by Chuckman reviews
Hither came Shinji Ikari, black haired, sullen eyed, to tread the thrones of the Earth beneath his Evangelion's feet.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Shinji I. - Complete
Golem by Handful of Silence reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes moulds a man from clay, brings him to life with a name and kiss in the hope that by doing so, he might just find what he's been looking for. Pre-slash S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Case of Emergency by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,504 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 402 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
For You, I Will by DasMervin reviews
"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Embry - Complete
Not there by Tashilovet reviews
John met a man that wasn't there. He wasn't there today. He wish and wish he'd go away.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/24/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
There is Always Time for Pai Sho by Scribe Shiloh reviews
Fic for Day Five of Asexuality Awareness Week. In which Zuko is working too hard as usual , and his uncle corners him to talk about it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Curious Choices by Limited-Fantasy reviews
Coulson wakes up to waffles and a Norse god in his kitchen. Awkward questions are asked over breakfast. Should be filed under the Avengers movie, but that doesn't exist as a category yet.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Agent Coulson, Loki - Complete
Patronus by FugueState reviews
The children know his name, but they don't say it. To say his name is to call him, and you only do that if you really mean it... AU
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 8,745 - Follows: 3,948 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Intention by Nae'ka reviews
The AI studied, with confusion and frustration, how 'love' developed and the possible causes. SHORT, SAD CHELLGLaDOS DRABBLE.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Reversal by Venath reviews
AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,561 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Resolve of Breaking Waves by Vathara reviews
What if Zuko had died in the Agni Kai at 13? Just, not permanently... AU after the Winter War, and three years before ATLA canon.
Crossover - Bleach & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kaien S., Zuko - Complete
Dog Tags Are Not Always Physical by A.j reviews
Hermione was always the better soldier than Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Green Thumb by Soyna reviews
Genesis is offended that Angeal doesn't think that he has a 'green thumb' and proves him wrong. Boy, does he ever.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Genesis R., Angeal H.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 6,809 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Percy Weasley: Rogue Demon Hunter by Viola reviews
It's the summer after OotP, and Percy Weasley is a man without a mission. Mildly crossover-ish with Angel the Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,412 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Percy W., Ginny W.
Intentions by Nomad1 reviews
Reed/Victor AU. In which Victor is perturbed to find himself infatuated with his oblivious college roommate.
Fantastic Four - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2011 - [Dr. Doom/Victor V., Mr. Fantastic/Reed R.] - Complete
Goodbye by Madork Gunna reviews
Two months after the outbreak, a widow finally finds peace. A goodbye is sometimes all that is needed. ONE SHOT.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Cadet Days by Chocobo13 reviews
Paying a visit to Zack's grave, Cloud has a strange dream and wakes up several years in the past as a SOLDIER cadet. He thought he was done, but it seems the Planet had other plans. Post-AC. Warning: Possible boyXboy pairing between Cloud and Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,510 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Starscream's the one and only by NovaBlastTF reviews
"Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Spin the Bottle by Strix 4 reviews
"There were many theories on how the story of Team Seven would finally end." A tale about the old Team Seven, and how they fall apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Joie de Vivre by Laryna6 reviews
Smile: it means they can't tell what you're thinking. Always a good thing when what he's thinking is that he's surrounded by idiots. Emo idiots. Or is calling SEELE and Gendo emo an insult to emo Lilim? Apparently most emos only kill themselves.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
Understanding Icarus by Vader's Fallen Angel reviews
Obi-Wan never understood Icarus.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Truth Be Told by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
They hate each other so much it's almost inevitable that they become friends.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2010 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Life on the Death Star: General Staff Announcement by thejedisentinel reviews
What if Vader were your boss? What if he were The Management? Hilarity ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Darth Vader
Road to Hell by Naniris reviews
What happens when "You are what you eat" meets "No good deed goes unpunished."?
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Bouncing Around by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Cas finds God. Crack-Fic.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,534 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Castiel, Shawn S. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When The Bough Breaks by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Severus S., Sherlock H. - Complete
Green Arrow on: Befriending the Mentally Unstable by Pisces reviews
Oliver Queen unwittingly takes the first steps to befriending the Question. Here's hoping his sanity can survive the trip.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Oliver Q./Green Arrow
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 4,924 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Al Potter And His Very Epic Plan by Narysa reviews
Al's dad told him that Slytherin was all right, and that means it isn't fair how people treat them. Al's realized he has to fix this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,912 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
If I Wasn't a Ninja by ClockRepair reviews
In the off chance that the Rookie 9 chose not to become ninjas, they always had other jobs to fall back on. Like a Buddhist Monk, a gym teacher and...a pop sensation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Shino A. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Proposal by Asuka Kureru reviews
Toph has an offer for Iroh. Humor, post-series, one-shot, complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Toph, Iroh - Complete
Family Resemblance by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Gaara always did hate their father. Kankuro used to be terrified he would find out about the family resemblance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Follow by REB Jenn reviews
If Team Free Will gets to break all the rules, Gabriel wants in on it. He just doesn't know how to ask.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
The Wise Man and the Fool by DasMervin reviews
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,908 - Follows: 5,019 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Compare, Contrast by Nomad1 reviews
Reed Richards and Victor Van Damme: a study in contrasts.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
After The Fairy Tale Ends by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ichigo K.
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 364 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Empty Classrooms by Bowles reviews
In the end, the sum of Hermione's inheritance from Remus Lupin consisted of three words, three words that would shape the rest of her life and shake the world as she knew it: "magic is dying."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,304 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Father, Who Art In by Tiffany Park reviews
The Heavenly Father returns! And He's not happy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 196 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Far Side of the Moon by infiniteviking reviews
Then he saw his son stretched out in a smoking crater, and time stopped. Angsty oneshot concerning Isshin, Zangetsu, and the philosophy of sacrifice.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Isshin K., Zangetsu - Complete
Halloween is for Masks by FugueState reviews
."There were four of them - half-reverent, half-terrified, but following right behind him like so many ducklings..."
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Time Laughs At Us All by Batsutousai reviews
Time-turners and age potions shouldn't be mixed, Harry accidently finds out. His luck holds steady, though, and he finds both love and pain in the strangest of times. HPAD, slash, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Albus D., Harry P.] Aberforth D. - Complete
The Real Reason For The Marriage Law by SevyLu reviews
Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kingsley S., Arthur W. - Complete
Everything You Ever by Alara Rogers reviews
Scorpius has been aboard Voyager for some time when he catches Q's attention. Takes place in same universe as "Perfect Imperfections" and "Resistance".
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Q, Scorpius - Complete
Doppelgangers by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The Roundworld project is glitching again. Rincewind is a happy man. Elsewhere in the Multiverse, a nuclear physicist and reactor troubleshooter is having bad dreams. What happens when the two of them meet - again? Crosses eventually with "Good Omens".
Crossover - Discworld & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Perfect Odds by PlaidButterfly reviews
Luke Skywalker gets help from Anakin's spirit on the battlefield - even against his own wishes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Psalm 137 by Fialleril reviews
During the storming of the Temple in ROTS, Anakin has a flashback to the war.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 7,325 - Follows: 6,622 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Judgement Day 12: Voyage of the Damned by Alara Rogers reviews
He understands now that he will never see his wife again. Contains disturbing content.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Tuvok - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 696 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Heart of Darkness by Cka3ka reviews
AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,499 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
Libera Me by Ayien reviews
An occult detective and a vigilante meet on a dark night in Gotham. A crossover with Constantine.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Going Back by Locked in a Stony Tower reviews
“He was always so little” Narcissa said frustratedly “So little, so frail, so abused by all of us" Narcissa and Andromeda rememer how it was before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
What He Wants by redqueen76 reviews
It's not that Kakashi needs him, because he doesn't. But Kakashi wants him, and Kakashi always gets what he wants. --Hey Diddle Diddle, "Scroll Darling" KakaIru. Or IruKaka, if you're picky.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,381 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Riddick Rides the Pale Horse by Saismaat reviews
There is trouble in the multiverse after Lord Marshal Riddick takes the dead fleet across the threshold. The Necromongers end up in the Underverse. He ends up on the Discworld. And now the boundaries are fading and dragons are popping out all over . .
Crossover - Discworld & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,565 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Susan Sto Helit, Riddick - Complete
Gesellschaft by Novocain reviews
.:This is how they did it all wrong:. Written for AlinaLotus. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Stakes and Fenceposts by Endless-Helix reviews
A Buffyverse Xover with Smallville, Chloe and Lois attempt to take Clark on a clubbing tour to forget about Lana, but they run into the infinite minions of the Wolf, the Ram, and the Hart as they begin the battle against Angel and his allies. Coincidence?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 5,096 - Follows: 5,842 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Equally Cursed and Blessed by Mina1 reviews
Luke Skywalker, battered and bruised after his collision with destiny on Bespin, is called upon by the Alliance for a desperate rescue mission that goes horribly wrong. There's only one person who can save him: his father. Shameless Luke & Vader. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 149,511 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 528 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,948 - Follows: 5,460 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 8,255 - Follows: 1,224 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Malora reviews
For the "Burnt Hedwig to the Rescue" challenge on potionsandsnitches: "Hedwig is tossed onto a bonfire with Harry's other belongings, but she manages to barely escape." Hedwig must seek help for Harry, before her injuries and the cold overtake her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Hedwig - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Legendary, Or Something Like It by Gigabomb reviews
Sannin drabbles. All based on requests or challenges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Corvine by Zephyr5 reviews
Companion to ‘Serpentine’: Dumbledore’s scheming backfired in a big way Harry Potter is Missing, Presumed Dead. Without a saviour, without backup, and without a clue, the wizarding world is unaware of the repercussions but for how long?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,999 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
PS Do Goldfish Become Hollows? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tousen K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Soft As A Dementor's Kiss by shewhoguards reviews
The first thing it knew was the hunger. Life from a Dementor's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 940 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 5,570 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 687 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Endangered Species by Asuka Kureru reviews
Head Zookeeper Sevenone takes good care of his animals. Even the feral, bloodthirsty ones. Rated for violence.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 745 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Traditions by The-Caitiff reviews
What traditions do each of the Houses at Hogwarts have to make sure their new students understand the house ideals? Do they haze them? Are there secrets that they do not share outside the House? What makes a Gryffindor instead of a Ravenclaw or Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
A Deal With the Devil by Diva-esque reviews
Even Yuuko has people she'd rather not do business with, but the price of her powers is she can refuse no one willing to pay. A xover with Bleach.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/18/2006 - S. Aizen, Yuuko I. - Complete
Enemy of my enemy by Malicean reviews
The ageold question: Is the enemy of my enemy my friend – or my enemy? Don’t take this story too seriously – I just thought it would be fun, to set up Tall, Dark and Dangerous with Huge, Black and Absolutely Murderous. Rated for violence and mild swearing
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
A View From the Armchair by Michael Weyer reviews
The true architect of Civil War reflects on the chaos he has caused. My own theory as to who's behind it and what could happen next.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
Conversations with Luna by evansentranced reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bad Day by Lisse reviews
His old man wears an Earth Kingdom name like a shirt that doesn't fit.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Inside Every Princess is an Evil Queen by Alithea reviews
AU and crossover. Maleficent is depressed about the state of villains in the Magic Kingdom. Princess Aurora is depressed with her lack of a roll as a heroine. The two find that perhaps the answer to their problems will come with the simple act of change.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 431 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Je Chante Pour Passer le Temps by Diva-esque reviews
How far would Byakuya go to keep his word to Hisana? What price would he pay?
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Byakuya K., Yuuko I. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Brave Snake Hissing by Lucinda reviews
Dru decides that she wants a new childe and protector. She finds him in England. DruSnape, darkish fic. Now complete.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,092 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Drusilla, Severus S. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 8,454 - Follows: 2,282 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Technicolor by Asuka Kureru reviews
Angst. Sasuke always dreams his what ifs in technicolor. During the three years lull, no pairing, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Whose Names Are Death by afrai reviews
As you sow, so shall you reap, or, Death has a visitor. Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
The Fool's Journey by Simone Landon reviews
Ryou Bakura learns, from the most unlikely of persons, that immortality can be a curse when you're only a child of sixteen.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,220 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004
Hearts on Barbed Wire by Vathara reviews
The SGC may be in the right, but not within the law... Janet's POV.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2004 - J. Fraiser, D. Jackson - Complete
Yada Yada Yada by Baylor reviews
Dark Lord, Ring, fiery mountain, long trip, yada yada yada.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2004
Grass by rayemars reviews
The door to the darkness has been opened, and it's the end of the world (as we know it...and Ryou feels fine...).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2003
Bottom of a Shot Glass by Lucinda reviews
post S7 Finale. Faith has a talk with someone over drinks. Shortfic. BtVSXMen
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Faith L., Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Only The Force, They Said by afrai reviews
Even for Jedi, it sucks to be dead.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Complete
About Turn by Mina1 reviews
Delirious and in shock after Bespin, Luke inadvertently reveals his next-of-kin, but what will the Alliance leadership do with the son of Darth Vader? Concluded.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,792 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/24/2001 - Published: 5/28/2001
Three Days, Two Nights and One Lifetime by Mina1 reviews
When a mission goes sour and leaves Luke with mild amnesia and temporary blindness, he finds himself rescued by a blackcaped, Imperial Force user. Luke and Vader must work together to escape death. Unashamed Luke Vader Father Son story, 1 yr post ANH.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/12/2001
Star High reviews
Leia is on Modal UN. Luke's parents are Paranoid Survivalists. Graduate Obi-wan keeps coming back for crazy Ani and hippie uncle Qui-gon. Vader transfers, stalker Galen, everyone is terrified. Vader and Ani yearn for MILF Teacher Padme SHE MUST NEVER KNOW. Vader idolizes Qui-gon HE MUST NEVER KNOW. They are forced to dorm together, explosions, everyone is terrified. It gets worse.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader