Hey people. I am an author of Harry Potter fanfictions (wow...that sounds all...professional...kinda...maybe...oh well!) I'm a shipper for L/J and Herm./D stories and basically anything love/hate because I find it just wonderful to write. I can't stand fluffy stuff. I also like Marion Zimmer Bradley, but I incorporate that into Harry Potter. I'm quite a lengthy writer...and, unfortunately, I have a problem with writing humor into my stories. (although I'm seriously going to try) I'm doing my best right now to incorporate the 5th book into my fic...but, of course I am going to have to start over so, bear with me. I love interesting and unique plots, but thoroughly enjoy a new twist on an old idea. You can IM me if you want someone to listen or just to talk. And now...you can enjoy these random quotes!

"It takes more than a turtleneck to make you a chihuahua!" - Dogbert (Scott Adams)

"If you can't find it in the index, look carefully throughout the entire catalog." - Sears-Roebuck

"My books are water; those of great geniuses are wine. Everybody drinks water." - Mark Twain

"CHEESE PANTS!!! It's the lost cheese pants mountain. They said it didn't exist...they said I was crazy...but I knew!!!" - Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)

"And remember, for the mayfly, there is no tomorrow..." - Amsouth Bank Radio Commercial

(more will come...beware...)

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