No really, stop applauding!!
You're making me blush.
I would like to thank Loren Bouchard for creating the best cartoon ever, "Home Movies." I would also like to thank Lolo Winner, instant noodles, Weezer, eighties music, Comedy Central, and In N Out Burger for hours of wholesome, nutritious fun. Lastly, I thank those of you who are still wasting your time reading this bio-slash-thank you speech. All your base are belong to us.