Deacon's got a mark. Wanderer's got a mark. For a smart guy, sometimes Deacon can't put two and two together.

Ron cheats while out on Auror assignment, Hermione leaves him. Several wizards offer friendship, consolation & possible new love. Who will win Hermione's heart? Weasley bashing. HG/HP, HG/VK, HG/RL, HG/CD, HG/FW, HG/DM, HG/SB

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

When a terrible turn of events lands Hermione Granger in an orphanage, nothing could possibly get worse. Or at least, nothing could get worse until Hermione meets Tom Riddle, the sulky handsome boy who likes to draw and thinks she's his newest toy...

Even though it had been a one-night stand on a mission thousands of miles from home, the idea of having the elf prince's child was not nearly as repulsive as the idea of once more coming back and telling him about it.

The war didn't end when Harry and Voldemort fell. Hermione refuses to feel helpless any longer, and goes back in time to remove the scar that an unloved Tom Riddle left on the wizarding world. Tangled in the pureblood sphere, will Hermione just become another cog in Tom Riddle's plans? Final pairing is a secret! But not a Tomione. Lestrange OC. Parent!Hermione Child!Tom. COMPLETE!

She mustn't be seen. It was the oldest rule of time travel yet one of the hardest to follow. Hermione is thrown back to the start of her third year and the professor who'd always been there for her. Now with Sirius escaped from prison and Remus' entire past before him again, can she be there for him? And what happens once the year is over? NOW COMPLETE!

When his eyes had lost the white dots from the sudden light, he registered more than Hermione's frantic breathing. An eye mask was pushed back into her unruly curls, her body almost completely hidden by pyjamas far too big for her, a vast amount of white cotton, with little purring cats all over.

..Daryl/Beth.. "Survivor" AU - no zombies. "So, I guess this means we're in an alliance together," Beth beams up at him. "Guess so," he shrugs as they start to walk back to where their camp is being set up, making sure they pick up sticks along the way so everyone else will think they were just off, looking for firewood.

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

[SPOILERS!] The story of a relationship between the Sole Survivor (F) and MacCready. Framed around story quests, so there's definitely Fallout 4 spoilers involved!

Voldemort is dead but the war still rages on. Bellatrix and pettigrew survived the final battle and Hermione knows that there is only one person who can track them down. Scabior. Let the hunt begin. Hermione x Scabior.

SiriusHermioneRemus - "The first thing I think you should know is that I love sex." There was a smug arrogance to his tone, but she showed no emotion, informing him that she would not fall for his shock tactics. She knew him entirely too well for that.

While searching the Wasteland for her father, the Lone Wanderer ends up finding herself instead. Eventual F!LWXCharon Emphasis on the eventual

"Why are we doing this?" She whispers. "I don't know," He says. "Fun?" "Somebody's going to get hurt." He laughs gently and lifts her chin to kiss her again. "Darling," He says gruffly, "You don't need to worry about me like that." { Fred/Hermione. EWE. Will be published in five parts. I own nothing. }

..Daryl/Beth.. AU - no zombies. He saved her that early morning in the doughnut shop and didn't say anything to her afterwards. He went back to his doughnut and coffee and didn't even look at her again. But Beth looked at the older man with the too-long hair and frown on his face and couldn't look away.

When in Middle Earth, do as the Middle-Earthlings do: Sakura finds herself in the midst of Middle Earth, immersed in a war she has no part in, saving a world and people she doesn't know, and why? Because Naruto would be disappointed in her if she ever got back and told him she hadn't...

..Daryl/Beth.. AU S4 prison. Beth looked back to him and she was smiling again and he didn't know her well enough to know if it was an actual smile or a fake one. And for some reason, not knowing that bothered him even though he had no idea why it would. He had other things – bigger things – to worry about than whether or not Beth Greene's smile was genuine.

it starts with a calendar [firefighter AU]

Cassie sends a selfie to the wrong number, and a strange yet compelling relationship ensues with the person on the other end. AU. Crack.

For some reason, Fred couldn't get the image of Hermione Granger out of his head. / A Christmas Fremione for the lovely Colleen :) Post-Hogwarts, FredLives!AU.

"So what do you think about having a kid with me, Sakura?" - A family focused one-shot [KakaSaku]

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

"After all this time?" "Always," said Sherlock. A retelling of 'The Prince's Tale' featuring Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

By the time he figures it out, she's already gone. Oneshot. Zutara, Jetara.

Meg drops by the Underworld unannounced, and Hades isn't sure how he feels about what she has to offer. A short sequel to "from order, chaos."

"A sex dream about your best friend is every bit as normal as a dream about him dying. You've been through a lot of stress concerning Sherlock, and it's not surprising that you might feel a special connection with him that, in your dreams, manifests itself in the form of a sexual relationship." Post-Reichenbach. Johnlock.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

Having run away from protection to find something he lost, Ellis discovers he will have to make a choice - between his friends, or his future happiness. Set after the events of the Parish. Rated M for violence, language and adult themes.

James asked her to go. She wouldn't...not without him. AWE.

Zoey didn't start the zombie apocalypse with the comfort of Bill, Francis, and Louis by her side. One by one, she had to find them, the only men she would ever trust with her life. And it all started with an unlikely hero.

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

Scabior couldn't forget the perfume scent, nor the fact that there was a girl out there somewhere who had become his new obsession. He knew he would do anything to find her, and anything to keep her with him, even if it meant defying all he's ever known.

"Good lu-" Her entire body jerked forward, a long slimy appendage wrapping securely around her feet. With one firm pull, Zoey was yanked from the suspended catwalk. Ellis ran forward, slipping his arms around her body. He lifted her from the ground and began to run across the bridge. - "We're headed further South – New Orleans! We will meet you there!" - ON HOLD / BEING REWRITTEN

"He feels a tightening in his chest and rubs his hand absently over the place where he knows his heart is." Just a short fluffy scene set in the middle of the night.

In the end, separating John's things from Sherlock's amid the chaos spread like rubble through the sitting room is like separating a limpet from a wet rock. Especially when the rock is clinging on for dear life, because Sherlock doesn't want to let go. Johnlock. Oneshot.

Whenever Sherlock feels angry or Frustrated or lonely, he paints a blond haired man that is a figment of his imagination.

When Sherlock came back from the dead, John gave him exactly 20 minutes to explain himself, rose to his feet, made enough tea for one person, and proceeded to ignore Sherlock's existence for the next seven days. After pretending not to exist for three years, though, Sherlock didn't really find it hard to pretend for another week. Johnlock, oneshot

Sherlock doesn't know why he's suddenly started dreaming of a boring man, a place he's never been and a life that isn't is. John, of course, doesn't exist- except that it's starting to look like he does. It could be that Sherlock's brain is bored, or that he's going insane- or maybe that the universe is quietly gluing two halves together. Johnlock.

Of course Sherlock is jealous and possessive. But this John ain't having it. Angst, romantic feels and sexy times ensue.

John might be touching Sherlock a little more often than is strictly necessary. Sherlock probably hasn't even noticed. Right...? *may contain inappropriate giggling* Set Post-Reichenbach. Slash.

Sherlock decides to research John's past. Finally completed!

Alternate Universe- John Watson was injured severely in Afghanistan and is recovering in a rehabilitation center for the blind. As he adjusts to his new life, he's given a new roommate, Sherlock Holmes. John discovers that Sherlock is under cover investigating suicides that quickly becomes a murder investigation. My take on Study in Pink. Blind!John, slash.

"Our lives are chaos," John says. "That doesn't mean our flat should be."

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

Sequel to "Not Without You". John begins to think he and Sherlock meant completely different things when they both said 'I love you'. Basically pure fluff. Johnlock. Oneshot.

AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!

Kinda fluffy, lightly smutty, because I just really needed to write something that wasn't sad or angsty. What it boils down to is that I just needed a fic where things turned out OK for my boys here. Written for a friend, who's prompt was, "Johnlock; A knowing glance across a crowded room."

Sherlock evaluated Harry's entire life from John's phone and life, but didn't do the same to John himself. He knew that John wouldn't be ready to hear what Sherlock saw for a while yet, despite the news being very good for both of them. If only Mrs. Hudson hadn't made him so skittish with the suggestion of a single bedroom...Crossposted on Ao3

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

Dumbledore has chosen Draco Malfoy as Head Boy, and almost everyone is seriously miffed about it, and none more so than Blaise Zabini. But Dumbledore had a reason for picking Malfoy, and Hermione is at the heart of it. Non HBP/DH compliant. M for language

Or, "Five Times That Molly Fell a Little Bit Out of Love With Sherlock." After Reichenbach, Molly comes to grips with her new role in Sherlock's life. Molly/Sherlock friendship with some Johnlock fluff.

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

Written for the "Seven Kisses" challenge on HPFC. A series of kisses throughout Hermione's life, pretty self-explanatory. Maybe a little AUish, but not too much.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

Story told through Kitty's online diary, an interesting peek into her weird mind.-Kiotr,Romy,Jottma. Rogue has started her own blog now. She's such a copy cat. "The Brilliant Mind of Rogue", seriously. I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but come on...

Karin doesn't know the way home. Sakura's there to show her. SasuSaku, etc.

Sherlock Holmes doesn't have friends. John/Sherlock boarding school AU.

AU. In which John and Sherlock never meet in person.

Kink Meme prompt fill: "Sherlock hates Anderson because he can't stand adulterers. After all, Sherlock's own husband goes away on tour of duty for years at a time, and neither of them would think of straying."

Will and Quinn still were not entirely sure how this whole thing started, and they had absolutely no idea how it would end... the non-linear tale of one night in one city and the consequences that never seem to end.

"I know he's my best friend, but I'm in love with you- damn it, Hermione! Don't you understand? Women are 2nd class citizens now. You need protection and I'm offering it to you. Choose me. Marry me. Not him." Full summary inside. Pairings: HG/SB HG/RL.

The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.

Lestrade knocks on Mycroft's door, but it isn't Mycroft who answers. Kid!fic in which there is plenty of Mystrade Mycroft/Lestrade and, well, a kid. It's like when lover meets child or when boyfriend meets child. Or when D.I. meets teen-Holmes. Try it!

AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.

John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.

"You're a great deal older than she," says Kingsley. Remus' eyes don't leave the flow of bruised and battered people trailing through the doors to the Great Hall. "Yes," he says. "And painfully aware of it." DH slight AU, Remus/Hermione.

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

Written for the hp random facts fest on LJ.

5 times Dimmock tried to ask Molly out and 1 time he succeeded. Written for a prompt on the kink meme.

A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.

His obsession with her all started with a scarf, some perfume and a red dress. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault, really it wasn't.

Charlie entertains less than appropriate thoughts about Hermione; five times he had such thoughts, and the one time he did something about it. CWHG.

There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.

The first time George Weasley really saw Hermione Granger as more than a boorish bookworm was in his seventh year. She let out a laugh and he knew that this was without doubt the most beautiful girl in the world. Dedicated to Amy.

It was never meant to happen. It was a dirty little secret. Unwanted, unspoken, lurking. A Sirius/Hermione one-shot for the 34 stories, 106 reviews challenge on the HPFC forum.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

When Hades finally frees himself from the river of death, he discovers an unexpected visitor in his abode with revenge on her mind and sorrow in her heart. A Meg/Hades fic, of a sort.

Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.

The explosion causes John to forget everything that came after being shot in Afghanistan. He becomes obsessed with trying to gain his memories back. The problem is that his mysterious flat-mate seems equally obsessed with making sure he doesn't. COMPLETE

When Sherlock see's him his mind goes blank... He detests him for it. Sherlock/John

... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S

John has cold hands. Sherlock helps. J/S, fluff

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

...Or something like that. Sally needs a boyfriend. Unfortunately, so does Anderson. And then there's Sherlock. Who already has one. Warnings: Anderson.

Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku

She was supposed to imagine herself wrapped around a boy in a varsity jacket, not a man in a cardigan sweater.

Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.

She is older now, and Sakura is noticing a new dynamic to the relationship she's always had with her former teacher. Is it just the proximity, or could something be there she never realized? KakaSaku, multipart, in progress

“You look tired,” she says, lifting her hand off Holly’s belly and cupping his cheek. She rubs her thumb over his stubbled skin and God, he loves when she touches him even though he knows he shouldn’t.

Quinn wants a lot of things. The reminder of the last time she wanted something so badly looms in front of her.

Kitty might be in over her head, and he's the last person she should trust. Minor note: Kitty is 23 and I'm using Liev Schreiber's Creed. X-Men 2 and 3 are mostly ignored.

There's a change in routine

Fame made him uncomfortable

Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.

To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.

Draco is jealous of Fred Weasley. DMHG and FWHG

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr [INDEFINITE HIATUS]

Because whether Kisame liked it or not, her heart had always belonged to Itachi. KisSakIta.

‘We are all partial; so many different bits to make a whole. People have so many sides to their personality. There are so many bits running around inside of us that sometimes it’s hard to be “strong.” It’s just how humans are, Hermione.’ OWHG.

An evening tryst leads Hermione to the conclusion that she and Fred were meant for more than secrecy. All she has to do is let herself say those three words. :FredHermione OneShot, Challenge issued by Tahneese:

There is a surprise new hand on Molly Weasley's clock and she isn't happy. Fairly short first fanfic.

Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.

They had their moments. She just didn't mention them. [Written before Deathly Hallows, so no spoilers]

It is very strange that the years teach us patience, that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting. RemusxHermione. To be read as a fourth part to my RemusxHermione arc.

The first time Seamus visited her in the library, she hated to admit it, but she had been annoyed. HermioneSeamus. Oneshot. Slightly AU, takes places during 6th year.

Three ways Elizabeth Swann could have been happy, and one way she isn't. AU imaginings of Elizabeth's life. NorringtonElizabeth

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.

Desire is a funny thing

Hermione visits Viktor the summer after sixth year

Sometimes, standing on the sidelines can be more painful than playing the sport. Pansy observes. DMHG

Hermione's got some making up to do

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

No new chapter just yet, but soon. My new Beta and I are currently editing and polishing up what's here already.

Fred and Hermione moments as seen through the eyes of others. Fred&Hermione drabble-y fluff.