Name: Privaterookie24-private-24=rookie!

Gender: Girl!!!

Fave TV show: P.O.M BABES!

Age: 12 (too young? cry me a river, Build a bridge & GET OVER IT!)

Fave P.O.M character: PRIVATE!!!! (Reason: HE'S SO FREAKIN CUTE!!!)

ANTI-RACISM & STUFF

It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.

You know you're getting older when the candles you use to decorate your birthday cake cost more than the cake itself.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

A blond & a brunette are stranded on an island when a genie appears. "i will give each of you 1 wish." says the genie. " i wish to go home." says the brunette & the genie grants it. the blond says; "I'm lonely, can you bring my friend back."

children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Post this on your profile if you hate racism (Thanks to FabioandRichard4Ever)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

-pick the month you were born on-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate x
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed L
October I robbed
November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird L
23 Elmo
24 A rock star x
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillet and biscutz. X
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night. L
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

i ate a rockstar because I’m gangsta my home skillet and biscutz.

my sister kissed a bird because the hippies kidnapped her in the middle of the night.

10 FACTS ABOUT YOU:

1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did! :3

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade.
When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fan fiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life chucks lemons at you and hit hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most"
When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.
When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.
When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.
When life gives me lemons, I throw them back and say, "I'm not hungry.
When life gives you lemons, ask him, "What is up with you and giving people fruit??? When life gives you limes say: "It's LEMONS not LIMES are you COLOR BLIND?!?!"

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
Of course it does!
And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Private

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? T

4. Your month of birth? May

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Marlene

7. Your favorite number? 24

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one), I wish my family could afford the things we need. (probably not realistic)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat -.-)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. NEW IT!

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. (0_0 so true)

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Yah that so right

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. nice!

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever. cool.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life. Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time. But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do. Anything for you, but you may not realize it. Hmm. maybe it's Ashley? Or Sam or... Lacey, maybe Brianna? Kat?

6. This person is your best friend. OMFG! AWESOME!

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. AWESOME!

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person. Yup totally

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. I AM spontaneous 0_0

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday YES!

Set your IPod on shuffle, then answer questions, NO CHEATING!

1. What does the world think of you?

Fun house- by P!nk ... I AM FUN 0_0

2. What do my friends really think of me?

Chalk Outline- by three days grace

3. Do people secretly lust after me?

Don't Stop The Party- by Pittbull

4. How can I make myself happy?

Blurry- by puddle mud... i think

5. Do I think my current theme song is?

Animal I Have Become- by three days grace XD

6. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Scars- by papa roach (i dont think people know that song but i LOVE that song!)

7. What song will play at my funeral?

Die Young- by ke$ha XD EPIC!

8. What is my motto?

Never say never- by J.B Well... cant lie tah yah there buddy.

9. What do you think of the person you like?

Last Resort- by papa roach (well he is a bad boy *swoons* sigh Lannie!)

10. What is your life story?

It's Not My Time- by 3 doors down ...cool...

11. What is your biggest secret?

Riot- by 3 days grace well, I do want to start a riot... maybe with the penguins!

12. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Sorry- by Buckcherry I would say sorry to my friend Olivia Winsted... i completely ignored her before she left. :"(

DAH END!

More random stuff from my real BFF cadet0502!!! ;3

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

You know a rock band has made it when they get their own private jet. The Myth-Busters know they've made it when they get to destroy their own private jet."

"I wanted a knight in shining armor. Instead I got an idiot in Sponge-bob footie pajamas."

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a SCUD missile? Two, one to shoot it off and the other to watch CNN to figure out where it landed.

Q: How do you know if you're crazy? A: If you see the word "apple" & imagine a hippo singing doctor doctor by Rhianna wearing a fruit hat!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"Practice, practice, practice. When that doesn't work, sugar, sugar, sugar."

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Nothing makes sense anymore! East is black, north is Betty White, and where are my pants?!" - YouTuber named Oyonater11

"I'm not inattentive! I'm just...oh, look! A chicken!"

If you think private is the most adorable thing in the freaking world copy this into your profile!

If you're curious about why Skipper's Bobblehead Doll wife, Lola, is not in the P.O.M show, post this in your profile.(Honestly, where'd she go?)

If you like Penguins Of Madagascar, post this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever had a crush on a character of P.o.M, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're curious on what happened to kitka from "the falcon & the snow job" copy this into your profile!

If you think Fanfiction should have an 'OC' Character button- Copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

(=_=) this is a bunny, copy this into your profile to help him in world domination!!!

1.Private

2.Skipper

3.Kowalski

4.Rico

5.Marlene

6.Julien

7.Maurice

8.Mort

9.Alice

10.Kitka

11.Doris

12.Dr.blowhole

1. Have you ever seen a romance fanfic about 1 & 12 w/ 2 as 1s dad?

Kowalski: Private & Blowhole! That's absurd! But i have seen one & Skipper was Private's dad (actually in alot of them I've seen skipper as private's dad)!

2. A romance fic between 1 & 5?

Rico: WTF?!?! Pwivate & Marwin?!?! Mawene's Skippuw's guwl you cwazy wooman!

3. A heroic fic about 1 & an oc?

Skipper: Yup. I've seen one about me. (Not you! #1! read the list!) *reads list* ooh! Yah I've seen one about Private too!

4. A horror fic where 4 tries to kill 1?

Private: Yah! & it hurt in the neck alot!

5. an 11/12 romance fic?

Marlene: Surprisingly not. Doris & Dr.Blowhole are both dolphins.

6. a fanfic about 7 in general?

Maurice: Sadly no. No one likes me.

Me: I like you- not in that way- but as a friend! :P

Maurice: Thanks :)

7. 1 & 8 are in a happy relationship until 8 runs off with 7. feeling lonley, 1 has a one night stand with 3 & a breif unhappy relationship with 4. still upset, 1 seeks guidance from 2 & finds a lover in 2.

Julien: so, Private & Mort are in a happy relationship until mort runs off with Maurice. feeling lonely, Private has a one night stand with Kowalski & a brief, unhappy relationship with Rico. still upset, private seeks guidance from Skipper & finds a lover in Skipper... WTF?!?! WHERE AM I IN THIS!

I TEAR MY HEART OPEN, I SEW MYSELF SHUT. AND MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH. AND OUR SCARS REMIND US THAT THE PAST IS REAL. I TEAR MY HEART OPEN JUST TO FEEL!

I love that song. I'm probably the only person who remembers it. :'( so sad. if you remember this song copy & paste this into your profile.then, add your name to the list: Privaterookie24,

C&Ps!

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you are basically obsessed with the penguins of madagascar, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction and/or fiction-press, copy this into your profile.

If you actually want to SEE Manfredi and Johnson, copy and paste.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a profile & aren't retarded (yet) copy this into your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever sang the Campfire Song Song in a crowded area and everyone stared at you, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have watched the Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole and think they should make more episodes like a musical, copy and post this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. :( NO MOE MOSQUITO!!!!!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are one of the few that actually has any regard to the rules of Fan-Fiction.Net, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997, Privaterookie24

If you like Skipper and Marlene and just think that Penguins of Madagascar is the coolest show on Nickelodeon, post this on your profile.

If you are desperate to know what happened to Skipper in Denmark, and who on earth Manfredi and Johnson are, PLEASE copy and post this on your profile.

If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile (or a Facebook)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you want a P.O.M episode when Skipper has a flash back of his past, copy and paste.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool,Spottedstarshell,marelove,ninjagirly,Little Christian, BML1997, Privaterookie24

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have never realized that you're technically standing sideways on Earth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you made up some "copy and paste" things on your own, copy and paste this in your profile.

This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost!

Copy and paste this if you love P.O.M and want it to continue past season 3

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit followed by a coughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "Do a flip!"?

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DON'T FORGET THE FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think I'm a nut job copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOu aRe SomETiMeS SeEn TyPiNg LiKe ThIs CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs InTo YoUr PrOfIlE!

How can you fight a fire with fire?

How can you stop a flood with water?

How do we think violence will solve violence?

Copy And Past This To Stop Violence All Over The World. So We Have A World In The Future.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP/STRANGLE someone, copy this onto your profile

If you ever walked into your closet randomly, hoping to find Narnia, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile. (I hear scars by papa roach!)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

If yo hte typds puty thid on y6our3 this into your profile (If you hate typos put this in your profile)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Private is secretly the strongest character on p.o.m & he just hides his strength copy this into your profile!

I'm making a petition to send in to nick.com. A petition to BRING BACK P.O.M! send your name & state the petition in a p.m to have your name included in this petition! if you want the word farther-spread & really love p.o.m then copy & paste this message!

-Privaterookie24

MY OCs:

Rookie:

Gender: Girl

Age (Human based): 21

Species: Penguin

Parents: Skipper & Emily (Emily is deceased )

Appearance: Brown top feathers pulled back into a low pony-tail, Rest normal feathers, sapphire-silver eyes, hourglass figure, between Rico & skipper's height & a gold heart-shaped locket that only she & skipper knows what's inside!

Personality: Smart (not Kowalski smart but getting there), Athletic, funny, slightly depressed when someone mentioned Emily, sassy, bossy-ish (not skipper bossy), Sympathetic, giddy, VERY sarcastic, nice, kinda fan girl & sisterly

Weapon of choice: bow & arrow

Rank: Private 1st class

Talents: Singing (but she doesn't believe ANYONE that compliments it), drawing, sneakiness,hyper cute, Spanish, aim, death glares (is it a talent? yes.) persuasion, & cooking.

Crush: Private

Cadet:

Gender: girl

Age: 38

Species: Penguin

Parents: unknown

Appearance: blond top feathers in a bob haircut, rest normal feathers, emerald green eyes, hourglass figure, an inch taller than skipper & a dog tag w/ her name & ranking on it.

Personality: Athletic, sassy, bossy, funny, sarcastic, paranoid, nice & motherly towards rookie.

Weapon of choice: sniper rifle

Rank: Captain 1st class

Talents: Mixed martial arts, strategy, sneakiness, paranoia, nagging (is it a talent? yes), protecting, cooking & singing

Crush: Skipper

Jenna:

Gender: Girl

Age: 29

Species: Penguin

Parents: Unknown

Appearance: Black feathers resembling hair with a lavender firefly barrette in the back, rest normal, Hazel eyes, hour glass figure, 2 inches shorter than Kowalski & purple glasses (does she need them... no)

Personality: Kowalski's twin sister, smarter than Kowalski, athletic, sarcastic, kinda quiet, short tempered, funny, nice & very sisterly to rookie & Isau

Weapon of choice: broken test tube

Rank: Lieutenant

Talents: Chemistry, writing, cooking, beating Kowalski with a notebook (is it a talent? yes), Problem solving & singing

Crush: Joey (0_0)

Kat:

Gender: Girl

Age: 25

Species: Penguin

Parents: Nigel Feathermore & Ariel Feathermore

Appearance: Read top feathers that are very wavy & go to her waist, rest normal, chocolate brown eyes, olive figure, same height as Rico, a backpack with EVERYTHING inside it & a shark tooth necklace

Personality: smartish funny, athletic, sarcastic, psychotic, VERY short tempered, loves to yell, funny & very sisterly to rookie

Weapon of choice: Dynamite

Rank: weapons expert

Talent: Explosions, cooking, piano, mixed martial arts, dancing, screaming (is it a talent? yes), protection (Me: so sisterly) & singing

Crush: Kowalski (me: 0_0 WHAT?!?!)

Abbi:

Gender: Girl

Age: 21

Species: Jaguar

Parents: Unknown

Appearance: Normal fur, black fur on paws, hazel eyes, on all fours is cadet's height, on hind legs is 7 inches taller than Kowalski, hour glass figure & a dynamite tattoo.

Personality: funny, athletic, smart, aggressive, sarcastic, psychotic, short tempered, hyper, loves to yell & very sisterly to Rookie & Amelia

Weapon of choice: claws

rank: weapons expert

Talent; Annoying people (is it a talent? yes), explosions, mixed martial arts, protecting Amelia & singing

Crush: Rico

Isau:

Gender: Girl

Age: 28

Species: red slasher

parents: Unknown

Appearance: Normal fur, emerald green eyes, Both ways an inch shorter than Abbi, hour glass figure, a blue bandanna, sunglasses & a belt with a sword in it.

Personality: Funny, athletic, smart, aggressive, sarcastic, hates men, VERY short tempered, psychotic, sinister & sisterly to Rookie & Jenna

Weapon of choice: Kitana

rank: Lieutenant

Talents: Mixed martial arts, explosions, chemistry, sneakiness, murder (is it a talent? yes), protection, problem solving & singing (though she hates it)

Crush: None

Amelia:

Gender: Girl

Age: 11

Species: Jaguar

Parents: Killah & Caleb adopted her

Appearance: normal fur, baby blue eyes, 5x smaller than Isau, child figure, freckles, a pink bow on her right ear & a dog tag with her name on it.

Personality: Funny, athletic, smart as Jenna, adorable, very sweet, sassy, down to earth, loves music, loves dancing & sisterly

weapon of choice: None

Rank: None

Talents: Persuasion, chemistry, sneakiness, hyper cute, dancing crying (is it a talent? yes) & singing

Crush: Mort (Me: wouldn't that be just sooooo cute?!?!)

Killah:

Gender: Girl

Age: 21

Species: Cheetah

Parents: Unknown

Appearance: Red fur with black spots, Abbi's size, cheetah figure, a baseball cap & a small cut on her right ear.

Personality: Smart, athletic, funny, sassy, bossy, aggressive, short tempered, can be nice, motherly to Amelia & sisterly to rookie.

weapon of choice: Fangs

Rank: none

Talents: Protection, mixed martial arts, cooking, yelling ( is it a talent? yes), sneakiness, speed & singing

Crush: Caleb

Caleb:

Gender: Girl

Age: 21

Species: Cheetah

Parents: Unknown

Appearance: slightly blonder than average, sky blue eyes, Killah's size, muscular build & a c tattoo.

Personality: Smart, athletic, funny, sassy, bossy, peace maker & nice

Rank: None

Talents: Protection, mixed martial arts, therapisting ( is it a talent? yes), cooking, sneakiness, speed & singing

Crush: Killah

Brooke:

Gender: Girl

Age: 26

Species: Ring tailed lemur

Parents: Unknown

Appearance: blond fur with black rings on tail, blue eyes, 1 inch shorter than Julien, hour glass figure (not as awesome as a Rookie's but still), 1 inch shorter than Julien & a crown made from twigs & shiny colorful stones.

Personality: Dumb, sassy, prissy, bossy, Madagascan accent & mean

Rank: none

Talents: demanding (is it a talent? yes), squealing, dancing (not Kat good but adequate) & singing.

Crush: Julien (obviously)

Rosie:

Gender: Girl

Age: 18

Species: Mouse Lemur

Parents: Unknown

Appearance: gray fur, big- BIG green eyes, Mort's height, Mort's figure & a big pink bow on her head with a fake diamond in the middle.

Personality: Dumb, sassy, girly, Mort's sister, naive, random & loves Brooke's hands (like Mort loves Julien's feet XD)

Rank: None

Talents: Annoying people (is it a talent? yes), dancing & singing (like Anne perhaps)

Crush: none.

Yasmine:

Gender: Girl

Age: 40

Species: Aye aye lemur

Parents: unknown

Appearance: Dark brown fur pulled back into a braid, brown eyes, 3 inches taller than Maurice, thinner than Maurice & a light blue barrette.

Personality: Smart, nice, short tempered, humble & sassy.

Rank: none

Talents: writing, cooking, holding in temper (is it a talent? yes), dancing & singing.

Crush: Maurice

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)x

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')x

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')x

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'x

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)x

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.x

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

You argue with your own OCs.(rookie:you do not! me: you're arguing w/ me right now!)x

Some characters interact with you. (EX: CheyCartoongirl8, Blowhole keeps hacking into her account)x

You argue with the characters.x

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.x

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.x

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.x

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.x

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.x

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.x

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.x

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will get annoyed about constantly talking about fan-fictions.

BEST FRIENDS: Love hearing about fan-fictions!

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Connecticut students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

I AM PUTTING A tale of two worlds & Zooers on facebook with my ocs UP FOR ADOPTION! To adopt one you must:

1) PM me

2) Review the chapter with the info

3) either one will work

Which ever one you choose must state:

1) the reason for adopting it

2) how to adopt it (i dont know)

Thanks,

-PR24

Sad but true story:

(This is not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Love Quotes

"If I had to choose between breathing & loving you, then I'd use my last breath to say 'I love you'."

"It's funny how even when someone breaks your heart you still love them with all the little pieces."

If you felt these then you will; Copy, Paste & make your own!

Just a thought since Halloween will be here soon _

From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!!

A woman was asked by a co-worker, 'What is it like to be a Christian?'

The co-worker replied, 'It is like being a pumpkin.' God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you.

Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed.

Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.'

I LUV U ALL!!! & P.O.M! PROOKITE FOR EVAH BABES!

-Privaterookie24