Okay so . . . . well, i like to read and write. That's pretty much all i do. I mainly write humor, adventure, or Romance stories. I prefer Humor & Romance. :)

I'll prbably be posting Random B.S on this Profile so beware. lol.

Name: Rebekah (Yes with a k) but my friends call me Anikah for certain reasons.

Favorite Books: Twilight Saga & The Hunger Games

Favorite Movie: Eclipse

Favorite pass-time: Writing & Reading

Best Friend EVER!!!!: Rosie (Rosa3098) we even have the same numbers on our screen name! 3098! (its a private joke)

Favorite Food: Watermelon with chili powered, lemon & salt! (don't judge me! its goooddd)

-Anikah

okay so up here will be thingies (yes thingies) i think are funny and interesting.

1. Type in Find Chuck Norris on Google, press I'm Feeling Lucky and see what happens. . .(Its sooo weird)

2. Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future. (I've done this, it freaked her out!)

4. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

5. Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING"

6. Go up to random people and shout , WERE DID YOU PUT MY FAMILY?

7. Spit at a llama...How does it feel NOW you Darn LLAMA!

8. Go up to a random person and start yelling at them and ask them why they ruined your life

9. Call the child protection and say your children are beating you up

10. Go to the bathroom and scream "im a big girl now",and see what people do

11. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

My mother taught me . . .

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries

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COPY AND PASTE ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT --

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Things I am not allowed to do at Howarts

1. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. (i would sooooo do that XD)

2. I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office (love this one)

3. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy (XD)

4. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

5. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God (would do that).

6. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

7. If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore". (hehe, not Emo but still hehe)

9. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms". (But he is. . . !!!!!)

10. I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

11. I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

12. I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive (I would so do that. . .)

13. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

14. Tricking a school house elf into stripping does not mean that they are now mine, even if I yell "Pwned!". (hehe)

15. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha. (aww!!)

16. I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

17. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

19. I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

20. It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate (i totally would)

21. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

22. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

23. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

24. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".

25. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

26. I will not dress up as voldemort, not even on Halloween.

27. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

29. I do not weight the same as a duck. (dont really get this one but ok . . .)

30. I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet(I don’t really get this but okay . . .)

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 random items and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the
bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those
voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. (i hate doctors)
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. (guilty)
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. (fang. . . .)
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and An’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max. (i dont think, i know)
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. (or Edward. . . oh Edward. . .)
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying. (who doesn't?)
34. You love chocolate chip cookies. (yum)
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog. (sssoooo badly)