Hey i've never done anything like this before so don't hate me if i mess up.

yes my profile pic is me and my shoes

Name: can we say stalker much?...

Age: Like you need to know

girl or boy: Duh, i'm a girl!

Nationality: scottish but in my stories i say mom( I'm just that good to you)

Fave books: Maximum Ride!!!!! The Chaos walking trilogy! The curse worker series! The radleys!

Fave bands:

My Chemical Romance

the offspring

the all American rejects

Paramore...E.T.C!

fave songs

my profiles messed up so ill change this bit later

Somewhere i belong

Save yourself i'll hold them back...E.T.C!

Can you raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pirlofe.

- Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
- My heart is not a playground
- I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
- To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book.
- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
- I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.
- "It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
- When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
- A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'
- 1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 807 islands, 7 seas, and I still had the unfortunate luck to meet YOU.
- I would trust my best friend with my life, but NOT my phone or my facebook.
- When someone's laugh is so much funnier than the joke.
- "Can I help you?" No, I just waited in line for 20 minutes to say 'hi'.
- "Maybe it's Maybelline!" ...or maybe it's photoshop, who knows?
- "Dude, she just called you blonde!" "What? That's not my name?"
- Sometimes, you gotta hand it to short people. Because most of the time, they just can't reach it.
- It's not that I hate you, no! Just put it this way, if you were on fire, and I had water... I'd drink it.
- RIP to all those snowmen who died fighting in the snow :'(
- I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?

you call me uncool. cool is another word for cold. if im not cold im hot.
weird is good strange is bad.weird means different, different means unique. unique is good therefore im proud

If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, idiot?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will get angry at you for calling them late in the night.

A best friend will ask why it took so long for you to call.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.

A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you.

A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we messed up...Wanna do it again once we get bailed out?"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.

BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A friend will push you in a spinny chair;

Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.

A friend asks for the cookie,

Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?

A friend asks for the cookie,

A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Cooooookiiiies?"

A friend laughs with you;

Best friend laughs at you.

A friend says "I love your dogs!"

Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.

A friend will encourage you to go after a guy you like.

A Best Friend will throw a chip at his head, point at you, and scream, "IT WAS HER!" to get you to talk to him.

A friend doesn't say anything when your boyfriend cheats.

A Best Friend tells you everything, cheers you up, and then helps you plan his demise.

A friend will shrink away from you when you start singing along to a song on the radio of a store.

A Best Friend will make people pay money to watch you.

A friend will borrow your things, and then give it back.

A Best Friend will wreck and/or lose what they borrowed, say "Oops." and give you a tissue.

A friend will take away your drink when they think you've had enough.

A Best Friend will watch you stumbling around, scowl, and say, "Finish that up! You know we don't waste, girl!"

Friends: Disappear after graduation.

Best Friends: Are there when you're 90 at the local Senor Center talking about the nutty things you've done together.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie!

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

When Life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemies eyes!

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened last week.

I'm the kind of girl that walks into things, yells at them, and then says sorry and tells them that I was having an off day.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me

Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "But we're grounded." Max and Fang stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge looked at me. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much."

"Oh, jeez." Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?" "Nope. I'm the smart one." Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang

"Oh yeah, 'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said, understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back. And then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

“Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked. “Yeah.” “When?” “Right away.” “How?” I persisted. “We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?” He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. “She offered to cook breakfast.”- schools out forever

“Basically, I have two speeds... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.” - saving the world and other extreme sports

“Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision," he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed. Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. "Don't write dat down," he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence. "You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?" Nudge chewed on a fingernail. "You mean, like, besides the WINGS?" She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit. His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings." "Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!" "Hardly a special talent," ter Borcht said witheringly. Nudge was offended. "Yeah? Let's see YOU do it.""I vill now eat nine Snickers bars," Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, "visout bahfing." Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert" ...Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy barked.” - (my favorite) i forgot

“Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?' Max: 'Why, is your head missing some?”-angel experiment

“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.” - angel experiment

“I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.” -angel experiment

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt"--max -final warning

“Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?”

“We’ll be back!” he snarled. It was really Ari’s voice. Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang” - schools out forever

“Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're here to watch manly men do manly things." I followed Fang's line of sight: He was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, who were not doing manly things, by any stretch of the imagination.” - saving the world and other extreme sports

Dang it. I dropped my bag of Doritos

Found this on a profile and I wanted to try it so... here it is...

If your life was a movie what would the soundtrack be?

here's how it works: 1. Open ur library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When u go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool here's mine

Opening Credits: This charming man by The smiths

Waking Up: song2 by blur

First Day At School: All the small things by blink182

Falling In Love: hanging in the wire by PJ harvey

Fight Song: your gonna go far kid by the offspring ( wow, it fits perfectly)

Breaking Up Song: since you been gone by A Day To Remember

Prom: sing by my chemical romance

Life: Psychosocial by slipknot

Mental Breakdown: Fences by Paramore

Driving: All Sar by smash mouth

Flashback: Learn to fly by the foo fighters

Getting back together: Teenagers by my chemical romance

Wedding: The only hope for me is you by my chemical romance

Birth of Child: if it means a lot to you by a day to remember

Final Battle: All these things that i've done by the killers

Death Scene: Planetery go! by my chemical romance (it makes no sense but rules are rules)

Funeral Song: helena by my chemical romance

End Credits: Welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance

BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!

PREP

X You own a cell phone.

xYou own something from Abercrombie.

xYou own something from Pac sun.

xYou own something from Hollister.

xYou own something from American eagle.

xYou love/like going to the mall. xYou own an iPod/MP3 player. X You love Starbucks. X you have been called a brat. x You hate buying things that are on sale. x You have more than one house.

Total: 2

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors. X You have thought about death. x You wear chains. X You like heavy metal. X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. x You have worn black lipstick. x Your hair was/is dark. X You dislike preps. x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 5

PUNK

xYou can skateboard X you’ve worn plaid. X You like Converse. x You hate MTV. X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. X you dislike pink. X You hate/dislike preps. x you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5

GEEK

X You love the computer. x You like Harry Potter. x You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts X you get straight A's. X You love/like reading. x You were/are in band. X You don't care what you look like. x You have a curfew. x You always do your homework. x You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

x You watch/watched the Super bowl. X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. x You collect your jerseys. x You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. x You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. x Your garage consists of sports equipment. x You belong/belonged to a school team. x You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. x You have a specific number.

Total: 1

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music. x You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. x You never walk anywhere. X You wear/wore slip-on shoes. x You wear/wore Vans. x You like the band Panic! At the disco. (never have and never will) X You wear band t-shirts. X People have called you a freak and meant it. X You love to "hardcore" dance. x Hair has been died more than 1 colour ( only one colour:( )

Total: 5

Your guy side

X You love hoodies. X You love jeans. X Dogs are better than cats. X its hilarious when people get hurt. X You've played with/against boys on a team. X Shopping is torture. X Sad movies suck. x You own/Ed an X-Box. x Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter. (Who doesn't?) X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega. x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. x You watch sports on TV. X Gory movies are cool. (who dosnt agree?) X You go to your dad for advice. x You own like a trillion baseball caps. x You like going to high school football games. x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. X Baggy pants are cool to wear. X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors. X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. x Sports are fun.(those words dont belong in the same sentence!) X Talk with food in your mouth. X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 17 (Great! 17. I'm a girl, by the way.)

Your girl side:

x You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. (Make-up is not natural, so I don't wear it) x You love to shop. (I'm guessing books don't count...) x You wear eyeliner. x You wear the color pink. (aaaaggghhh!!!) x Go to your mom for advice. x You consider cheerleading a sport. x You hate wearing the color black. x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. x You like wearing jewelery. x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. x Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. x You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Who dosnt love them!) x You were in gymnastics/dance x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. x You smile a lot more than you should.( i never smile) x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. x You care about what you look like.( im a mess and i know it) x You like wearing dresses when you can. x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X You love the movies. x You used to play with dolls as little kid. x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. x Like being the star of everything.

Total: 1 (Wow... This...This is just sad.)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this.

If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this.

If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.

If you talk to your book charcters copy this.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

all of the above

The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go"

Truth of a reader

When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades.

A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories.

But do you really know a reader?

A reader is someone who buries thier time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world.

A reader is somone who put themself into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them.

A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themself in another person to find the meaning.

A reader is somone who feels depressed and needs to be alone.

Now do you know a reader?

If you see yourself in these words copy and paste this on to your profile to let the world know who a reader is.

Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!

You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie.

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

30. The order of power: Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lissa don’t make the list.

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): eveizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): blue dog

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Forrest

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): mcaevney

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): silver Dr Pepper

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): vamruae

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Max

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

1/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

3/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

8/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, or looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

6/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

0/10 ( i never have and never will e a sunny or optimistic person, i only see the bad things)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.( i'm a bit of a pyro, okay alot, let's say i let my inner iggy shine through)

2/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 ( i'm a very antisocial person)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10 ( again, i'm unsociable)

i would probably either be a child of hades or hermes