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 Salvete! I am: rebellic daydreamer, book worm, creative person, freethinker. Female, too. Location : Sweet Germany, Bodensee. Used to live in Washington DC and Houston, Texas. I'm bilingual (not to mention 6 years of Latin in school and some poor French). Music : Alternative, Post-Grunge, Metal, Industrial, Gothic... Rock (Classic Rock as well). Pairings! Pairings! Wouldn't mind a recommendation either :D (Did I mention I like crack pairings?) *BLEACH*: GrimmjowXOrihime, ByakuyaXOrihime, RenjiXByakuya, AizenXOrihime, SzayelXRenji, UraharaXIchigo, RenjiXRukia, UlquiorraXOrihime, MatsumotoXNova. Oh how I love Grimmjow, meow, meow, meow. I like both Rukia and Orihime - no hate here! *SOUL EATER: FreeXEruka, SteinXMedusa, SteinXMarie, ChronaXMaka, JustinXGiriku, SteinxSpirit, MifuneXTsubaki, KidXStein, BlaireXSoul, BlackStarXTsubaki *HARRY POTTER*: HarryXHermione, LuciusXHermione (Oh gosh...this is IT! my discovery of the month!), TeddyXVictoire *NARUTO*(even though I stopped liking it when *t* died T_T): PainXItachi, HidanXItachi, SasukeXKarin, NarutoXHinata, NejiXHinata, ShikamaruXTemari *INU YASHA* SesshomaruXKagura, InuYashaXKikyo *DEATH NOTE* LXLight *OPERA SUSANOH SWORD OF THE DEVIL* KumasoXYamato *SHI HWA MONG* DoHaeXHwa, RitsukiXMong, RenXRitsuki, JohnXShi *PERSONAL PARADISE* AndyXJohanna, NicoXMarianne, JulianXAnna *ONE PIECE* ZorroXNami, FrankyXRobin, SmokerXAce, SmokerXZorro Those are the ones that come to my mind right now. Of course there are plenty of other books or anime/manga I like, maybe I'll update this list. Much left unspoken, but that's ok with me for the moment ;) I love to write and I think it's safe to say I'm not completely bad at it either, but that's always up to the reader to decide. Usually my works are always in German since it is my first language and the one I have the wildest range of vocabulary of. For some time now I'm writing fanfictions in English, but I'm somewhat shy to upload them. Maybe I'll upload one eventually. |
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Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
When Worlds Collide: The Plight of the One Ring by M. A. Williams reviews
Harry and Hermione receive a letter from Dumbledore stating a new mission which involves them protecting an enemy and travelling to the past to help fight a war that may end in tragedy. What will happen to them when danger is the only thing around them? *CURRENTLY REWRITING THIS AS A NEW FANFICTION STORY WITH COMPLETELY NEW CONTENT AND MORE ROMANCE. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT!*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 218,902 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 11/28/2009 - [Hermione G., Legolas] - Complete
Wicked Game by Volturi Secretarial Services reviews
It was unlucky accident that Hermione came to Volterra. Even worse luck that she took the doomed tour. Aro Volturi doesn't mind at all. AU/EWE, Aro/Hermione. Rating may change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Hermione G., Aro
Crimson with a Silver Lining by Lady Cailan reviews
It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny's daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 412,142 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Chronicle of Middle Earth: The Elf, the Witch, and the Portkey by CraftyK13 reviews
Hermione finds herself in Middle-earth, Rivendell to be exact. She is in the beginning stages of a war and decides to pitch in. To do what? To destroy the One Ring and be a part of the Fellowship. Hermione&Legolas. Formerly known as The Fellowship of the Ring Plus One!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Hermione G., Legolas
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 4439 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Under the Bastard Flag by Belladonna Rose reviews
Orihime reluctantly agrees to accompany Captain Aizen to save her town from his wrath, only to garner the attention of the pirate who captains the ship called The Pantera. Oh yes, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,516 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Sweet Temptations by Cheating Death reviews
He was arrogant and rude. He swore more than a sailor, and drank alcohol at eight in the morning. He was Hinata's new boss. And he wasn't about to keep things 'strictly professional' with his cute little assistant. Rated M for swearing and future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,519 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Flower Forevermore by raggedclause reviews
Hermione is a powerful Dark Witch, but she's young and untrained. Lucius takes her under his wing, and comes to love and adore her...and ultimately, make her his Queen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,977 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Faculty Production by Ladybug21 reviews
Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Shakespeare's "Macbeth." What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during "Prisoner of Azkaban," but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] Remus L., Albus D.
Romp among the Roses by Her Royal Goddess reviews
Hermione and Lucius find a way to enjoy a rather dull dinner party.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
In Which Sasuke Gets Karin Pregnant by BWL reviews
Him. The drooling, blubbering, never-sleeping, perpetually-crying...utterly adorable...creature, sucking his toe and staring up at them with those huge crimson eyes of his. SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Sasuke U., Karin U.] - Complete
Shadows of Ourselves by InkFairy reviews
Draco Malfoy has played both sides of the war for years, but when Voldemort gives him an ultimatum—bring him Hermione Granger or die—she surprisingly agrees to be handed over to the Dark Lord. Together, they take pureblood society by storm as Master and Madam Malfoy, all while trying to help the Order find and destroy the last Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,580 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hunt for the MarySue's by AnonymousDuo reviews
"A plague has spread across the wizarding community, and it originates from the internet. It is known as the plague of the Mary-Sue's." The Order is hunting down Mary-Sue's, but are they safe from the plague themselves? Lots of humour and Mary-Sue's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P.
Hermione Jasmine Whitlock by hello.i'm.mia.black reviews
Hermione was kidnaped and taken from her time. Her brother sets out to find her, one way or another, but he doesn't find her for 149 years. Who is her brother you ask? Well, none other than Jasper Whitlock, once human, turned vampire. Hermione/Edward
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Hermione G., Edward
TTB LM X HG by Moomlu reviews
LM X HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Stolen by Elsie girl reviews
She pretends to love him for the Order. He pretends to love her for the Dark Lord. Have they deceived everyone, or only themselves? "Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before." Mignon McLaughlin. Thank you so much for the support. Please read and review. Complete Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 217,829 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Returning to Hogwarts by Hsldobflpsy reviews
Three years after the War, Hermione has moved into her own cottage and is preparing to go back to Hogwarts to teach Transfiguration. Little did she know that a certain Slytherin was also returning...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,804 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Live and Breathe Again by Siriusgirl1 reviews
It was over. Hueco Mundo lay in ruin. The Arrancar were defeated by their foes. Yet none could take pleasure in this, for their losses were great. To Kuchiki Byakuya, there was no doubt that he would have, should have, perished there. But he didn't. Why?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 210,726 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Byakuya K., Orihime I.
The Red Thorns by Alien Emerald reviews
A Four Founders Tournament is being held at Hogwarts, and Rose must battle her way through four tasks that question her deepest fears and desires, her greatest loyalties and bonds, and her ability to see the truth through all the deception. But to win, she has to win over Scorpius Malfoy by making him fall for her... and try with all her heart not to fall for him in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,022 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Change My Fate by Bacchanalia reviews
Unsatisfied with his current level of power, Grimmjow uses Orihime's abilities to give himself another chance at evolving before the Winter War commences. What results is the strength to make a difference, the strength to survive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 102,421 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J., T. Harribel, C. Stark
Changing It All by FODforever reviews
Sookie receives a reality-altering gift from Niall, and makes a plan to right the wrongs in her life; but can she change the past and still hold on to the future? Rated T now, M later. Sookie/Eric, but it's going to take a little while! Through ch 1 D&G.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 97,795 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Dream by Black Velvet Poison reviews
Surely this pain will kill her. Surely she deserves this suffering. But, finally, she's made up her mind. K/A DISCONTINUED
Wicked Lovely - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,835 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Aislinn, Keenan
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Senpai to Kouhai by Sweety Rahai reviews
Inoue Orihime wants to study in the same university as Sora. However, her bad marks in Japanese History may ruin her shot at the scholarship for S-University. So Sora asks Ichigo, his kouhai from the kyudo club, to be Orihime's home tutor. AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,569 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Orihime I., Ichigo K.
Hueco Mundo High by Oh My Kira reviews
Orihime didn't know what to expect when she transferred to Hueco Mundo High. Certainly not the crazy fangirls, creepy perverted teachers, and to make friends with a gang. But the last thing she expected was to fall for the gang's leader! GrimmHime AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,455 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Muse by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- "You'll always be a whore, just like your mother." Those words had been her undoing. Now years later, amidst the brokenness of her life there came this strange man, asking for what no one else ever had: Her heart. UlquiHime – Dark Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,983 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Dark Queen by Angelz on Edge reviews
Who said only the Summer Court can have both a King and Queen. The Dark Court is changing, and the heart of that change is based around a familiar face. She's the new Dark Queen and she'll give no mercy. The night belongs to her. LesliexNiallxIrial
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Leslie, Irial
To Save a Malfoy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Ron free a man who has been the Dark Lord's captive for years and place him in Hermione's care. But who is this mysterious man and how will he effect the lives of the Gryffindors and one Draco Malfoy? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,784 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Buckets of water by imslytherinatheart reviews
Peeves traps Lucius and Hermione in an abandon classroom at Hogwarts. Rated M starting second chapter. R & R, OOC, sexual situations... don't read if offended by such things. Started as a 2 shot but continued due to demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,523 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lifestyles by thespringmoon reviews
A new transfer student shakes things up at a rich private school. IchiHime, RenRuki, IshiNemu & more later!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,634 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
The Painting and The Skulls by Lunlar reviews
Lyra and Will are 25 and whereas Will is having trouble forgetting, Lyra is having trouble remembering... as she travels back to Oxford to unravel her remarkable story, Will travels back to relive and remember the best time of his life.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 9/10/2005
Only an Idiot by RezleVettems reviews
December has come and Free decides to visit Eruka a week before Christmas only to discover that she isn't answering her door. What's he supposed to do without her? Where is she? A Christmas story for the frog and werewolf. Friendship or romance,your pick.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Eruka Frog, Free - Complete
Paradox by Flaignhan reviews
It begun before it had even started. SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mastermind by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Ise Nanao knows that she could have done better. If she was Aizen Sousuke, Soul Society would already be at her mercy and the Shinigami dead or dying at her feet.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Nanao I., S. Aizen - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 4,058 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In the Rain by Dragon Fire10 reviews
Hermione's world turns upside down when she runs into Lucius at Grimmauld Place. Loyalties are tested...and Lucius must figure out why he is drawn to a girl that is everything he always hated. MIICHAN IF YOU WANT TO FLAME SIGN IN SO I CAN RESPOND...IT IS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,817 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Green or Blue by ladykaylee reviews
COMPLETE! Lillian Tremaine was the only female pirate in the Spanish Main that had really made a name for herself. But when her ship was sunk by fierce storm, she was picked up by the Black Pearl and flung into the arms of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,273 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete