Hey! My name is Monica.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF-5bnyuZyI&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLJpIi7D3rW0-492M-BMVB3A -- video made by me for Ghost of the old age fan fiction story, A Breeze

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question:

okay. pleaaaase Don't judge me on the music that's on my Ipod NEW IPOD

What song describes me?

Rompe remix-Daddy Yankee HERE BY ME-3 DOORS DOWN

How do I see myself?

Truly Madly Deeply-Cascada ALL I HAVE-BACKSTREET BOYS

What do my friends really think of me?

Tu Principe-Daddy Yankee AGARRALE EL PANTALON-ALEXIS & FIDO FEAT. ZION & LENNOX

How is my life going right now?

Superhuman-Chris Brown ft. Keri Hilson GUYS LIKE YOU MAKE US LOOK BAD-BLESSTHEFALL

What will my life be like?

Fire-Krystal Meyers HOW TO SAVE A LIFE-THE FRAY

How can I make myself happy?

Shadow of the Day-Linkin Park HARDER TO BREATHE-MAROON 5

What should I do with my life?

Miracle-Cascada TEIR-RAMMESTEIN

What is some good advice for me?

Hit Me With Your Best Shot-Pat Benatar MY HEROINE-SILVERSTEIN

What is my favorite song?

Miss Independent-Ne-Yo IF YOU CAN'T RIDE TWO HORSES AT ONCE...YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THE CIRCUS-ASKING ALEXANDRIA

Do people secretly lust after me?

Rich Girl-Dwen Stafani CHUMP-GREEN DAY

What type of men/women do I like?

American Boy-Estelle ft. Kanye West ANTHEM OF OUR DYING DAY-STORY OF THE YEAR

What would you scream during your first time having sex?

Dinosaur-Ke$ha TEARS DON'T FALL-BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE

Will I get married?

Everytime We Touch-Cascada PEGAO-WISIN Y YANDEL

What would you sing to your significant other right now?

Hungover-Ke$ha OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN-BRITNEY SPEARS

What is my signature dancing song?

Ridin Solo-Jason Derulo YOU FOUND ME-KELLY CLAKSON

What is my current theme song?

Rehab-Amy Winehouse SCREENWRITING AN APOLOGY-HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS

How will I die?

Right Round-Flo-Rida ft. Ke$ha REHAB-AMY WINEHOUSE

How will I be remembered?

Diva-Beyonce LIVE HIGH-JASON MRAZ

What song will play at my funeral?

Felina-Hector Y Tito JETSET LIFE IS GONNA KILL YOU-MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

What is my day going to be like?

Beautiful Girls-Sean Kingston MISERY-GREEN DAY

What will tomorrow bring?

Sensual Seduction-Snoop Dog PROVOCANDOME-DON OMAR

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherinr!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

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Vampire Academy Survey

Who introduced you to the books?
a website

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
I read them off a website and I have book 2, 3, 4 and 5

What's your dream ending to the series?
Rose and Adrian finally end up together

Favorites

Who is your favorite character?
Sydney, Viktoria, Christian and Eddie

Who's your favorite Dhampir?
Eddie

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." -Dimitri, Vampire Academy

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." -Christian, Vampire Academy

"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss

"What are you saying that I'm normally an ungrateful bi*ch." silence "Hey! Not cool." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"I'm not jealous I'm just-" -Christian
"-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"What do you think, little dhampir? I was pretty bada*s with that plant, wasn't I? Of course it would have been more bada*s if I'd, I dunno, helped an amputee grow a limb back. Or maybe separated Siamese twins. But that'll come with more practice." -Adrian
"If you want some advice-which I'm sure you don't-you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks your moving in on Lissa." -Rose
"What? Doesn't he know that my heart belongs to you?" -Adrian
"It dose not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him." -Rose
" You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better." -Adrian
"If you touch me, I'll provide you with the oppritunity to see if you can heal your self. Then we'd see how bada*s you really are." -Rose, Shadow Kiss
"And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence is the answer." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.- Rose, Blood Promise
"Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and" – oh. Okay. Maybe she had a point.- Rose, Blood Promise

What was your favorite Rose and Adrian moment?
Adrian makes all those comments and Rose embaresses him

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?
At the end of SK when Rose is leaving and Lissa wants Rose to stay

What was your favorite adventure/battle
When Rose was running to Novisbrik with other unpromised dhampirs

Which book cover was your favorite?
Blood Promise

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Yes

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?
VA

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?
SK

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?
VA

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?
SB

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?
Adrian

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?
Rose

Rose or Adrian?
Adrian

Rose or Lissa?
Rose

Lissa or Adrian?
Adrian

Rose or Mia?
Rose

Christian or Lissa?
Christian

Christian or Dimitri?
Christian

Kirova or Alberta?
Alberta

Adrian or Christian?
i like them in differant ways

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?
Janine Hathaway

Lissa or Mia?

Mia

Eddie or Mason?

Eddie

Anna or Vladimir?
i dont care

Adrian or Mason?
Adrian

Eddie or Christian?
Christian

Eddie or Adrian?
Adrian

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?
Victor. but Nathan is a bitch!!

Moroi or Dhampir?
Dhampir!!!

Worst Pickup Lines ever! (and how you should respond to them)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Hey People!!

This is a story about a little girl that was abused.

If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!",

I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Matt Damon

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

Black

3. Your first initial?

M

4. Your month of birth?

May

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Savannah

7. Your favorite number?

28

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida (Never been to Cali)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I would like a dog of my own

Are you done?

Um, idk, am i??

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Dimitri Rose!

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.